1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Erin Bronett

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Author's Note

Back from my break and ready for more deaths. I thought I would be gone for a week but one of my family members gave me an early birthday present which was an IPad. Forgive me if I spell something's wrong because I'm getting used to the controls of using it. Now let's began the next death of 1000 Ways To Die.

P.S GSphere made the picture I came up with the death.


Erin Bronett

Date: August 26, 2016
Location: Sweet Apple Acres

"These are the best cupcakes to get anywhere. Pinkie, do you mind telling us the recipe?" Erin Bronett asked Pinkie while wearing a fake smile.

"Of course, it's very easy it's.."

Blah, blah, blah was all Bronett heard coming from Pinkie's mouth. She wasn't paying attention. Now believe us, she is a happy reporter but business was going slow and she hasn't had any good news for awhile. She was a bit cranky about it. The CMC's and Featherweight were helping her behind the camera.

"We are clear." Featherweight said while Pinkie was still listing out the stuff needed for her cupcake recipe.

"Alright I get it!!" Bronett shouted shutting Pinkie up. "This is stupid, can't we get better news these days!!!"

"I feel sorry for you Bronett." Sweetie Belle said.

"Yeah, I wish we could help." Scootaloo said.

"I can't do anything but control the camera." Featherweight said.

"Well, I know some news, tomorrow there is supposed to be a hurricane that's going to hit Ponyville. It's going to hit Sweet Apple Acres pretty hard. Applejack told me about it, she said it was weird since no Pegasi seemed to make it." Apple Bloom said.

"Oh yeah, Rainbow Dash told me about that a couple of days ago." Scootaloo said.

"Finally some interesting news. All of us will meet up at Sweet Apple Acres before the hurricane starts." Bronett said.

Tomorrow morning, The CMC, Bronett, and Featherweight were getting ready before the hurricane came. Featherweight covered the camera up so it wouldn't mess up. The CMC's gave everypony raincoats and they wore matching ones with the CMC's logo on it. This was going to be a live report. Once noon hit the hurricane was here and blowing winds at about 74 to 100 miles per hour.

"As you can see behind me the apple trees are dancing behind me and some may be uprooted later!!! This is a very strange hurricane because from what I heard is that this weather was not made by Pegasi!!! I can't stress enough for everypony to stay indoors!!! I can't-"

*Smack!!!*

Then all of a sudden a heavy branch from a tree impaled Bronett. She didn't see it coming.

"Ahhhh!!!" All the CMS's shouted.

Featherweight was shocked and just stared. The news channel cut the live feed as quick as they could and went to commercial. Bronett was dead.

The branch impaled Bronett with the speed of 100 miles per hour. It tore the major vessels off the heart and stabbed her heart as well. She was instantly dead. Bronett won't be coming to work now. She's feeling a bit...Under the weather.

Way To Die #12: This Just In...My Chest

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