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1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt
Equestria isn't all just friendship, and magic. These ponies, and humans aren't so lucky. This is a based on the show 1000 Ways To Die.

Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against germs, monsters, incidents, and injuries. There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive it all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 Ways To Die. Based on the T.V show 1000 Ways To Die.

Thanks To Tynal for editing this.

Incomplete
Dark
Death
Thriller
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Equestria Girls
Sex
Gore
Crossover
 
MOO

107535 words: Estimated about 9 hours to read
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158 Chapters:

  1. Vinyl Scratch 2017-03-23 03:03:08 UTC
    476
  2. Twilight Sparkle 2017-03-23 03:03:13 UTC
    315
  3. Klepto 2017-03-23 03:03:18 UTC
    327
  4. Stabber 2017-03-23 15:42:00 UTC
    384
  5. Soundcheck (Created by mitchboy) 2017-03-24 01:18:22 UTC
    432
  6. Sniper 2017-03-24 23:42:14 UTC
    402
  7. Organizer 2017-03-25 16:20:22 UTC
    378
  8. Hoof Racer 2017-03-26 16:41:55 UTC
    530
  9. Milky Way And Mason 2017-03-28 03:26:46 UTC
    596
  10. Spoiled Rich (Created by PuzzleInsanity) 2017-03-28 22:44:58 UTC
    361
  11. Chemical 2017-03-30 00:16:15 UTC
    384
  12. Hatter 2017-03-31 15:31:49 UTC
    444
  13. Erin Bronett 2017-04-04 16:15:55 UTC
    536
  14. Micro Chip 2017-04-07 03:04:08 UTC
    448
  15. Pinkie Pie And Sapphire Shores 2017-04-09 22:42:49 UTC
    653
  16. Kyla 2017-04-16 00:09:59 UTC
    615
  17. Scott Green 2017-04-18 02:31:54 UTC
    563
  18. Micky 2017-04-19 23:58:36 UTC
    487
  19. Adiago 2017-04-25 23:29:15 UTC
    626
  20. Lyra² 2017-04-29 19:24:43 UTC
    642
  21. Blue Blood 2017-05-06 02:47:17 UTC
    755
  22. Star Gazer 2017-05-18 15:39:18 UTC
    362
  23. Tree Hugger 2017-05-22 19:14:07 UTC
    505
  24. Rip Off 2017-05-29 17:32:34 UTC
    698
  25. Fizzy Pop and Lilac Sky 2017-06-03 04:16:38 UTC
    722
  26. Joystick 2017-06-07 21:07:49 UTC
    1181
  27. Lemon Zest 2017-06-11 15:32:30 UTC
    738
  28. Human Soundcheck (Created by Mitchboy) 2017-06-11 22:09:29 UTC
    905
  29. Funny Bone 2017-06-18 23:25:40 UTC
    835
  30. Sticky Hooves 2017-06-20 04:37:40 UTC
    660
  31. Royal Ribbon 2017-06-21 15:38:08 UTC
    891
  32. Rage 2017-06-23 16:43:42 UTC
    742
  33. Greta 2017-06-25 20:28:01 UTC
    547
  34. Ethan Eagle (Created By Damien Martino) 2017-06-27 20:22:40 UTC
    682
  35. Sweet Leaf 2017-06-30 02:06:27 UTC
    766
  36. Gloriosa Daisy And Sandalwood 2017-07-06 13:13:49 UTC
    916
  37. Sunny Flare 2017-07-08 22:42:14 UTC
    663
  38. Human Ethan Eagle (Created by Damien Martino) 2017-07-13 03:15:07 UTC
    730
  39. Off Topic (Created by Damien Martino) 2017-07-17 21:04:20 UTC
    546
  40. Cupcakes 2017-07-19 21:35:34 UTC
    1077
  41. Lightning Dust 2017-07-25 00:40:24 UTC
    615
  42. Flash Sentry (Created by Speedy Silverstreak) 2017-07-29 03:35:58 UTC
    709
  43. Smuggler 2017-08-07 18:32:32 UTC
