Starlight Glimmer is apocalyptically bad at relationships. Can she get through her first time making love with Maud without ruining everything?

No. Of course she can’t.

Contains spoilers for S07E04: Rock Solid Friendship

Erotic romance. Contains relationship drama, prim pajama fetish (no, seriously), lesbian horse sex, masturbation, childish jokes about watersports, and brief, imaginary incest.