Chapter 1: TIME TO MEET PONIES... *SLAM* I FUCKED IT UP!

Now, While all this was going down, I never knew I'd meet someone as inventive.. or as crazy, even.. as Starburst..
“GET YOUR DUMBASS HOOF OUT OF THAT MANA SIPHON, YOU DUMBASS CUNT!” She slapped her assistant's hoof out of the siphon, a device of her own invention, to deal with… more.. Violent offenders. “I swear, the fuckin’ retards I somehow manage to hire.. last stallion was only good as a fertility experiment test subject.. Sad, that I accidentally made his balls swell till they exploded.. more research required..” she said it all with nonchalance, as if it was normal for such gruesome things to happen.. as if it was all worth it on a journey to something greater.
Anyways, back to My side of the story.
I had woken up in the most horrifyingly terrible place to EVER be!

A field.

In the middle of FUCKING NOWHERE!

“THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHERE’S PONYVILLE! HELL! WHERE’S THE DAMN EVERFREE! IF I GOT TO FIGHT SOMETHING THIS WOULDN’T BE SO BAD!” I scream to the heavens, and a thought occurs a moment later.
Wow, I am really quick to accepting things aren’t I? then again I did pick up a displacement item of my own volition.
“Alright Orgran, just remain calm and observe yer surroundings, who knows maybe I’ll see Mount Canter.” So I take my time observing the landscape, finding the mountain, and with it, Canterlot. “Finally! Time for some trekking!” I get up and start walking towards my future.

My future apparently being me tripping and falling down a hill screaming profanities that would sicken demons, all the way down to the bottom.
“Ow.” was the last thing to come from my mouth as I got back up and kept moving forward.

While I’m walking why don’t we check back in with Frankenstein’s twin sister? Starburst was currently experimenting on her newest 'Labrat’ as she started calling them.. another sterile stallion that came to her.. this time signing the release forms so she wouldn't be held legally responsible if she accidentally exploded THIS ONE'S balls, too… “Now, hold still.. the more you squirm, The higher the chances I accidentally inject this fertility potion into your dick instead of your balls, and you'll never be able to fuck a mare again because your cock will grow so big only dragons could take you.” After she said that, he quickly stopped squirming, then she casts a restraining spell, and unceremoniously stabs the needle into his balls… THIS TIME, instead of boosting Male fertility… she accidentally turned him into a MARE! “Well, Fuck… at least you survived..” Starburst said.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, AT LEAST I SURVIVED!! I'M A MARE!! I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS!!” the newly made mare screamed. “You signed the release. Now, if you're willing to endure further experimentation, I Might be able to make you a Stallion again.. though the fertility is still a question.. I do, however, need a sample Of your fluids before you leave to complete your original contract.” Starburst said.
“Fine, get it over with, then I'm out of here you crazy old bat!” she said. Not an hour later, Starburst came back to the unfortunate mare, with.. Good news, and bad news..
“Look, I've got good news, and bad..”
“What's the good news?” The mare asked.
“Well.. your employment resulted in a working gender swap potion that'll benefit transsexuals around Equestria to finally become fully fledged mares! Complete with fertility!” She ecstatically claimed.
“And the bad?” The mare asked.
“The… the potion is permanent. None of my efforts worked, this is something beyond alchemy or magic. You're stuck as a mare.. But you Are fertile.”
The mare, hearing the news.. breaks down and sobs. “Why?!”
The inventive mare solemnly replies… “You have my condolences, Ma'am.. I've arranged for 15% of the retail of the potions shall be transferred to your banking account as arranged payment for your services. Have a pleasant life, Madam.” She led the heartbroken mare out, and not a few days later, she heard good news.. her former employee's romantic interest was a lesbian, so.. she actually accidentally improved their relationship.
Anyways, back to me again.

I had finally reached ponyville, under attack by a Manticore. “Well… that’s interesting.” I say before doing the thing I knew the original Orgran to do.

Draw his axe and charge at the monster that’s clearly bigger than him, yelling a warcry like no other.

As the beast turns to see me, it seems confused, then… amused? It thinks I’m a PANSY! That was its first mistake as I charged in and cleaved at the elbow, severing one of its limbs clean off. The creature roared in pain as it leaned onto its other arm for balance, blood pouring from the wound, until I cut that one off, forcing it to fall to the ground, staining its lion mane and coat red. As it whimpers in pain I approach with my blood-soaked axe, I raise it up high, preparing to kill the beast where it lay, until…

“STOOOOOOOP!!!”

I turn to the voice to see a sobbing yet angry Fluttershy galloping over to comfort the creature, leaving me dumbstruck.

“HOW COULD YOU!?” she screams at me.
“Wha- bu- YE CAN’T BE SERIOUS! It tried to kill ya!”
“It’s only trying to survive.”
“Yeah! By having you as its prey!”
“Its just scared!”
“It looked hungry to me!”
“All life in Equestria is precious! You have no right to choose-”
“WHAT!? YOU’RE GOING ON ABOUT SOME HIPPY CRAP WHEN I SAW THAT FUCKING BEAR DOWN BY YOUR COTTAGE!?”
“H-Harry has nothing to do with this!”
“OH REALLY NOW!? THEN WHAT DOES HE EAT! HUH!?”
“B-b-berries.”
“Yeah, when you’re around to scold him for it! But that thing can’t live on berries alone! IT’S BEEN EATING FISH!”
“No! He’s a good bear!”
“HE IS! BUT HE IS JUST THAT! A BEAR! A BEAR NEEDS MEAT TO SURVIVE! YOU CANNOT JUDGE MOTHER NATURE! AND YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY THE ACTIONS OF A BEAST THAT PREYS ON PONIES! YOU ARE PREY! THEY ARE PREDATORS! THAT’S ALL THEY KNOW!”
“B-but… the one I met with the thorn in-”
“Oh!? We have a story for that! A mouse came to a lion and helped freed a thorn from its paw, they became friends, you know what happened!?”
“W-what-”
“HE GOT EATEN BY A DIFFERENT LION! LAW OF THE WILD! AND IF YOU CAN’T ACCEPT THAT YOU CANNOT CALL YOURSELF AN ANIMAL CARETAKER!”

That was the straw that broke the camel’s back, the one thing that terrified me more than her scornful words or her powerful stare, I did something I regretted doing in my new life.

I made Fluttershy cry.

I sigh, and hold my head in my hands, trying to compose myself before moving to the manticore and started healing it with some earth-based healing magic, reattaching his arms, then I look coldly into its eyes.

“Piss off.”

It didn’t take long for the beast to heed my word and scamper back into the forest, so I scrub the blood of it off my axe with my blood-scrubbing cloth, and head to a tavern to drown my sorrows…

I hate myself, stupid ponies and their stupid adorable innocence!