Return of the Flutterschmooze

Waffles.

All you wanted was some waffles.

Since coming to Equestria your life has been nothing constant stream of torment to even more torment. Just when you think you finally hit rock bottom you find that your not even half-way down. You been beaten, raped, experimented on, stalked. Your house set on fire more than a few times. You lost count how many times you have lost everything, regrouped, only to lose it all again and again and again.

You realize you haven't just reached your limit but you have taken twenty steps over it and are admiring the black void underneath your feet. For a world of rainbow colored ponies that sing songs all day about friendship you have found they can be a bunch of evil little shits when they want to be.

You feel the blackness of despair slowly overtaking you as it burrows deep all over your body. You have had enough of Equestria. Enough of their insanity. Enough of GODDAMN PONIES!

You realize what you have to do to get away from it all.

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Before you can do anything you feel the room grow noticeably colder as the rotting smell of death and decay fills the place. The dark room darkens even further as if all the warmth was being consumed by something terrible. As if something incredibly evil was consuming life itself.

A tear in the fabric of reality opens right in front of you. You hear the screams and cries of unknown victims through it in unimaginable pain as a creature steps through it.

Born of nightmares beyond comprehension you feel her soulless eyes lock squarely onto yours as she begins to speak in a voice that promised only death and destruction in the most horrible ways.

"ETERNAL PAIN AWAITS YOU MORTAL! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR VERY SO...Wait where the hell is everybody?"

You notice the room returning to normal as the demonic aura fades away leaving you what looks like another Fluttershy standing next to you.

"I'm Flutterschmooze," she says as she walks over to you, "The demonic version of Fluttershy created to devour the unaware. So mind telling me what happened?"

It takes you a few moments to collect from the nervous breakdown you just had before you finally can find your voice and tell her.

"What!" she cries, clearly upset, "I came all the way to Equestria for nothing? You know how much bits I spent to get my hair done for this scene? And the traffic, don't even get me started on that. I...I could just scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Fluttershy is still Fluttershy.)

She looks at the ground dejected for a moment while kicking her hoof around silently until she takes a deep breath and looks at you.

"Well it can't be helped. Truth be told the only reason why I even wanted to be in the story was to get a chance to talk to you."

"Oh?" you say quietly, not sure if this is a good thing.

"Of course your Anonymous. You been in a lot of stories on fimfic. So many that you have become very popular. So I wanted to talk to you and see if you could tell others about me. Maybe put in a good word or two. I brought my portfolio that you can, you know spread around."

You open your mouth to speak when she holds up her hoof to you to stop.

"Hold on," she says, "Before you say anything let me show you what I can do."

You watch as she takes a step back and closes her eyes in concentration, "Give me one second and let me get in the mood." as she focuses you notice a purple glow starts to emanate around her. Slowly it grows outwards from her moving towards you.

"Um Flutterschmooze," you start to say as it surrounds you, "Flutterschmooze."

"Shh!" she says, "Give me one second to show you what I can do."

"Anon," the mist whispers in your ear while you feel something soft and delicate start to caress your body, "Do you know me? I know you do. I am those darkest desires you have hidden away deep inside yourself. I am that lust you are so afraid of admitting even to yourself."

"Almost ready," said Flutterschmooze taking a deep breath.

Your body tingles all over as unseen things start to work on you. Your mouth feels dry, tongue is swollen as you feel something unseen brush against your lips tracing it slowly as it explores every part. Already you feel your dick throbbing painfully as the mist almost reverently fondles it as it continues to speak to you.

"Oh little Anon. What do you know of the pleasures of the flesh. The things I could show you no mortal has ever felt before. I will destroy you, rebuild you and destroy you again. Over and over and over again and you will come back begging for more little Anon. You have no grasp of the pleasures I can give to you. You know I am speaking the truth.

"Okay I'm ready," said Flutterschmooze, "watch and tell me what you think."

You feel yourself ready to explode. As every part of your body is being worked over by the darkness.

"You have know idea of the things others have done for my attention. Empires have crumbles in wars over me. Kings have sold themselves into slavery for my smile. I have made gods weep when I have refused them. Just say the word Anon and I will show you pleasures can't even possible conceive of."

With half lidded eyes aroused you watch her as she lowers her head and stares upwards at you through her hair. "Anon," she timidly asks as she moves her head a little, "I was wondering...if...if oral sex was your fetish?" she says as a smile spreads over her face. Exposing rows upon rows of cruel razor sharp teeth.

You hear a little scream and a pain spreads across your stomach as you realize that your penis is busy trying to bury itself back into you.

"Well? What do you think?" she asks, "So can you talk to someone about adding me to a story?"

Your expression frozen on your face. You get up and walk over to one of the cabinets in your kitchen. Putting on a pair of oven mitts you gently almost reverently pick her up, walk her outside and ever so softly put her on the ground before going back in and locking it. Emerging a few seconds later to nail a wooden cross you just made on the door before heading back inside.

"O-okay. You need some time to think it over I understand," she says to the door, "I'll come back later."

You spend the rest of the day under the covers in your bed holding, various holy symbols. A short while ago you wanted to die. Now you realize their is a thing worse than death waiting for you.

Fucking demon ponies.