Equestria is a wonderful place to be in. Monsters always attacking your children, fashion-ponies are more recognised than actual heroes, big fat furry men with fedoras stalk it's very citizens, foals constantly pressured to find their place ASAP, mules and donkeys are inferior to white pony mares, and it's all ruled by an immortal tyrant who controls the very customs and history books, like a certain 1940's German ruler's cousin's sister's godmother's mother's grandmother's cousin three times removed named Charles Hendry Davison Dickson Salomon Alexia North Dakota XIII.

And, yes, that was all just filler. Just read it already.