Two Privates in Equestria
Log #2 Nope, I'm out (Edited)
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"So how is you and Chrysalis." I asked my friend to annoy him.
"Oh piss off dude." He said with venom in every word but before I could say anything I felt my statue get lifted up. I tried to look to see what was happening but i couldn't look behind me. John was also floated into the air.
"Hey John, what's happening man." I asked a little worried about what's going on.
"Don't know but keep quite and let's see what happens." John told me trying to figure out what's going on himself. As we got carried through the gardens the guards barley talk but when they did it was mainly about what we were or some rumors going around the castle. We approached the big double doors the 2 guards that was lifting my friend and I had to stop to talk to the other guards and ask them to open the doors. It took a little bit but they got them to open the doors for us. We walked.. well floated to the throne room that's what i'm guessing at least.
We've been sitting in the throne room for about 10 minutes listening to these stupid nobles talk about the stupidest things ranging from someone getting dirt on their new suit to someone stepping on their hoofs? A few minutes passed till John spoke up.
"Do these idiots ever shut up." John said with a hit of annoyance in his voice.
"Trust me most of these stuck up snobs will not shut up but there can be a few good ones out there." I said which John just made a noise that sounded of disbelief. I didn't say anything because the ponies were now leaving the area we were in. After the last of them were gone Celestia spoke.
"Are you sure about this I mean we don't know what will happen if we let them go. We know nothing about them or there nature." Celestia said uneasiness laced in her voice.
"Chrysalis said that she would make a peace treaty with us if we do this. She would be a great companion if she were to join our forces." Luna spoke in the old English still. Celestia just sighed and called for six ponies awaiting outside to come in. As they entered they all had different expressions on their faces Twilight looked like she wanted to ask a lot of questions but barely holding back her questions so she could her what the princess had to say. Spike looked like he just wanted to go back home and sleep. Rainbow dash looked like she wanted a fight. Rarity was looking around probably thinking of new designs for her dresses and suits. Fluttershy was hiding behind Applejack also wanting to go home. Applejack just stared waiting to see what the princesses had to say. Pinkie was.. being pinkie.
"We have gathered you six here today to.." Celestia was saying till pinkie interrupted
"Somepony died." Pinkie looks at the statue confused to rather the died or not.
Celestia sighs "No Pinkie there not dead, there cased in stone waiting to be reformed by you and your friends."
Twilight was the first to speak "So we are going to reform them like Discord and the others?"
I tuned them out so I could ask John something. "So what do you think about this?"
"I think it's funny that they think we are evil." He said with a chuckle. I was about to respond till I got blinded by a bright light I looked to the light to see a rainbow beam flying at me. There was this weird feeling and when I looked around I was in mid-air then I started to fall fast my left arm hit the side of the statue pedestal. Then their was immense pain flowing through my left arm.
"Bloody hell my arm!" I yelled looking at my now dislocated arm. I looked over at John to see if he could help with my arm since i wasn't getting up from the pedestal. "John come help me my arm is dislocated." I yelled over to him.
"Hell no I got my own problems to deal with." He said not looking over at me.
"Like what?" I asked still wincing in pain about my arm.
"Like not being stoned." He said.
"Fine i'll fix it myself." I muttered to myself and put my arm on the pedestal I put my free and on my left shoulder gripping it hard and pulling it back into place. With a sigh of relief and a sickening crack that made the ponies cringe.
"Man 1,005 years of being in stone really makes your muscles stiff." John said while stretching
"You're right about that, we didn't even do anything wrong we just ran into them and made us into stone first day here in this world and were seen as a threat." I continued to ranted and yell about the things that happened. Twilight that i was yelling at her and was on the brink of tears which I didn't notice.
"W-why are you yelling at me?" Twilight said about ready to break down.
"I'm not yelling at you i'm yelling at myself and Celestia for being to fucking dense to understand that John and I was running for our life. But no...... I couldn't explain myself to her you know what fuck this i'm out." i yelled and walked to the nearest window and looked to see we were not the high up and the river below shouldn't kill me.. probably. I backed up and then went into a sprint and jumped through the window.
As I was falling I realized it was father down then expected so I positioned myself so I wouldn't come out most likely unscathed.
Johns Pov
I watched my friend max jumps out of the window. "Well that happen." I looked at the ponies. "Um.. I guess I'll take the same way out." I said as I ran and jumped out of the window hoping Max knew what the hell he was doing.
Author's Note
Edit: Redone and fixed way to much for my liking.
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