Date: June 30, 2013
Location: Africa, Safari Zone

Welcome to Africa...Weird it's called Zebrica were us ponies come from. Well anyways, meet Sunny Flare and the guy driving the hummer is her boyfriend Lucky Clover. He was always lucky and finally got enough money to take her out to Africa.

"Do you have any idea were we are going? " Sunny Flare asked her boyfriend Lucky.

"I'm pretty sure. I'm following the map. We should be there in no time. We should be able to see Giraffes on the right." Lucky said.

However to their right was nothing but trees...Uh oh their lost. Now everyone knows that when your lost you should ask for directions. How did they even get lost in the first place. Well a while ago they had a guide driving the hummer awhile back. Only problem the guide couldn't find any animals. It was because she was driving the right way. In a few hours they would see animals.

"Do you even now how to drive!! We don't see any animals!! I would settle for a zebra!!!" Sunny Flare shouted.

Their guide was a women named Zecora. "Be patient my dear. You will see many wildlife here."

"What is up with your rhyming?" Lucky Clover asked a bit confused.

However, Sunny Flare couldn't wait any longer. They fired Zecora dropped her off the nearest village and she made her boyfriend Lucky Clover drive and find animals. That probably wasn't a good idea. Am I right Zecora.

"Those two young youths. Will be done and due."

Can you stop rhyming for just a couple of seconds. Just speak normal.

"Ahem. It..is..very..bad for anybody to head in the safari alone. It is easy for me since i've seen many dangers from my country and faced them. It would be incredibly idiotic to try and trek across the safari without an experienced guide, fresh drinking water, and thorough planning. The animals that can harm you goes into the dozens..Am I done. May I speak in my native tongue."

Yes Zecora. Anyways the harsh environment that Sunny and Luck were getting was horrible and then their hummer ran out of gas. Walking on feet is what they had to do. They decided to head back to the village or at least try to.

"This is your fault!! All your fault!!" Sunny Shouted.

Lucky was taking the blame while his girlfriend kept shouting and blabbering. Three and a half hours later those two were predictably and dangerously lost.

"I feel like were going in circles." Sunny said.

"We're going the right way would you just trust me." Lucky said.

The 119 degree heat was taking a toll on the couple. They were feeling the fatigue of dehydration. They found shade under a tree. They were dizzy and nauseous. They passed out within minutes. What happened next can only be described as bad to worse. An entire colony of driver ants. 50,000,000 strong were on the move.

Finally Lucky woke up and... "Ahhhh!!!! Oh my Fuckin god!!!!"

The ants made a new home in Sunny's body. They should have known driver ants are extremely dangerous. Sunny was knocked out with her mouth open and the ants went in her throat. They bit her in the throat with the acid they have and pretty much killed her...They just chowed her down.

Lucky Clover was lucky. He was spared because the cologne he was wearing contained dry cycle of decimal paolo ethan. A chemical found to repel insects. He made it to the village alive.

Sunny Flare was a brat that got some ants ...Hey Sunny I got a message from. death...Your dead.

Way To Die #37 African't

Author's Note

Coming up we go to the human world were its Halloween, and then Equestria it's Nightmare Night. After that-
Pinkie: I take over and let's just say one critic didn't like Sugar Cube Corner. I think he needs some cupcakes.