1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Poison Kiss

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Date: July 29, 2016
Location: Human World, Cross Bone's Graveyard

It's the middle of the night and the graveyard is creepy. The owl's hoot and the bats fly to scare anyone that comes inside Cross Bone's Graveyard. This graveyard was for people that sadly had their lives cut short. A girl named Diamond Tairia is buried here. Remember she was on our list. However, we're not here to talk about her. Another creature is here in the graveyard. Her name is Poison Kiss and she had a shovel with her. She loved money and usually hanged out with boys that had some. She would seduce them use her body and steal from right under their noses. She was here to dig up Diamond Tiara's grave.

She found Diamond Tiara's grave. "You rich bitch." She said and began digging up Diamond's grave.

Why would she be doing this? Well, Diamond died but she had things buried with her. Money belongings that cost a lot of money. Poison hated Diamond for gloating about how much more money she had then her and how she didn't need to seduce any boy to get it. Poison decided to get even with her and steal the stuff from her grave and sell the things she had for some quick cash. Poison was getting close to the casket then all of sudden she heard somebody coming. It was the gravedigger Crossbone who worked at night. She hid behind another grave. Crossbone looked around. Poison was hoping he didn't notice Diamond's grave. Crossbone was about to leave until he heard a phone ring. Poison forgot to silence her cell phone and her parents were calling her. Crossbone went to the noise but then Poison realized that she still had the shovel in her hands. When Crossbone got closer she gave the shovel a mighty swing and...

*Wack!!*

Crossbone got hit right in the face and was knocked out. Poison got to work quickly before the gravedigger woke up. She dug faster and got to Diamond's casket and opened it up. She saw Diamond there and first took the crown from her head which maybe would give her about ten thousand dollars. Then she saw the rings she had on her fingers. She tried to take it off but Diamond wouldn't let her take her rings. She decided to also take her fingers as well. She smiled and laughed at Diamond. She was ready to leave until she heard a noise. Then she looked up and saw Daimond's gravestone coming down.

"AHHHH!!!!"

*Crunch!!!*

Diamond's gravestone landed right on Poison. Poison made a grave error. Crossbone woke up and saw what just happened. Poison was now on top of Diamond and they where both under the gravestone. He sighed and he started to dig up another grave for Poison. Sci-Twi you got an A+ in anatomy tell me what happened to Poison Kiss.

"The weight of the gravestone collapsed on her and luckily didn't crush her skull but the lungs wouldn't be able to expand because she had so much pressure on her ribcage that the muscles couldn't overcome the weight of the gravestone. However, her ribcage also began to crack and punctured her lungs. Now she was bleeding heavily. She died from suffocation and blood loss."

Poison Kiss was a gold digger. She dug up the gold That Diamond had. But in the end, when the gravestone landed on her she and Diamond wounded up joined at the hip...and the face...and the chest.

Way To Die #77: Six Feet Plunder


Author's Note

Coming up did you ever want to bring a doll back to life. You might want to think twice.

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