Pinkie Pie shorts

"Whatcha-doing-Rarity? Wanna go for Ice cream? Ohhh, how about brownies?" A pink blur asked.
"Darling won't you be a dear, and grab the purple felt?"Rarity asked Pinkie, who was know rambling on about sweets.
That's when Rarity's tail got Pulled.
"OWWW!"wailed Rarity. "PINKIAMINA DIANA PIE! THAT IS NOT FELT!!!"Rarity yelled.
"Oh, I know that!" Pinkie Grinned.
"Then why of all sorts did you pull it?"
"To see that would happen,silly!" Pinkie began racing around the room. Her tail twitched."TAKE COVER!"
"What could possibly fall?"

Just then, all of Rarity's rares and treasures fell from the shelf and shattered in to pieces.