Paul McGann's Horse Friends

The Doctor sat calmly indulging on proper British 'cupa' and listing to "Eye of the spider" on repeat over his vinyl player. Frobisher a alien, shape-shifting penguin with a cockney accent ( He used to speck like he was in a film noir but after the doctor brutally murdered him believing him to be a drone sent by the Girls and Boys clubs of North Korea. The Doctor realized he was wrong and reset the universe leading to Frobisher replacing Molly on the TARDIS crew and America losing the revolutionary war.) sat up and said...

"Doctor where are we?"

"The time vortex." The Doctor responded.

"But the TARDIS monitor says we in a child's bedroom"

"BLOODY HELL FROBISHER!" Out-cried the Doctor "One, HOW ARE WE HERE! And two HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE MONITOR THAT SPECIFIC!?"

In his mad rage caused by some sort of disorder and confusion The Doctor hadn't realized Frobisher stepping out the time machine doors.

"FROBISHER! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU AND I WERE IN A CHILD'S BEDROOM!" The Doctor screamed.

The Doctor slammed open the door of his 'magic' blue box only to find his alien companion staring down a small orange horse with wings.

"F**king hell Frobisher, where in the name of Smosh Games are we now?!"

Frobisher and the foal continued to lock eyes the only movement was the young horse urinating over it's self. Frobisher looked down at the now moist coat of the strangely colored horse and the puddle belief its feet. The young pony started to cry.

"Damn," Frobisher mumbled, staring into the eyes of his gorgeous master who didn't look a day of 35. "Something about eight or nine year old looking foals releasing bodily functions on themselves is turning me on!"

"Christ Frobisher since when did ten year old kids pissing themselves turn you one?!" The Doctor asked puzzled. "I swear one of these planets is gonna remember you as Frobisher the 'pervert penguin'."

"Y'know what I might release a bodily function of my own." Frobisher openly stated.

"You dare fucking piss on me!" The Doctor snapped.

Frobisher shape shifted to grow a massive penis which he soon began to wipe his moist flippers over at 100 miles an hour. The newly sprouted penis extended further and further and began to thicken like a hose that was being steeped on.

"OH ITS CUMING BOYS!" Screamed the sweaty and satisfied penguin.

Frobisher's Cum was think and slimy and began to stick to the walls of the foals bedroom before dripping down the wall like phlegm. The penguin continued to squirt his special sauce over the room and into the eyes of young Pegasus.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Screamed the child blinded by alien seaman.

The Doctor Violently tore off Frobisher's massive cock splashing a mix of cock juice and cock flesh over the already sticky walls.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Screamed Frobisher before regrowing his crouch now without a reproductive organ attached.

The Doctor picked up his Alien ally tossing him into the TARDIS before attempting to calm the child covered in blood and spunk.

"Hi." Greeted The Doctor.

"Wh... Who are you?" The young moist horse quietly questioned.

"Will I... I am The Doctor, I am... A lot of years old, I am a Time Lord from the planet Galifray and I am gonna do a thing!" The Doctor Spoke proud and heroically. "And who may you be my darling?"

"I'm Scootaloo... I'm 10 years old, I'm a Pegasus from the town Ponyvile and I'm gonna probably not gonna achieve all my life goals." Scootaloo replied softly and nervously.

"Well Scootaloo, I'm sorry for what my friend did... But can you help me and tell me where i am." The Doctor asked

"That's fine, we see a lot a bizarre stuff around here and it's no worse than what my dad does to me..." Scootaloo mumbled.

"You greedy Bitch! I don't even have a fucking dad!" The doctor screamed into the ponies face spitting rapidly as he did so.

"Well anyway... What do you mean ;where am I'?" Scootaloo responded calmly dispirit the doctors outburst.

"I have no fucking clue where I am, so just answer my question... Where the fuck am I? The Doctor put it bluntly.

"Well your in Ponyvile, Equestria" Scootaloo responded.

"I'm going to infer I am in a in a village full of colorful horses, in a country full of colorful horses." Scootaloo nodded. "Well f**k me I guess, I ain't staying here. Hopefully i'l never see you again you greedy, gay, pussy who isn't toilet trained at 10."

The doctor stormed into the TARDIS and straight to the console where he immediately attempted to take off. The TARDIS didn't seem to be budging taking the doctor smashing his blood stained fists into the consoles keypad to kick start the 'mad mans box'.

"Well that's that then. "the doctor slapping his red hand together. Instantly the TARDIS began to crash slamming his head into the 'dirty' human magazine rack knocking him out cold and throwing Frobisher against the the TARDIS doors where he braced for impact. As the TARDIS crashed Frobisher waddled over to the monitor to check their destination.

"Shit!" Frobisher moaned staring at the monitor smashed on the floor. There was only way to check the crash site... Frobisher slowly opened the TARDIS door peeking out to find a grey horse with an expression of extreme shock and jolted cross-eye's.

"Fucking hell!" Frobisher Moaned "The horse planet has retards too!"

The penguin stumbled out off the TARDIS to see the crushed body of a stallion under the time machine blood oozing from the body streaming through Frobisher's flippers.

In a moment of loathing towards his master he mumbled "Arr Fuck... I cant believe you've done this."