    601
  44. Human Blue Blood (Created by Speedy Silverstreak) 2017-08-14 19:00:30 UTC
    603
  45. Batter 2017-08-22 23:00:37 UTC
    606
  46. Diamond Tiara (Created by Speedy Silverstreak) 2017-08-28 20:25:36 UTC
    505
  47. Maud Pie (Created By Speedy Silverstreak) 2017-09-01 18:45:39 UTC
    625
  48. Flawless Diamond 2017-09-11 17:33:45 UTC
    491
  49. Silk Hoof 2017-09-30 03:30:44 UTC
    527
  50. Solar Burst 2017-10-17 19:14:38 UTC
    574
  51. Brown Sugar 2017-11-02 19:07:25 UTC
    1550
  52. Anvil Hanger (Created by FoxVillain321) 2017-12-01 13:07:58 UTC
    767
  53. Scammer 2017-12-09 10:24:36 UTC
    557
  54. Princess Celestia (Created by Speedy Silverstreak) 2017-12-16 19:04:06 UTC
    558
  55. Director's Cut (Created by grl6p) 2017-12-19 17:57:08 UTC
    669
  56. Code Cracker 2017-12-20 13:53:11 UTC
    604
  57. Card Master 2017-12-21 21:29:15 UTC
    622
  58. Brain Mixer 2018-01-08 02:57:03 UTC
    485
  59. Allen (Created by BlueCuddlePonyGhost) 2018-01-09 05:34:58 UTC
    522
  60. Bass 2018-01-21 22:30:48 UTC
    536
  61. Hoofdini 2018-01-26 21:02:55 UTC
    609
  62. Magnifier 2018-01-31 21:46:32 UTC
    774
  63. Tennis Match 2018-02-12 05:04:52 UTC
    745
  64. Quill 2018-02-14 17:36:14 UTC
    1617
  65. Atom 2018-02-19 19:12:35 UTC
    546
  66. Curly Winds 2018-02-27 00:22:53 UTC
    761
  67. Strudel 2018-03-09 02:25:36 UTC
    529
  68. Bet Hard 2018-03-15 22:19:43 UTC
    727
  69. Coach Scorch 2018-03-26 22:04:25 UTC
    837
  70. Rusher 2018-04-04 21:22:19 UTC
    648
  71. Gem Stealer 2018-04-11 21:39:13 UTC
    526
  72. Human Off Topic (Created by Damien Martino) 2018-04-18 23:03:41 UTC
    701
  73. Film Maker 2018-04-27 00:40:21 UTC
    586
  74. Wild Ace 2018-05-06 03:45:10 UTC
    638
  75. Cayenne 2018-05-12 20:05:26 UTC
    917
  76. Steel Mustang 2018-05-25 21:29:31 UTC
    864
  77. Poison Kiss 2018-06-01 01:59:34 UTC
    619
  78. Cherry Pop 2018-07-22 01:43:46 UTC
    1017
  79. Commander Hurricane 2018-08-01 16:45:43 UTC
    765
  80. Sliver Feather 2019-01-19 18:32:42 UTC
    666
  81. Parcel Post 2019-02-22 22:42:50 UTC
    663
  82. Storm Watch & Violet Rain (Created by infernape612) 2019-03-18 22:05:55 UTC
    963
  83. Sugar Socks 2019-04-18 22:13:05 UTC
    803
  84. Fleur De Lis 2019-05-17 22:46:11 UTC
    660
  85. Key Tripper 2019-06-22 22:05:14 UTC
    645
  86. Smoky 2019-07-16 18:40:18 UTC
    577
  87. Double Heart 2019-07-25 20:50:15 UTC
    735
  88. Crimson Napalm 2019-10-08 16:02:43 UTC
    632
  89. Cherry Crash 2019-12-13 22:28:55 UTC
    617
  90. Raspberry Fluff 2020-01-11 20:46:37 UTC
    712
  91. Glademane 2020-02-10 22:42:50 UTC
    562
  92. Orchid Jewel 2020-02-25 18:03:57 UTC
    589
  93. Blue Tail (Created by Atlas INC) 2020-03-13 18:15:10 UTC
    911
  94. Bird Catcher 2020-03-31 19:14:08 UTC
    559
  95. Red Gem 2020-04-10 10:50:23 UTC
    665
  96. Baton Switch 2020-04-23 19:09:31 UTC
    556
  97. Cherry Fizz 2020-04-30 21:08:17 UTC
    664
  98. Bright Idea 2020-05-10 19:57:03 UTC
    580
  99. Captain Planet 2020-06-01 17:53:56 UTC
    648
  100. Bulk Biceps (Created By Dramamaster829) 2020-06-15 18:03:39 UTC
