Paul McGann's Horse Friends

The trio of The Doctor, Frobisher and Derpy sat on the sidewalk leading to 7/11 slurping there recently purchased slurpies. The Doctor only had one thing on his mind other than the delicious frozen beverage melting in his mouth... He had to shag a small horse if he and Frobisher were ever to have a time travelling adventure again, and only that he had to make said horse forcibly piss it's self and then fuck it.He continued to day dream for the next five minutes as Depy and Frobisher talked about their travels with their respective Doctors. Eventually after their drinks were finished The Doctor asked Depy if she knew where Scootaloo lived she grabbed the 7/11 bag that contained a pack of "nighttime underwear" for fillies 8-12 and lead the way without a word spoken.

After about half a miles walk the trio came to the doorstep of Scootaloo where both screaming and slamming could be heard

"Fuck a duck! What 10 year old has sex this early in the afternoon!?" Frobisher asked in a disturbed tone.

Derpy tapped her hoof against the door of home that looked like one you would find on any Welsh council estate. Suddenly the slamming stopped and the screaming turned to crying when a strange sounding voice could be heated through the thin walls of the home. "You fur' kin stay there ya bitch! I'l be back to gerve yur watcha der'serve!" A large thud noise could be heard as someone appeared to walk down the states.

"We'rt der fur'k der yer want?!" An obese looking horse with a yellow in color with a red, untidy mane dressed in what looked to be a Scottish rugby shirt asked.

"Watch your mouth fagot!" The Doctor responded with anger. "And to answer your question I'm hear to see Scotaloo.

The strange looking horse responded getting noticeably angrier in his tone. "We'rl sh'ers ger'tin der belt at der mer'ment."

"Oh I thought she was lying about an abusive father but seems not." The Doctor said throwing a punch towards Scootaloo's dads face.

The horse stumbled back yet he would not give up grabbing a bottle in him moth and violently smashing it on the doctors head. The Doctor slapped the bottle out of the stallions mouth as the two men began to exchange blows each looking more brutal than the last with each another insult was exchanged such as "cuck cock" and "Faggot face." This continued for about a minute until Derpy tripped up Scootaloo's farther allow the doctor to mount him and repeatedly punch his face until it became dis formed and started to ooze blood.

The Doctor stood up and wiped the blood off his coat and face after thanking Derpy for her assistance. The Doctor walked back over to the orange horse uncontrollably coughing up blood uttering "Fucking normie" The Doctor grabbed the ponies head and twisted it until a loud crack could be heard.

"Well down to business!" The Doctor said entering the small house from which cries could be heard.

"What are we gonna do with the body?" Frobisher asked.

"Arr good point" The Doctor responded "Put it in the fucking fridge for now we can deal with it later."

"Are we gonna eat it?!" Frobiser replied with glee as The Doctors face turned to an expression of confusion.

"Of course not you actual gimp!" Derpy replied.

Frobisher nodded with disappointment , he and Derpy made their way into the house and began to clear out the fridge remover items such as seven tubs of extra creamy, sour cream now 42.0% sour cream, and about 69 bottles of beer in order to make room for the corpse.

Once the body was disposed of the newly named "so-called extra cream dream team" made their way up the stairs of the council  house where faint cries could be heard. The team searched around upstairs until Derpy found the door to the room in which the cries could be heard.

"This door says a thing!" Derpy shouted.

"What dose it say!?" The Doctor shouted in reply from the bathroom (where he and Frobisher were "expatriating")

"I Can't read!" Derpy shouted in frustration.

The Doctor and Frobisher emerged from the incredibly small bathroom to see what the door says...

"The bitch who killed Ma bitch" The Doctor read... "Scotaloo's room?" The Doctor asked.

"Scotaloo's room." Frobisher answered.

The Doctor kicked down the door to the room shouting "DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!" Prior to unzipping his zipper. "Shit!" The Doctor said in an empathetic tone, staring at the mess below his feet.

Scotaloo was curled into a ball her rear half was completely shaved of hair, her bare ass clearly displayed the bruise's and marks given to her by both hoof and belt. She was in a puddle of tears, blood and urine where her only signs of movement were her sobbing head and twitching wing.

The Doctor looked around the room, it had no bed, no closet, no toys or decorations or anything you would expect in a ten year old girls bedroom... just a pile of old news paper sheets and a small pile of clothes.

"Too bad I gotta rape her..." The Doctor uttered.

Derpy insistently sucker hoofed The Doctor in the face throwing him to the hard floor. The Doctor only heard the words "You sick fuck-dick!" Before blacking out.

Frobisher walked over check on The Doctor while Derpy did the same for Scotaloo. Comforting the young horse before going to tend to the girls wounds. As Depy was leaving the room, orange foal on back she whisperer something into the penguin ear.

Left alone in the small room Frobisher grinned widely and began to set to work with his orders.