He's my BEST friend ( human)

Spike frowned. Twilight walked into his room ," You OK ? "

He shook his head , " Dumb Bitch texted me . "

Twilight frowned ," Its not nice to call people that and you know it ."

He hopped up off his bed .

" Whatever ... I'm going to RD's house , maybe we can find a way to keep her and the other girls in this town away from me ." Twilight sighed ," Don't want to repeat last Valentines Day , do you ?"

Spike shuddered at the thought ," N-no..."

He imagined how he was chase by nearly every girl in town . Even some boys wanted to be his Valentine.

" Thank Celestia ,I have a girlfriend , but I hope she doesn't get mobbed by girls that want me away from her ," Spike said .

Twilight nodded . Spike exited his room . As he was walking through the streets , he passed Rarity's house . Looking in the window , he saw Rarity making out with Rainbow Dash's ex , Soarin . He backed up and took off running toward Rainbow Dash's house . RD was waiting ," Hey Spike !"

Spike looked at her . RD could tell something was wrong .

" RARITY ! SOARIN! MAKING OUT ! TRY TO MAKE US JEALOUS ! " He yelled .

Rainbow grabbed him , pushing her lips onto his .

She pulled away ," It ain't working , is it ?"