1000 Ways To Die

Date: June 29, 2016
Location: Human World, Racer Road

Alright, everybody, you know Flash Sentry right. A good guy or a dick if you hate him. Well if you hate him he's going to die...And you're going to be happy he does. Flash as we all know loves his car. He loves it more than anything. Maybe a little too much. People have even heard rumors that he has some fun with the seats of his car by himself. A quick rub if you know what I mean. However, let's not talk about that and talk about one night. Flash was drag racing and winning.

"Yeah another win for me," Flash said getting out of his car talking to his friends. Hanging out with the girls and checking out girls bending over while working on cars. Drag racing was happening tonight and anyone who wanted to drag race got the scope and came to a secret hideout where you can show off your cars or face people off. There were many race tracks around this hideout. They started here but then end up outside where the police force can see them. Luckily there is a lookout man to warn them about those flashing lights. Now Flash was having a good night and was winning but there was one drag racer he really wanted to face... Speedy Silverstreak and his 68 Charger car.

Flash decided to provoke Speedy. "Your car is a pile of shit I can beat it with mine easily!!!" Flash shouted.

Speedy heard him and went up to him. A crowd began to surround them.

"Really. Then how about me and you have a little race on Racer Road."

When Speedy said that everyone gasped. There were many routes to choose from. Drift Lane, No Stoplights, and Bumper Lane. Racer Road had all of that packed into one route. However, Flash wasn't going to back down with this challenge.

"Okay, you and I will race on Racer Road," Flash said.

They got their cars ready and everyone was texting about the race and everyone was coming to the hideout. Once everyone was here and some people were waiting at some parts on the route with their cameras ready to film the race. Speedy and Flash got to the starting line. A girl took off her bra and threw it in the air. Once the bra hit the ground.

*Vroom!!!!!*

Speedy and Flash drove off with people cheering. Many people were filming and many people were streaming it and many people were watching it including the police. Once Speedy and Flash passed a police car drifting and going over 100mph the sirens on the police car blared. The police officer knew they weren't going to stop and called for more help.

"Red sirens!!!" A man shouted and gave everyone and the racer the heads up. People ran off. Speedy and Flash now need to lose the heat. Speedy escaped the heat easily but Flash was seriously in trouble. He crashed into many cars and he was going over 150mph now. He drove through fast food parking lot and made a sign being held up by a poll fall landing near police officers cars making them lose him. Flash thought he lost them but little that he knew awhile back his wheels ran through some spikes. He lost control and then...

"Woah Ahhh!!!!!"

*Crash!!!! Crack!!!!*

He went through his window and right into a wall. He wasn't wearing his seatbelt. What a rookie mistake. He crashed through the window and embedded many pieces of glass into his body and his head collided into a wall. He hit the wall so hard that it cracked his skull causing him to bleed out and die instantly.

Once the police caught up "Woah you think he's alive." A police officer said. Flash's car began to spark and flames came out...

*BOOM!!!!!!*

“If that didn’t kill him He probably is now.” The other police officer said.

Well, Flash and his car went lights out. Speedy won this race since he was the one that survived now Flash was on...The Highway To Hell. There he's dead Flash haters...Aren't you happy?

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