After many years in the Wasteland bouncing job to job, Rocco finally thinks he has found his true calling in life, the life of a third shift supervisor for the Notail Motel in Flank. Hoping for an easy life of checking in guests and reading dusty copies of 'Wing boner', he soon finds out that the job is not all that it is cracked up to be. Face with unruly guests, destroyed rooms, mass prostitution and the occasional fire, Rocco tries his best to maintain what little sanity he has as he faces the problems one D.A.G at a time.

Written as a side story for the wildly unpopular The Wildest Dreams, this story is based off of the authors actual life and times after inheriting a motel in a popular tourist town. Many of the events that you will be reading about, ACTUALLY HAPPENED!