Fallout Equestria: Third Shift In Flank

Fallout Equestria: Third Shift In Flank
Intro, HI! Welcome to Flank!

Hi! I'm Rocco, the third shift supervisor for the tragically glorious Notail Motel, just outside of Hoofington, just up the street from Stable 69 bar and next to the exploded row of houses. If you get to a swamp with a mutated hydra living in it, then you have gone too far... come to think of it, you are probably dead. If that be the case, enjoy being digested. Also, if you complain about the rooms, just know that you will be asked to leave and then shot. If you steal the pillows, you will be shot and then asked to leave. If you try to proposition the owner of the motel, Caprice, you will catch various forms of STD's... and then you will need many shots.

We feature several amenities here for your comfort and enjoyment outside of an untimely death by gunfire! Rooms with working showers, sure the water is recycled through a filtration pump that has been broken for the last six months, but at least it is lukewarm! We also feature a functional in-house telephone network, one of the only ones in what is left of Equestria, of which you can use to call other rooms or even the front desk! Sometimes it even works! Beyond belief, we actually do have a laundry facility on site as well, sharing the same water source as the showers. Guess what? Yup, the water from it is also recycled! Here at the Notail Motel, we believe in being environmentally conscious, leaving no corner uncut and no water supply untainted in our neverending quest to save mon... Er I mean... set an example for others to follow!

We offer the utmost in privacy and security as well. With cameras on every floor, and in the lobby, we can monitor every aspect of your stay for later viewing. We store all of our footage on holotapes, which means that we have an near inexhaustible supply of them, keeping files on hoof for up to five years! This means when you slip off to Flank for your weekend of fun away from saving the Wasteland, you can rest easy knowing that if anything happens, we will see, record and backlog the video and attach it to your folio! We will even send a copy back to your place of permanent residence via our trained delivery trackers, no mater where you go, even if you move, they will find you! All of this comes to you at no extra charge, just one of the many services that the staff here provide for our clientele in our neverending pursuit for perfect customer service! If you want the video tapes deleted, destroyed or in a time sooner than two weeks, it will be extra!

We realize that many of the ponies who wish to stay with us also wish to enjoy the company of a member of the opposite sex, maybe even the same sex, maybe even a different race altogether. Some may even wish to spend their nights with that of a Manticore, but rest assured that we will not in any way discriminate, we do not judge! However, if your bed partner should leave in the middle of the night, feel free to proposition one of the staff, we are here to aid in ending your loneliness. Please bear in mind that additional surcharges will apply upfront and that tipping is mandatory with all late night excursions.

So, please, enjoy your stay with us here at the once beautiful Notail Motel! Myself and the staff are delighted to have you here with us for any and all of your traveling stays that you might find yourself on. While you are here, feel free to take in the sights of the town, stop by Stable 69 bar and have a drink, and please, whatever you do, don't feed the hydra.

Flank! A place to come and come again!

Sincerely,

The helpful staff of the Notail Motel.

No refunds.