    578
  101. Gambler Zach 2020-07-01 01:01:55 UTC
    486
  102. Berry & Lightning 2020-07-15 21:42:52 UTC
    881
  103. Snails 2020-07-22 22:08:45 UTC
    545
  104. Upper Crust 2020-08-03 18:10:37 UTC
    675
  105. Rather Dashing (Created by Velvet Blossom) 2020-08-11 00:44:02 UTC
    680
  106. Lucky Hoof 2020-09-02 18:50:18 UTC
    544
  107. Paisley 2020-09-18 17:52:52 UTC
    586
  108. Jack Hammer 2020-09-25 22:20:03 UTC
    564
  109. Pinkie Pie/Pink (Clone) 2020-09-30 18:50:39 UTC
    659
  110. Human Filthy Rich 2020-10-10 21:45:22 UTC
    527
  111. Library Stamp 2020-10-31 01:01:28 UTC
    610
  112. Human Tree Hugger 2020-11-19 18:52:35 UTC
    565
  113. Flim And Flam (Sort Of A Way To Die) 2020-12-14 01:17:45 UTC
    3282
  114. Lollipop 2021-01-14 22:17:41 UTC
    695
  115. Raindrop Lily 2021-02-05 22:47:35 UTC
    640
  116. Aria And Eagle Eye 2021-02-18 22:31:28 UTC
    716
  117. Tinder Box 2021-03-07 19:56:45 UTC
    562
  118. Citrus Blush 2021-03-20 19:27:44 UTC
    490
  119. Chestnut Magnifico 2021-04-28 20:58:17 UTC
    595
  120. Chips 2021-05-18 18:48:38 UTC
    591
  121. Silver Spoon 2021-05-19 22:12:43 UTC
    478
  122. Delfino 2021-06-23 19:54:38 UTC
    515
  123. Human Feather Bangs 2021-06-30 21:18:02 UTC
    598
  124. Magnet Bolt 2021-07-24 15:48:34 UTC
    720
  125. Rose Heart 2021-09-09 01:25:38 UTC
    2241
  126. Violet Blurr 2021-10-08 05:08:45 UTC
    550
  127. Frosty Orange 2022-02-28 20:15:59 UTC
    528
  128. Teddy 2022-04-10 09:41:37 UTC
    681
  129. Grave Digger 2022-04-27 13:51:16 UTC
    665
  130. Diamond Boys 2022-05-20 10:51:07 UTC
    511
  131. Fuchsia Blush 2022-05-28 15:27:26 UTC
    566
  132. Songbird Serenade 2022-07-14 21:36:08 UTC
    548
  133. Suri Polomare 2022-07-27 13:04:45 UTC
    717
  134. Dr. Horse 2022-09-28 20:21:03 UTC
    1239
  135. Sonata 2022-11-08 01:56:41 UTC
    606
  136. Swengallop 2023-01-04 12:17:01 UTC
    556
  137. Wiz Kid 2023-10-02 00:59:47 UTC
    557
  138. Abacus Cinch 2024-01-08 23:43:20 UTC
    596
  139. Mr. Waddle 2024-07-08 22:15:59 UTC
    399
  140. Sludge 2024-07-13 16:11:03 UTC
    566
  141. Ginger Owlseye 2024-07-15 17:51:49 UTC
    817
  142. Hoops 2024-07-29 20:14:55 UTC
    756
  143. Fleetfoot 2024-08-11 17:37:05 UTC
    606
  144. Silly Shoes 2024-08-20 21:49:23 UTC
    785
  145. Alizarin Bubblegum & Celery Stalk 2024-08-29 03:09:42 UTC
    511
  146. Filthy Rich 2024-09-06 21:14:39 UTC
    770
  147. Electric Sky 2024-09-14 02:11:56 UTC
    667
  148. Velvet Sky 2024-09-21 20:00:17 UTC
    821
  149. Varsity Trim 2024-09-29 19:58:53 UTC
    640
  150. Jet Set and Upper Crust 2024-10-08 20:24:44 UTC
    770
  151. Golden Hazel 2024-10-19 20:48:11 UTC
    690
  152. Blueberry Cake 2024-11-04 04:28:11 UTC
    671
  153. Nolan North 2024-11-29 18:34:41 UTC
    676
  154. Quick Bit 2024-12-20 00:03:27 UTC
    752
  155. Electric Sky 2024-12-29 01:15:51 UTC
    903
  156. Feather Bangs 2025-01-18 18:29:07 UTC
    747
  157. Crystal Lullaby 2025-02-04 21:02:19 UTC
    710
  158. Puffed Pastry 2025-02-09 19:50:04 UTC
    856