Roommates

'The fuck' I just look at where she was standing "you know what bro this is fuckin weird" John whispers next to me I smile suppressing a chuckle.

"I just try not to think about it, like we already got teleported out of that forest so i'm just not going to think about it" I say as I start to get out from out booth "I'm going back home" I say as I start to walk towards the door.

As soon as I get outside John comes out behind me and starts to walk with me "not gunna to lie, these pones are weird, they smile too much, and are overly nice... wait your Canadian so your use to this" he said's with a chuckle.

"Well its mostly just a stereotype but these pony's do bother me like the white one and the one with the purple hair, the pink one cuts people off when they are talking, and is too hyper. The purple one seems stuck up and even asked me about my clothes which pisses me off, I hate it when people try to dictate what I wear" I say he just sighs and as we go home. I look back and see the group of girls that rainbow was with coming towards us.

"Speaking of which the are coming towards us" I say as I slow down to a halt, John doing the same as we stop and look back waiting for them.

"Why did you leave the party after only a few minutes? The whole town came to see you" The purple one whos name was on the tip of my tongue.

"I don't like party's, and neither does John so we just left to go back home" I said and noticed the one with the Orange skin look at me funny but didn't say anything.

To be honest I love party's and so does John but that party seemed like a kids party, the hard cider was the only alcohol there to drink and that practically tasted like water to me (most likely because i'm part Scottish).

I get taken out of my thoughts by John who simply said's "I'm goin home" as I turn my head to the sde a see him turn around and leave.

'asshole left me behind' "So why don't you like party's Nathan?" the pink one said's to me as I look back I can clearly see her hopping but her smile isn't as big as I remember.

"Not my kind of party to be honest, and I didn't know anyone there other than Rainbow, and I only know her for a couple days" as the words come out of my mouth I can see her look at me with a face that just said's 'you tell the and I will kill you'.

I get the message "well i'm going back to my house to hang out with John see ya later" as soon as i say that I turn to leave only to hear the purple one sigh behind me as I move out of hearing distance.

As I reach the front door I get out my key but the door opens and I see John there holding the door he looks around out the door for a second "come in I think we need to talk for a minute" he said's as I walk in and hear the door shut behind me.

As I sit down on the couch John sits down as well "well what you wanna talk about dude" I say making myself comfortable.

He sighs "well you know how these pony's are all friendly and shit, well it got me on edge and I don't like it so I think i'm just bout to get outta dodge before shit goes south" he said's looking in my direction to see my reaction.

'fuck I don't wanna just leave yet but these pony's are overly friendly and it has me on edge' "well I see were you are coming form but we can't just up and leave we got our house here and i'm not going to be fuckin homeless, so unless you have an alternative suggestion I am not going with you" I say as he grins.

"Well you see I actually might have a plan for that, I was walking to the gay party when all of a sudden something got inside of my head and started talking to me it said for me to cause a little but of chaos and it would grant me a wish within reason, AND NO I WAS NOT ON DRUGS" he said's noticing me looking at him funny.

'well this seems like bullshit but chaos is so easy to create I will give John the benefit of the doubt and try it out' "fine I will try it out but what did this 'voice' say to do anything specific?" I say giving air quotes.

John sighs "he said anything that will put the town on edge so I have an idea, how about we go put one of the rabbits on a flagpole or something, its all fine with us because there is not so much meat left on them cus your dumbass used a high caliber sniper on them, and because its jackrabbits, their meat is too stringy, its a win-win, for us anyway" as soon as he said that I let out a sigh and facepalmed.

"fine you can do that but i'm not helping you I have plans for later tonight" I say, as soon as the words leave my mouth he laughs.

"what are you going to smash that rainbow haired girl you been hanging out with, I see the way you look at her you wanna smash that" i can feel my face heat up.

He laughs so hard he falls on the ground clutching his gut, after he recovers he looks at me with a wide grin "ok, ok, ok fine I will do it myself but you owe me for this, if i'm gunna be doing this alone while you are hitting it from behind you owe me BIG time" as soon as he said's that someone knocks on the door.