Hey there, my name is - or was - David and my friend with me used to be known as Gavin. However, after a suspicious-looking merchant gave us helmets to our incomplete Felix and Locus costumes we were transported to Equestria.

Now we discover that Equestria is slowly dividing and a secret source wants to hire us to start a civil war. Too bad for Equestria. You see we like the idea of power and money and we'll do anything to get it.

(Anybody/Anything from RVB belongs to Rooster Teeth. Same goes with Hasbro and their characters from MLP.)