The Story Of Nat

by ElaborateMonkey101

Chapter 2: The Memes Awaken

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DAY 2

I gave out a great big yawn as I was greeted by the sun.

"Oh no, another day without the sweet succulent taste of memes. I could do with several right now." I said out loud.

This day was going to be boring. I had pretty much no magic, no way to contact my realm and I was still in a hospital. If there was only some way I could find someone who could create portals. You know what, I'm bored. I decided to get out of the bed. As I tried getting up my legs started hurting. Perfect. Now I have to deal with pain. At least it shouldn't bother me that much. Eventually, I was standing on my feet (or was it hooves now? I don't care.)

I looked out the window on the door. Damn it. There were two guards positioned outside. How would I be able to get past them? Damn. If only there was some kind of wizard that could help me out.

"Did somebody say wizard?" Asked the rock that burst through the ceiling.

"OH JESUS WTF!" I yelled.

"I heard that you need help. What do you want? To grow a moustache?"

"No, I just want to get out of here!" I replied.

"Okie Dokie!"

"HEMOGUS EXPLODUS!"

The 508th explosion occurred at this very moment.

"Why head, why? What did I do to deserve this pain."

I looked around and realised I was free. But surrounding me was rubble and junk from the hospital.

"Umm. I think it's time to start running."

I then ran off as fast as I could. Why does it have to be so hard running on four legs? Then again why is everyone running inside? Meh, doesn't matter, I only have to focus on getting out of here now. Oh shit, it's those pegasus things. Must increase speed to over 9000!

Ah the forest, if I'm quick I might be able to hide there. I should also collect materials from the wreckage, they could prove some useful abilities. Come on, I'm nearly there!

"Arggh!" I shouted as a purple glow surrounded me, stopping me in my tracks.

"Let me go you insolent freak! What is it with people always trying to kill me?"

"Quick girls, let's use the Elements Of Harmony now!" ordered the purple unicorn to five other pony things.

"SHIT!" I screamed as a massive rainbow of colours came down towards me.

But nothing happened.

"What. Why am I not dead."

The six ponies gasped in awe.

"How?" The purple one trembled.

"Well, I don't give a fuck, so goodbye," I said running off into the forest.

This was good news. It had appeared due to my survival of the rainbow death laser, that I still possessed a small fraction of my power. I had finally arrived at the place I had crashed, where there were pieces of metal lying everywhere. This was perfect. There might just be enough material to make a reality destabiliser. This would allow me to edit matter into anything I want. I'd better get collecting.

After what had seemed like days, I finally finished getting all the pieces, but I would still need to put it together. That was going to be hard. Luckily I could produce enough heat with what scraps of my magic I had to fuse the pieces together. If all went well, I could have this done by tomorrow.

TOMMOROW (it's called today though)

It's a weird thing being tired. I only stayed up for 33 hours. So as it turns out, I have to sleep. Luckily I had finally finished working on the reality destabiliser and it was ready to go. With this, I could create anything providing I had the material. It was time to test it.

I would start with something simple. Let's try turning a tree into a chair. I attached the helmet that would read my thoughts on and powered the machine on as it gave a loud humming purr. I pointed it at the tree and pushed the button. A cool blue wave of energy protruded from it hitting the tree. I watched as the tree slowly morphed into a wooden chair perfect for sitting on.

"IT WORKS!" I said.

All those hours of work had paid off. Now I could make almost anything. I might actually edit myself back to my original form, not this stupid quadrupedal horse body. But now work was going to get a whole lot easier.

"Urgh," I moaned.

Maybe I had been awake too long. I'd better get some sleep, or else I might just pass out. Oh well, goodnight myself.

ONE DAY AFTER THAT

I awoke to the sounds of hooves scraping across the ground.

"Sweet Celestia, I have never seen anything like this," I heard a voice whisper.

Shit. Why. Every single time. Why do they always have to find me? At least this time I was prepared.

"SHOW YOURSELF!" I yelled putting on the helmet and grabbing the reality destabiliser.

"Every pony now!" One of the attackers ordered

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" I shouted erecting a large dirt wall around me.

Sadly it didn't last for long as it disintegrated when a white ball of energy hit it.

"ARRGH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS SO DIFFICULT!"

Just as I was about to fire it at her I was knocked out cold.

DATE: UKNOWN PLACE:DUNGEONS

No. This was bad. It had appeared to me that I was in the dungeons. I didn't have my reality destabiliser or any magic due to these horrid magic dampening rings. I was screwed.

"MARK MY WORDS. A DAY WILL COME IN THE FUTURE WHEN EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE!"