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I'M NOT SHORT, I'M A MINI ASS-KICKER!

by ArkKane
when a man becomes a Dwarf in Equestria... ah forget it I need a drink!

My name is Orgran.
I am an angry beard on legs.
or as a normal being calls it, a Dwarf.
I was a human on earth, minding me own business at a con when I decided to by a mug of ale from the merchant. notice how I said THE merchant, not A merchant, confused? well then...
grab some ale and read on, you're gonna need to be drunk to believe this tale, hell I already am.
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Mature rating for swears.
Sex Tag for innuendoes and much more.
Gore Tag for violence, lots of violence and beer.

sorry, this story has cancelled and Orgran has jumped ship, see more of him on this story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382750/the-wings-turned-dark

Cancelled
Alternate Universe
Anthro
Romance
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Sex
Gore
Slice of Life
 
MPOSP

44665 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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34 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: HOLD YOUR MUGS! I'M GETTING TO IT! 2017-05-02 00:48:29 UTC
    1014
  2. Chapter 1: TIME TO MEET PONIES... *SLAM* I FUCKED IT UP! 2017-05-04 20:14:25 UTC
    1219
  3. Chapter 2: BEER FOR ALL THE SADS... *sob* 2017-05-05 19:48:28 UTC
    1009
  4. Chapter 3: Need a Light? 2017-05-05 21:43:44 UTC
  5. Chapter 4: MOUNTAINS AND TOKENS! TIME FOR A BEER! *chug* 2017-05-07 13:53:32 UTC
    966
  6. Chapter 5: NORMANDY CAN'T HANDLE THE DWARF! 2017-05-12 20:34:26 UTC
    1249
  7. Chapter 6: you need a drink, stranger? 2017-05-28 22:18:37 UTC
    1661
  8. Chapter 7: TICKET TIME! 2017-06-03 12:43:24 UTC
  9. Chapter 8: TOKEN TIME! 2017-06-07 10:10:08 UTC
    1030
  10. Chapter 9: TAKEDOWN TIME! 2017-06-10 14:13:00 UTC
    1928
  11. Chapter 10: I NEED MORE BEER! I HAVE A HEADACHE! 2017-08-12 19:58:15 UTC
    1048
  12. Chapter 11: BEST NIGHT EVER! AND I MEAN IT! 2017-08-27 15:38:31 UTC
  13. Chapter 12: MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES! wait... *SLAM* FUCK! WRONG CHAOS! 2017-09-09 17:08:51 UTC
    1569
  14. Chapter 13: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU- 2017-10-09 00:09:57 UTC
    1130
  15. Chapter 14: THE END HAS TOO MANY FEELS! *chugs a whole keg* 2017-10-15 10:19:31 UTC
    1194
  16. Chapter 15: FLASHBACK, GRAB THE POPCORN!!! 2017-11-09 12:36:42 UTC
    1047
  17. Chapter 16: Recollection And Under-FUCK THAT, TIME FOR DWARF CHICK!!!!! 2017-11-11 15:05:10 UTC
  18. Chapter 17: Dark Forces: Part 1. 2017-11-14 15:16:55 UTC
    1099
  19. Chapter 18: Dark Forces: Part 2. 2017-11-15 00:08:07 UTC
  20. Interval: Sex... FOR SCIENCE! 2017-11-21 23:03:48 UTC
    726
  21. Chapter 19: Dark Forces: Part 3. 2017-11-25 14:58:47 UTC
    1397
  22. Chapter 20: Dark Forces: Part 4 & Foreboding Future. 2017-12-06 18:51:41 UTC
  23. Chapter 21: CARNUS THE BLACK KNIGHT! 2017-12-10 16:51:25 UTC
    1153
  24. Chapter 22: OH LOOK STARBURST'S BACK! 2017-12-12 21:01:51 UTC
    1497
  25. Chapter 23: Half-assed around the Half-elf! 2017-12-14 22:00:16 UTC
  26. Chapter 24: SUPER LONG EMOTION HEAVY CHAPTER + EPIC SPEECH! 2018-01-23 01:38:55 UTC
    2415
  27. Chapter 25: DRUNKEN LAAAAWWW!!! (cept not really, also, implied clop at the end.) 2018-01-27 23:45:38 UTC
    2286
  28. Chapter 26: Thrin! My Arch(mage)-NEMESIS! 2018-01-30 04:03:26 UTC
    6947
  29. Chapter 27: CRYSTAL EMPIRE! wait, no, we're building from last chapter... DIDN'T THINK THRIN'S VISIT WOULD ADD ANYTHING, DID YOU?! YOU THOUGHT WRONG! 2018-02-17 00:13:00 UTC
    1313
  30. Chapter 28: CATCHING UP WITH MY FRIENDS! BEER PARTY! and bolstering our numbers with traitors. 2018-03-18 15:40:16 UTC
  31. Chapter 29: tools of the trade, and CHANGES! 2018-04-14 01:21:19 UTC
    1263
  32. Intermission: the attack. 2018-04-15 21:39:11 UTC
    48
  33. Chapter 30: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!! 2018-04-21 12:44:55 UTC
    8457
  34. Chapter 31: Dog Days. 2018-05-04 01:12:46 UTC