Twilight and Starlight tried a tracking spell but nothing happened

"How was she able to do such a strong Teleportation spell?"

"she may have accidentally taped into Spike's energy and overdone it"

"Spike's Energy?"

"Dragon's have an internal fire that doesn't stop burning till a few minutes before there natural end, I'm guessing Trixie and Spike were holding each other in case the spell failed and they didn't make it, and she accidentally called upon the power of his fire, would explain why they blew up the room with the spell at the same time"

"And you never thought to bring this up why?"

"I'm just guessing, maybe Trixie had huge magical talent, or I traveled back in time and did this to fuck with you," she said with a shrug "The possibility of what just happened are endless"

"we'll figure out how they did that later, First we need to find them," Twilight said as she looked around the reformed room "I didn't know this Castle could just fix itself"

"Oh that's because it can't" Discord said, scaring the shit out of Twilight and Starlight

"What the fuck! how long have you been here!!" Twilight demanded as she helped Starlight back onto her hooves.

"Well I was just minding my own business, when I got a letter from Fluttershy saying that the zombie Apocalypse was happening and I came here to take her to my Dimension, but then she was all like "Can you help Twilight" And I was like "OK, but then you're coming with me to safety, then I came here, just in time to see Trixie and Spike Teleport with an explosion, and I was like, well dam, I should probably patch that up so I Can talk to Twilight in peace, So then I fixed the wall and cast an enchantment to prevent the undead from coming in here, then I scared you, then I gave you this long explanation instead of just saying Fluttershy sent me" Discord finished with a node

"OK Well if you want to help me you could just poof Trixie and Spike here," Twilight said simply

"Yes, I would, If I could. But I can't, so I won't"

"Why not!?" Starlight asked "You're the God of Chaos, You can do whatever the fuck you want"

"Because In case you hadn't noticed, thanks to the fusion of Dragon and Unicorn Magic, there currently untraceable. It'll take at least a month before you could hope to find them, and that's only if they don't combine their magical essence again"

"How does that even work" Starlight demanded "You're a fucking GOD! but because they did some magical fusion you can't do jack-shit?"

"Listen I'm here to help you not explain how cross-species Magic work, I'm just gonna help you get around safely"

"And how do you plan on doing that," Twilight asked, "you gonna zombie proof us?"

"Well no, First that would probably kill Starlight, and second you already are zombie-proof"

"What?"

"Perks of being an Alicorn" Discord said with a wave of his hand "I'm here to do this" as soon as he finished his statement the entire Castle began to violently shake and with a snap of his Fingers the three of them were floating in the air at the exact center of Ponyville

"Wait what about the Zombie Pegasuses?"

"oh I killed them all"

"WHAT" The two yelped "YOU CAN JUST KILL THEM LIKE THAT? WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO THAT TO ALL OF THEM!?!?"

"Oh well, since the Zombie virus is sorta....impossible to track in any way, If I did that I'd end up killing almost everything in Equestria," He said simply

"OK.....so let's not do that" Twilight said as she looked to her castle only to find it was directly in front of her before she could even comment on this, a laser shot into the sky, and a Large Dome materialized, covering about half a mile out of the borders of Ponyville.

"And now Ponyville is Zombie Proof, And Mobile to"

"Wait, Mobile!?! So we can just move the entire town...."

"Whenever and wherever I want," Discord said as he tapped Twilight's horn "and now you can to, and now that you are properly safe, I will now be taking Fluttershy with me to my home, until this world is safe again"

"Wait if ponyville is safe now why not ju..."

"DAHAHAHA!!!" Discord interrupted Twilight with his laughter "This place is Safe from Zombies, There will 100% be Ponies and other's who will invade and try to take this place over for themselves, Welcome to the Apocalypse, Your lives are about to get 1000% harder, good luck with that" and with that, he was gone and Starlight and Twilight were back in the Library.

"Motherfucker" Starlight muttered, "at least we don't have to worry about being eaten....for a Month, then we have to go Find our Friends...until then.."

"Were gonna have to do some Hardcore shit, but once were done, The Crystal Empire and Ponyville will be the most well-protected places in Equestria" Twilight closed her eyes, and in a blinding Purple Light, Ponyville was gone, leaving behind a Giant Crater where it had once been.

Author's Note

Hey its Discord, Hope you enjoyed this little bit, cause he ain't coming back for a LONG time.