He's my BEST friend ( human)

Rainbow Dash grab the hand of her lover.

" Spike ?" She asked ," Why do you think Rarity wants you ?"

" She is a dumb bitch , who thinks every boy should fall for her?"

Rainbow nodded and laughed," Good answer !"

Twilight ran up to them.

" Twilight !!! What's  wrong ?! " Spike asked.

" Rarity !" She yelled breathlessly," She published this !"

Twilight held up a paper with a photo of Spike on the cover. Spike read the heading and gasped. He dropped the paper and ran .