Pinkie Pie shorts

Pinkie Pie skipped down the road to Twilight's oak library.She knocked on the door and called Twilight's name.
"Be right there, Pinkie!" Twilight called. Soon the door opened and the bouncing party pony let her self in.
"Wanna here a story?" Pinkie asked, but was kind of demanding it.
"Sure"
Pinkie pulled out a long scroll that was written by herself. She set in on the table and began to read." it was a dark and stormy night."
" Stop! Always indent and capitalize the first letter in a sentence." Twilight grabbed a quill and corrected the first line of Pinkie's story.
"Okay!" Pinkie said. "It was a dark and stormy night in everfree forrest-"
"Pinkie! Everfree Forrest is supposed to be capitalized!" Twilight sighed.
"Why?I capitalized the first letter on the sentence!"

"In the sentence,Pinkie! Anyways, Everfree Forrest is a proper noun."

"A proper what?" Pinkie didn't understand.

"I see I have a lot of work cut-out for me!" Twilight said along with a face-hoof.
"Huh?What does that mean?" Pinkie asked.
"I need to teach you grammar."
"Oh! You could have just said that in the first place."Pinkie then continued her story. "Me was trapped in a tree. Zecora's tree. Potions surrounded me."
Twilight groaned." I! You said me was trapped in a tree. It should say this, I was trapped in a tree. Also you need to be more discriptive. Also, those fragments give me daymares!"
"Daymares?" Pinkie repeated.
"Daymares are just like nightmares, only during day."Twilight explained. "Just let me see this story." Twilight snatched it up from the table. "See me tomorrow!" Twilight scooted her friend out the door.
Once Pinkie Pie was gone, Twilight decided to edit the story.Geez,Pinkie Pie has big hoof writing. She thought. Hours ticked by as Twilight's eyes got heavier and heavier. Soon the mare fell asleep.
The next morning Twilight awoke with fresh eyes. She ate breakfast and completed the tiresome editing of Pinkie's story. This is way it read:
It was a dark and stormy night in Everfree Forrest. I was horribly trapped. Potions and masks were surrounding me. I only woke up a few hours ago, and I was trying to remember what lead me to this pinkie pickle . I soon realized where I was, Zacora's home, in the middle of the night. In came a figure, Zacora. She carried an axe. She wanted to kill some pony alright.
I tried to stay hidden, but of course she knew where I was. I was tariffied, horabbly, with a sick feeling in my stomach. As the axe came closer I could see blood. Then everything went black.

"Wow, I never knew Pinkie had a dark side" Twilight remarked.