-Nathans POV-

"Well that's... a really fucking small town" I say out loud as Rainbow lets go of my hand and we start walking toward the town.

As we are just about to cross a bridge I see a sign that said's WELCOME TO PONYVILLE 'that's a creative name' I think to myself.

"So John, if you see no-pony around here that's because they have never seen you before so don't mind it" with a small nod from me we cross he bridge leading towards the middle of ponyville.

As we get into the town we see no-one and "Wow you weren't joking" I say as Rainbow grabs my hand and leads me towards a gingerbread house.

"Where are we going?" I ask Rainbow as we start are getting close to the dark house house, she said's nothing, before I can question her more she leads me inside the dark ginger bread house.

As soon as we get inside the lights turn on and blind me for a second, I quickly grab my pistol but hear a loud "SUPRISE" come from all around me 'Well wasn't what I expected'.

Just as I open my eyes I can see all these 'ponys' all around me looking at me, some with fear, some with curiosity "Uhhhh... Hi, i'm Nathan" I say, I fucking hate getting put on the spot.

I look at Rainbow the words 'HELP' painted all over my face as she nods and half speaks half yells "This is a party where is the music" just as she said's the last word some dubstep comes on 'not my kind of music but whatever'.

Everyone visibly relaxes a bit and not all the attention is on me "Thanks for that, what you wanna now?" I have no idea what to do because I never went to party put on by others, didn't have time.

"Wanna dance?" she said's to me 'Yea I haven't danced scene I was 7 years old, I feel so weird dancing so I just stopped'.

"I'm all good, not much of a dancer, how about we just go to a booth and talk?" I ask spotting a booth nearby.

She nods as we start walking to the booth, on the way there I got some nasty looks but didn't mind, as long as they're not being an annoying cunt I don't care what people, or pony's do.

Once we sit down we have some small talk, after a little while Rainbow waves one of her friends over, the girl she waves over has purple hair, and is white, the purple ones friend walks with her "Hello Rarity, Applejack meet Nathan, Nathan meet Rarity and Applejack" Rainbow introduces us as I shake both of they're hands and move over so they can sit down.

"Oh my gosh Nathan, what happened to your fur!" Rarity said's quite loud after she sees my face under my hoodie, just as she yelled the music stopped playing and every head in the room turned to me 'fuck'.

"I don't have any fur, i'm not a pony, i'm a human" I say as I hear some gasps and eve a scream in the crowd 'well thats kinda fucked, I don't have fur, besides that we look almost the exact same'.

after that the music slowly comes back on and everyone still seems tense, especially around me "*Sigh* well anyways thanks for that... wait a second, aren't you the girl that I left with John, where is he" Just as I get done saying that Joan comes through the door and sees everyone than spots me to the side.

"Hey dude whats up you fuckin dickhead" common way to greet your friends in my group of friends, just as he walks over to me I hear some gasps in the audience people mumbling stuff about him being 'foul-mouthed'.

"Hey whats up my dude" I say as he sits down and chuckles a little bit as Rarity is covering her mouth with her hand and Applejack is just glaring at us.

"How dare you swear in front of a lady" Rarity said's looking at me and John, I look over at him and him back at me, I can see from the corner of my eye a crowd looking at me.

"Why are they looking at us like that" I ask Rainbow as she just face palms and sighs before answering.

"Pony's don't swear like other races, most pony's are very sensitive about that stuff, I didn't care because I am friends with lots of the other races" she finishes off, I look over and see

"Well that wasn't very nice, I assume you must be Nathan and John, I have heard a lot about you two" a white 6 foot mare comes out of the crowd wearing a crown giving us a curious look.

Just as she walks in the music turn off and everyone bows except me, John and Twilight "What are you doing, bow in front of the princess" Twilight said's in a stern voice to me coming out from behind Celestia.

"No." I fucking hate being told what to do, so much more so by Twilight, or any other kiss ass, only time it is okay to kiss ass is if your getting money, or you just need that 5% extra to pass a class in school.

"Its okay Twilight, Nathan and John, please come to my castle in a few days, have a nice party everyone" she said's with a wave before fucking disappearing with a flash of white 'the fuck'.

Author's Note

sorry I was on a trip, couldn't update the story but dont worry it is going to get intresting soon.