Two Privates in Equestria

by Vinyl_The_Vampire

Log #1 Before I went to this new world. (Edited)

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POV John's mind "So bored... I hate being stuck in stone... Max you listening?" I asked Max. We've been here for about 1000 years but at least I had someone that listens to me.

"Give it a rest already. I'm try to listen to my music. Talk to discord if you want someone to talk to." My friend said to me.

"Screw you max I wish I could listen to my music but no it got destroyed in that damn explosion and discord got out not to long ago." I sighed as I remembered that my second 'friend' abandon us in stone while he plays the good guy with his new pony buddy's in ponyville.

"Uh... When did that happen?" He said in confusion about discords release. "I didn't notice him leave."

"Not to long ago I believe." Sighing for the hundredth time today. "Still can't believe fluttershy reformed him."

"Well I can fluttershy is adorable but it was more than just her being adorable that reformed him." He said to me recalling how the episode went.

"Well I didn't really like it but oh well." I told him.

"At least I'm not the one that has Queen Chrysalis licking my cheek when she visits our stone prison for the last 1005 years." I could already 'see' him gaining trying not to laugh.

"Screws you too... and we have company." I said at our new company that just arrived and look at that its the Queen, great.

She sits right in front of statue and stared at me. "My lover I come by today to say I have plans to release you and your companion but I don't want to ally my self with Equestria." she sighs "But I will for you and because the elements are back at the tree so they can't use it and at least Celestia believes that you can be reform to good which I can't wait for." She sighs then licks my cheek one more time and then leaves.

"That's good we going to be free or at least for me because you just got ship with queen chrysalis, man sucks to be you well unless you like her but last time I checked you didn't." Max laughed me.

"Oh screw off. God how did we even get here." I said in a whisper.

Max just laughed probably sue to being stuck here for so long. "Well let me tell you the story."

1005 years ago

Pov Max.

So John and me were in the helicopter while the general was talking to the pilots but I couldn't hear anything they were saying. A few minutes passed when the general turned around to look at us he started walking then stop be the side door of the helicopter.

"We got info that there are terrorist around here keep your eyes sharp privates." The general said not sparing us a glance. I looked at John and thought ' How the hell is he asleep.'

I looked worried hoping we didn't have to fight anybody at least not yet. I've fired guns before and I was a pretty good shot, thankfully I brought along my weapons such as a glock 43 pistol, DSR-1 sniper, FAMAE SAF sub machine gun, and I also used swords and knifes. My friend John uses a M1911 with a hollow point, a Drakon with a silencer, and a Rambo knife that had rainbow dash on it.

Johns appearance well he was about 7'2 his right blood red that was usually covered up by eye patch and his left eye was dark blue. he has white hair little past his shoulders he didn't have the most muscle to be honest he didn't need it because he is more of a steal specialist so he looks more on the feminine side but don't tell him that. he usually wore black jeans a plain white shirt with a black leather jacket.

My appearance well I'm about 6'7 with purple eyes. My hair color is black hair that had one side shaved with most of my hair to the my left side covering my left eye which is completely white because i'm blind in that eye so my hair covers it unless I had kakashis head band around it. I currently had on black combat boots with cargo pants. I'm also wearing a grey shirt with a purple crown where my heart is with a thick trench coat

I heard a low groan followed by. "Where the hell am I." It was John waking from is nap.

"Welcome to the land of the living" I said looking at him then a large *boom* made it's why to our ears.

"Spoke to soon Max." John said as a missile flew threw the door and out the other barely missing us and John didn't even flinch. I was about to say something until another missile hit the tail of the helicopter. We started spiraling down to the ground when a large mist took a hold of my sight. Then there was this thriving pain all through out my body I tried to scream but nothing came out. It felt like my whole body was tearing apart then rearranging itself after what felt like an entirety I passed out.

POV John

I awoke with pain threw out my body I didn't have enough energy to move so instead of trying to get up I lied there useless. "God, I hate feeling useless." I muttered to myself. I looked at my surroundings just barely being able to. I saw this big... Rock? I think I don't know so I looked at it with further inspection. 'Are there holes opening and closing am..am i high?' I thought still utterly confused how that's possible when two figures I couldn't really make out but they were coming towards me and fast.

The two figures look like... changelings? They looked down upon me and looked at each other every so often till the one on the left spoke "He looks like a possible mate for our queen chrysalis, what do you think?" He? She? it.. it said I looked in horror at what it said.

"Are you sure it's a guy?" the one on the right said

"Let's find out." It spoke to the one on the right. It started to reach to my pants. Has it was about to reach the button I thought 'Fuck the pain i'm out' I then smacked it's hand away and sprinted into the forest that was behind me. I didn't bother looking back till I thought I was safe and let me tell that was a BAD idea I looked behind be and saw about 100 changelings. This simply made me run faster to the forest. 'Why do they think I'm a good mate!?'I screamed in my head.

Pov Max

I just woke up my body was in some pain but I still managed to get myself up. I propped myself up with my back against a tree trying my best not to strain myself. "Were am I." I muttered to myself barley above a whisper because my throat was so dry. When I gathered my senses I took a look around to see I was now in a forest. Clumsily but surly got up to stand on my feet I made my way in random direction.

A few minutes past when I faintly heard of something yelling then footsteps grew louder and so did the yelling. I stopped in my tracks and turned around to see John running towards me he came close and stop right by me. "Dude, you OK it looks like you've just ran a marathon ." I said looking at him with a worried expression.

"Bugs.. Rape... Run..." he gasped out clearly out of breath before looking behind him and sprinting forward.

"What are you talking..." I looked behind me to see a 100 or so.. changelings it looked like it but anthro I turned and pretty much flew to him "Right behind you!" I yelled close behind him

After what felt like hours of running we saw what looked like a building.. No a castle more like it. We were by the castle in no time I saw what looked like a garden that had two people.. Ponies but again anthro? In it John and me ran too the ponies hopping they would help but when they saw use the took a fighting stances well one did she had a multicolored flowing mane. The other one stood there looking at John and me in shock and awe.

"What are you and what is your business here?" The pink haired one said. We stop in our tracks looking at them it was like this for a few minutes before she got angry and said it again but louder. John was the first to recover and said.

"We are humans I'll talk about that later but we were running away from these bug like people before we reached here." he spoke in his monotone voice.

"You mean changelings." She said looking at us about ready to attack I simply nodded . "You brought them to Equestria on purpose didn't you. You will not leave here villains." I tried to say something till she silenced me by yelling as Celestia and Luna flew into the air. Then a double helix rainbow hit as faster than we could blink.

I couldn't move, speak, or anything of the sort but I could still see and hear. I saw that I was encased in stone along with John. 'This is going to be one hell of a journey.' I thought.

'indeed' John said in.. my.. mind?


Author's Note

Hello, dear readers
First chapter of the first story I've made hope you like it
and always Live free, Live wild

co-author and edit to it is JepTheSeaGod

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