1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 25, 2013
Location: Canterlot, Hurricane's House

"You're not going out dressed like that!! You put something else on right now missy!!"

"Dad what's the point we're always naked anyways."

"Go Change!!!"

You hear that shouting. That's a father yelling at her daughter to change so she can go out with her very special somepony she just met a couple of days ago. Fury Hurricane was his name but most ponies called him Commander Hurricane. He used to be a Commander. He scared his wife away and now his daughter Megan Blast was stuck with him. He ruled her life like a dictator. After she changed she was able to go out.

"You still look like a tramp!! You also better be back by nine!!" Hurricane shouted as she walked to her special someponies place.

Lots of mares have gone through an overprotective father. Isn't that right Twilight.

"Almost all fathers are naturally a bit overprotective in a way. They may be that way because they've experienced it in there life at least once. Maybe when they started dating. They probably met an overprotective father and since they've gone through that experience adn saw the father doing that they think they should act the same way. It's psychological. My father is like that and my mother did tell me that her father was very overprotective. My father is very overprotective and usually only wants the best for me. Every time I stare at a stallion he tells me to look away. He really gets on my nerves sometimes."

It wasn't hard to see why Megan had a hard time keeping a special somepony when they came to see her father. She always told them maybe some other time. However, once that time came Hurricane would be polishing his weapons, or sharpening his favorite knife. He had a big weapon collection. He would always smile evilly at them and ask them many questions.

One day Megan came with a special somepony that Hurricane just couldn't scare off. He would always come to pick up Megan. Hurricane tried to scare him off. Her now special somepony was called Feather Bangs. Hurricane was sharpening his favorite knife one night he came to pick her up.

"I want her home by nine you got that!!"

"Of course sir and by the way cool knife." Feather Bangs said while taking Megan out one night.

Hurricane couldn't believe how he wasn't scared. He did everything he could but Feather Bangs never left her. He had enough and decided to come up with a plan that would scare him off for good. He told his daughter he would be going out tonight. Megan, of course, wanted to take things to the next level with Feather Bangs. She called him over and he was there as quick as he could be. They started getting intimate. Making out on Megan's bed. They started getting touchy.Feather Bangs started rubbing the side of Megan's Plot and then Megan was about to rub Feather Bang's Stallionhood. Then all of a sudden.

*Bang!!!!*

Hurricane bucked Megan's door open and had a pistol aiming at both of them.

"What are two doing huh?!!!!"

"Daddy please!!!!"

"Sir please don't shoot!!!!"

Hurricane was watching from afar wating for Feather Bangs. He aimed at Feather Bang and

*Pow!!!!*

He shot but nothing came out.

"What...Are you serious man!!!!" Feather Bangs was not happy now.

Hurricane was laughing.

"Dad!!!! That wasn't funny!!!!" Megan was in a rage.

"Relax you two it blanks. Look." Hurrican put the gun to his head to show them and

*Pow!!!!*

He fired but when he did he collopsed on Megan's bed and blood came out from where he shot himself.

"DADDY!!!!" Megan shouted when she saw blood coming out from her father's head.

"HURRICANE!!!!" Feather Bangs tried to help but Hurricane was already dead.

Quick Scope your good with weapons what happened.

"When a normal round is fired from a simple pistol the gunpowder sends a bullet from the chamber. Ponies think blanks don't do much and are safe to do anything with them. That is completely incorrect. A blank forces a column of air under very high pressure out the front of the barrel. Over fifty thousand PSI. It was enough pressure to crack his skull. He started to bleed out and he died. It was a one-shot kill.

If Megan wasn't already heading for a lifetime of therapy. Well, she is now.

Hurrican also learned something about cruel pranks. Sometimes...They blow up in your face.

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