1000 Ways To Die
Tennis Match
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Location: Human World, Magic Park

Well, here we are in the human world on a tennis court. The tennis court at Magic Park is great. You can play have fun and you can stare at girls wearing short shorts. One girl was coming to play and that was Tennis Match.
She was a great tennis player and she wanted to go pro. With her skills, she could do it. She already had many male fans on her side. Every time she came to the park some guys decided to go the park for a jog or any other workout. Tennis Match was facing many girls today and beating them all. Then one girl came to play. Make that a siren. Aria Blaze.
Being kicked out of school she used her body every night at a strip club to get her money. It paid well since every man wanted her. She was also very good at tennis. Tennis Match wanted to beat her so she challenged her and Aria accepted. Now many men were watching and the girls noticed. They just didn't care.
"Hey, one of you guys want to be the referee or what!! We need one!!" Tennis Match shouted to the guys watching.
"Pick me!! Me!!" All the guys shouted.
However, Tennis Match wanted someone that would pay attention to the game, not their bodies. Then she saw a girl running. "Hey Rainbow Dash!!"
Rainbow Dash heard her name and stopped running and saw Tennis Match. "Yeah!!"
"Can you be the referee for us!!?" Tennis Match asked.
Rainbow Dash was also good at tennis but Tennis Match and Aria were a big challenge and she usually won and lost some games with them. She accepted and sat on the chair between the nets and now it was in an all-out battle with these two. Rainbow Dash kept a close eye on both of them. Aria and Tennis Match both made points. Neither of them backed down. Many boys had there phones and cameras ready to record or take pictures to keep or sell these sexy pictures. Finally, after an intense battle, it was a tie game and Aria found her chance and hit the ball back. Tennis Match tried to stop it but it was too late. Then it was over.
"That's it! Aria wins!!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
Every boy cheered for her and started taking pictures as she posed and smiled for them. Tennis Match had another thing that many tennis professionals had. A fiery personality. She was completely angry. She was always like this when she lost. However, this time she was on fire and it was like someone was pouring gasoline on that fire.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT BALL WAS OUT. I KNOW IT YOU ASS!!!" She shouted at Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah right, you're the ass here you lost." Rainbow Dash said and laughed.
"OH REALLY IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS NOW!!!" Tennis Match went after Rainbow Dash. She broke her tennis racket and now she had a sharp stick. She climbed the chair Rainbow Dash was on.
Rainbow Dash jumped off and then the chair fell and Tennis Match took a tumble. She would be fine right just a simple fall.
*CRACK!!!*
Did you hear that? Was that Tennis Match breaking her back? No that was the stick from her tennis racket going up her rectum and making her bleed out.
"Oh, my god call an ambulance!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Oh, shit!!!" A guy shouted and a crowd gathered around Tennis Match.
Nurse Redheart gives us a diagnosis.
"The rectum is the last fifteen to eighteen centimeters of the collagen. In this case when the stick of the tennis racket perforated this girls rectum. That causes massive bleeding as well as leakage of stool into the pelvis which made her die in a matter of seconds."
Tennis Match had a fiery personality and couldn't keep it under control. If Aria could have said something to Tennis she would have said.
"Shove this loss up your ass Tennis Match."
She did it...Literally.
Way To Die #63: Ten-Ass Anyone?
Author's Note
The picture may not show up and I'm working on that. Coming up this mare shoves her big plot in many stallions faces but her big plot will be her downfall. Then bringing things back from the dead. A scientist is taking things to far and pays for it.
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