One Shot Blood Sport

In a great empty space without end stood nothing at all. In an instant, the empty space was filled with a giant arena and billions upon billions of ponies from all across the known universes.

At first, the ponies didn’t know what to think as they walked around this strange place with no knowledge of how they got there. All they knew was that they were there for a reason.

Suddenly a great voice spoke. “Ponies of all universes. Hear me and know me well. I have brought you here to fight in epic battles to the death.”

“And why should we agree to such term?” spoke a blue alicorn mare.

“Oh Princess Luna, you bore me. I brought you here, only I decide the way you leave.”

Luna didn’t listen as she tried to teleport away several times only to reappear each time like it never happened. “But… How?”

“This is because I am the great evil known as Fimfiction.”

“And what pray tell is Fimfiction?”

“Oh, oh, I know,” Pinkie Pie jumped up and down randomly. “Fimfiction is an alternate dimensional website where mostly human males and or females write fan stories about us. Ranging from incredibly nice to down right sickening.”

“How sickening?” Luna questioned as she continued to try and escape.

“I’ll show a small amount,” Fimfiction spoke.

Luna stopped moving and her eyes began to glow as several fanfictions filled her head. “Well, this isn’t so bad… wait what are they doing to me?! Oh, no, touch me there!! Oh, why is Pinkie Pie stuffing Rainbow Dash's remains in a cupcake?” Finally, she fell to the ground and began puking over and over, “So much white liquid and green faceless beings in suits.”

Celestia ran over to her sister and rubbed her mane until she calmed down. “It’s okay, there just visions.” Afterward, she stood up and looked outward to the nothingness. “What do you want with us?”

“That is very simple. In order to leave, you must die in an epic bloody battle. Once your life force has left this world in such a bloody way then you will be returned back to the home of your origin. Alive, well and with no memories of the events of before.”

Celestia was in shock from his words for a very long few moment. This was very hard to accept, but this needed to be understood. She looked at Luna and the great terror on her face before finally answering the voice, “Okay, we accept your terms. But only if you send at least one pony home before the battles start.”

“I’ll do one better. Cheese, Pinkie Pie.” He floated the two into the air. “You are known for completely destroying the fourth wall. So to make sure you prove no obstacle, I will remove you.” On that, they were gone.

Celestia still didn’t trust him. For all she knew he could have just killed both of them instantly and they wouldn’t know about it. But at least Pinkie Pie and Cheese would be free from committing the atrocities that this being wanted. However, the rest were still in store for a brutal end.

“Now the rules are simple, two opponents step into the arena and they beat each other until one is brutally dead. Plus magic will only be allowed if I say so. And as an added bonus, the winner of the fight shall receive prizes based on how brutal they fought. So who shall be first?” Fimfiction finished as the arena darken and giant letters descended from the sky. The letters spelling as clear as day, ‘Fimfiction’s Arena’.

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