One of the downsides of being able to take your body apart at will is that you have the risk of misplacing parts.
Like a penis for example.

This also means that parts could be stolen after having had too much to drink and then possibly used for self-gratification activities by a very skilled and very cock hungry thief who apparently knows how to give great head.

Written as a gift for a dear friend, Fluttercord45.
Has the comedy tag because she would find it funny. Not everyone is gonna laugh at this and I accept that.