1000 Ways To Die
Lyra²
Previous ChapterNext ChapterDate: March 25, 2016
Location: Canterlot High, And Crystal Empire Castle

Alright everypony, if your from Ponyville then you know Lyra. Always thinks humans are real. Well i'm here to say she's right. Today she was at The Crystal Empire to do one thing. Sneak in the Castle and find a mirror with the rumors that many ponies have heard can lead to the human world. The rumors were true. Bon Bon her closest friend, (If you know what I mean) was with her with a camera since Lyra wanted to get video proof that humans existed. This was going to be great...Right?
Lots of ponies think humans are real. Lyra is just at the very top. She loved a show called My Little Humans and watched it every time she got the chance. It was a very popular show. However, she wanted to get closer then seeing them through a T.V screen. The mirror would help with that.
"Alright first thing we have to do is sneak past the guards." Lyra said straight to the camera.
"How exactly do you plan on doing that?" Bon Bon said filming the whole thing.
"Simple, use our bodies." Lyra said.
Lyra went up to the guards, and began seducing them. Using her body. Swishing her tail in front of their faces, shaking her plot making one of the guards get hard erections. With a little bit of more teasing the guards let her and her friend Bon Bon inside the castle. They still had to watch their backs since the other ponies in the castle didn't know they got in.
Next they had to find the mirror which wasn't an easy task since the castle was huge. Lyra, and Bon Bon searched for an hour. Then Lyra opened a door to a foals room. It was Flurry Heart's room. She was sleeping. Shining Armour and Cadence were in there and told them to be quiet. Sadly, Lyra was furious this was another wrong room.
"Man where is that mirror!?!?!" Lyra covered her mouth when she realized she made a big mistake.
Flurry Heart woke up and..."WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Flurry Heart let out a cry and the guards came to see what was going on.
Bon Bon ran for the exit, but Lyra kept going through rooms trying to find that damn mirror. Finally she found it.
"There you are!!!" Lyra shouted.
"Halt!!!" Two guards shouted guarding the mirror. Also a bunch of guards were trying to catch her from behind.
Lyra wasn't going to be stopped. She ran to the mirror. The guards tried to stop her. but she smacked them out of her way. She ran as fast as she could to the mirror, and then...
*Crack*
Her skull cracked, and she fell to the ground dead.
"Oh my miss are you alright!!" A guard shouted.
Did the mirror work. Yes it did. However, their was a human trying to go through the Canterlot High school Statue the same time to go see ponies. Lyra's human counterparts believed in ponies. She ran to the statue at the same time and...
*Stab*
Got stabbed in the center of her heart thanks to Lyra's horn. She also fell to the ground...Dead. They both collided. The Human Lyra got her heart stabbed making blood unable to flow. Also her ribs broke thanks to the Unicorn Lyra colliding into her cracking her skull. Making her bleed out, they both died. Both Lyra's wanted to see the otherside. Well now they're seeing another side...The afterlife. I'm achin' i'm shakin' i'm breakin'...Like humans do.
Way To Die #20: Take It On The Otherside
Author's Note
Thanks for Vector-Brony for making this amazing art.
Coming up a Prince gets it on with a female clone of himself. Then another pervert learns not to mess with Rainbow Dash.
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