The Fall of Cloud

"I'm sorry Shoeshine but after what I've told you I have to kill you" I said staring at her as she laid on my chest. "No you don't" she said fluttering her eyes at me. "I wish that was the case but, I'm sorry" I said as the gun floated toward her head. "I haven't been honest with you... I know NightShade, and Snow Piercer, and BlueMint." She said "wait you've gotta be kidding" I started laughing, my gun fell to the floor with a thud "so is everypony I've kissed or fucked been working for The Harvest?" I asked getting out of the bed "well I wasn't entirely sure that you were subject eleven, at least not at first, but last week when I first found your weapons and all your files, it clicked in my brain." She said "then why are you here?" I asked "I've been stationed in Canterlot for almost three years now, monitoring and reporting as a normal everyday mare" she said. "Reporting what?" I asked "ya know simple things, changes in the royal guards, news on potions developed here that sorta thing." The front door burst open "Cloud, don't kill her!" It was Snow Piercer "I wasn't going too" I said "actually that was your first course of action." Shoeshine said gawking at me "how the hell did you find me?" I yelled. "Word has been spreading around Equestria about a crazed serial killer pony killing six ponies in Las Pegasus, and three in Canterlot so I just thought it sounded like your motif." Snow Piercer said "I've been looking for you for a long ass time" she continued "your son is getting huge as fuck. and he's tried to rape me a few times, so NightShade is actually giving you permission to kill your own son, ain't that great?" She said "how many times did he try too?" I asked "about twice, why?" She asked "was he successful?" I asked "oh my Celestia, why the fuck do you need this information!" She yelled "I'm sorry, I just haven't seen anypony from the compound in so long and I need to talk to you... but maybe rape isn't the best thing to talk about" I said as I started laughing. "Ya know I was saving myself for you but now I'm not sure" she said "what do you mean saving yourself?" I asked staring at her confused "I mean exactly what I said" she said. "Although you wouldn't know anything about it cause you lost your virginity about a week after you were created." She added "you're a virgin?" I asked "that's what I just said, unless you count the simulation" she said "but BlueMint slept with you, right?" I asked feeling stupid. "No, who told you this?" She asked "BlueMint did, why would he lie?" I said "hey, don't ask me about that you're the one who gave birth." She said "you're son bit me, it didn't feel like he was trying to rape me it felt more like he was gonna try and eat me, and not the fun way." She said "can't we tell somepony, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are in Canterlot castle" Shoeshine chimed in. "I have a simple question for you, if you know NightShade why did we still fuck?" I asked turning to Shoeshine "wait are you and her a thing?" She asked shaking. "Sorta, why?" I asked "I-I'm scared of her, and I fucked her stallion" she fell to the floor and put her hooves over her head and started weeping. "Hey, it's alright we're kinda going through a patch" I said slowly "actually she still wants to come back to you, and I wanna fuck you too." Snow Piercer said "why do you all want this fine piece of stallion" I said hitting my flank. "I just wanna see if it's better than the simulation" she said "it's pretty good, but he could be better at it" Shoeshine said. I walked back into the bedroom and left them to talk, I didn't want to snoop but I couldn't help myself, they were talking about me. "How good is it?" Snow Piercer said "a bit above average, but he hasn't fucked too many mares yet, so he's reliable probably better than most of the other stallions" Shoeshine said, I felt proud yet disgusted at the same time. "Cloud, are you eavesdropping?" Snow Piercer turned to the door, I ran into the bed as the door opened fully "what?" I said. "We're going to Canterlot castle, do you want to come, I know your mission is to fuck every mare in all of Equestria." She said laughing "maybe you'll get to fuck the princess or princess's" she continued laughing. "Please stop" I said "okay, just come on" she said waving a hoof toward herself. The castle was huge, the floor had a long red carpet going up the staircase, the walls were pearl colored laced with gold and banners. A guard came down the stairs "Presenting your royal goddess, Princess Celestia" she was beautiful, her mane and tail were in constant motion. "Uhh Cloud, ya gotta bow" Shoeshine was bowing looking up at me. "Oh, right" I knelt down. "M-my goddess" I said "are you Cloud Piercer?" She said "y-yes, I am" I said "I've never seen you before, or your sister" she said looking at Snow Piercer "why does everypony get this wrong" I went up to Snow Piercer and kissed her "were not siblings" I said motioning my  forehooves. "Cloud!" Shoeshine yelled "what? It was just a kiss" I said staring at her "I understand you have given birth, to a stallion with wings and a horn is that correct?" Celestia said "yes I gave birth, a stallion giving birth have you ever heard of anything so absurd?" I asked her "if you want to understand the absurd you should go and see Zecora in Ponyville, I will send a message to my student to let her tell Zecora that you're coming." She said "thank you my goddess" I bowed and walked out the castle door.