Unicorn Fappuccino

Some months later, as summer simmered into fall, Starbucks cautiously launched a follow up drink, the rainbow-hued "Pegasus Flappuccino". More that a few chuckles were had at the resemblance the drink had to a certain prismatic pony, especially given the renewed calls for horse semen, now of the flying variety. But things were a bit different this time. After human tabloids had broken the news on the origin of the Unicorn Frap's sour taste, the scandal of unicorn sexual slavery and the subsequent UN Equine Rights investigation ensured that semen donations were strictly voluntary.

The normally sedentary Zephyr Breeze was the first to sign up, enthusiastic to donate to a good cause. When asked why the sudden energy, his answer was simple: "I'd like to cum inside Rainbow Dash, but this is close enough."