Flutterschmooze Wants in Your Pants

It is a bright and beautiful day in Equestria.

The sun is shining the birds are singing and the sky is a beautiful shade of blue. Everyone and anyone seems to be having a great day.

Yo we can't be having this shit here. This is an Anon story for fucks sake.

You skip your way down the road like the filthy degenerate you are. Completely unaware of the ponies laughing at you behind your back at how stupid you look.

You are whistling a catchy tune to an old earth song as you travel on, when a globe of utter darkness materializes in front of you. A blast of cold wind carrying the stench of rot blows through you, throwing you to the ground. You stop dead in your tracks as the globe constricts back into itself leaving a certain yellow soul-sucking pony suddenly standing on a field of dead, burnt grass.

You feel the urge to run and hide but the experience of many Anon stories under your belt have taught you the futility of that. She looks at you with a strange expression on her face as she shifts back and forth. You feel she is almost embarrassed.

"Oh, Flutterschmooze. Hi" you say feeling despair well up in you.

"Hi Anon is something something your fetish? No? Damn I tried. Listen I need a favor."

Oh?" you say wondering how far you could get away if you started running. "Well I love to help but I'm pretty busy at the moment. Maybe if you ask Spike he would be..."

"JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!" she shouts, baring her wicked teeth as her eyes flash a jet black color. leaving you frozen where you stand.

"Did-did you just use your demon voice on me?"

"Sorry about that I'm feeling pretty stressed today. Which is why I wanted to talk to you."

"Umm.."

"Look I'll be honest. It's been five thousand years since I got any and I'm in heat. Anon I need the D and your going to give it to me. I'm climbing up the walls over here and I promise not to eat your soul when were done."

"Ummm...Isn't their other Anons that would happily take care of that for you." you say as you start to back away slowly.

"Don't be a pussy Anon."

"As much as I would love to I'm going to have to say no. I'm sure their are others more than happy to bang you." you say as you start to run

A low growl emanated from the back of her throat as a snarl spreads across her face. You watch in horror as she stomps her hoof onto the ground and a void appears under her sucking everything into it. "It wasn't a request. YOU WILL FUCK ME!" she screams as she dives into the nothingness.

You try to fight the pull but it is too much. You are lifted off your feet and thrown into the eternal darkness that closes immediately after you enter.

Decades from now ponies from across Equestria will gather in the town center in Ponyville to tell the story of what they were doing when the girliest scream was heard across the land.

Spring changed into winter, then fall, then spring again then winter again, then summer because it was forgotten then another winter happened to come again. Not because of a great amount of time passed but mostly because ponies have no sense of seasons. I mean did you see season five? Nightmare night and Hearths Warming Day right next to each other. Geez silly ponies.

So basically a week and a day passed when suddenly the hole reopens and your battered, broken, still smoking body is tossed roughly onto the ground. Until then you had no idea your dick was capable of crying.

"Thanks Anon I needed that." said a very relaxed Flutterschmooze says as she blows a kiss to you. "Don't forget tell people about me if they need a spare Fluttershy. I'm always willing to work." And with that Flutterschmooze vanishes leaving more dead grass in her wake.

You turn your broken body over as you lay on the grass panting. Their is no amount of bleach in the world to erase the horrors that happened to you. You get up and slowly limp your way home wondering why this insane shit always happens to you.

See you Space Anon.