1000 Ways To Die

Date: April 10, 2012
Location: Manehatten, Dowtown Apartments

Life in the big city is great. Except for Klepto. He lived in a dumb apartment and was a flightless Pegasus thanks to the drugs he did. Across the street was a loft building with ponies living the dream. Klepto stole for a living, but there was one thing he liked more than stealing. Television, he loved it. However, ever since the T.V broadcast went digital he got nothing but snow on his dumb T.V.

"Piece of shit!! Fuckin work!! I want to watch my shows!!!!!"

Then Klepto realized something. He remembered the couple across the street were hooked with cable. Klepto decided they should share it. He grabbed a screwdriver and a ladder. He went up the stairs where the electrical box was. Now he was going to steal.
No, share the couple's electricity.

Klepto picked the right time to get it. The couple was watching a marathon of their favorite show. "My Little Humans." His plan was to split their coaxial line so everypony could be happy, but Klepto was not a qualified electrician. The T.V. screen in the couple's room went blue.

"What!?! Ah man. Honey, did you pay the cable?" The stallion asked.

"Yes, I did."

Klepto was about to get 1000 channels until a bird started to annoy him. He tried to hit the bird away, but was not paying attention to where his hooves were at.

*Zap!!!*

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Klepto got shocked so much he exploded into chunks.

"What in Celestia was that?" The stallion asked. He ran to the window opened it. "Oh my Celestia!!!!!" He saw a gruesome sight. Blood and guts of Klepto everywhere, and his head right near the window.

Klepto tried to steal a couple's cable, but in the end, he instead provided a show. Hey Kelpto, want to star on 1000 Ways To Die. Klepto...Klepto...Oh your already dead. Great.

Way To Die #3: Die-Rect T.V