The Fall of Cloud

I approached Chrysalis "so you're the little shit that's been a pain in my ass" she said "yes I am, thanks for noticing" I said "queen Chrysalis, he's the prince of the changelings" a changeling said "quiet!" She barked "this fool is no prince, he's the lowest of the low a murderous thief." She said "and a dead one at that" she blasted my with a ray so powerful I was turned into dust. "Cloudy!" NightShade yelled running over to the pile of ash "you monster, you cruel heartless bitch!" NightShade screamed at Chrysalis "awe what's the matter can he not come back" Chrysalis was taunting her. She started laughing maniacally "let this be a remainder to all who try and stop me, no matter who it is... you will die" Chrysalis said. "Fly my changelings" she yelled taking off into the air. Everypony surrounded the pile of ash NightShade was weeping upon. I was able to see everything "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "what'd ya say Snow Piercer?" BlueMint directed his way toward me "I didn't say anything." It came out of my mouth but in Snow Piercer's voice "yes I did" I said "what's going on right now?" I was speaking through Snow Piercer's muzzle "wait... Cloud?" Whispered out of my lips "holy fuck, am I in your body" I screamed and started flailing all around. "Calm the fuck down Snow Piercer" yelled BlueMint at "I can't calm down when Cloud is inside me" I started laughing. "You said I was inside you" I said "wait so my Cloudy isn't dead?" NightShade said approaching me "no, I'm very much alive" I said "okay so my fiancé is inside his clone... because that makes sense." She said looking pale "it does right?" She addressed BlueMint "don't look at me" he said "look at her or uhh him... whatever it is" he added "I'm a female" came out of my mouth "I'm not" I said "well this body is, so you're a female as long as you're inside me." Came from my muzzle "I don't like this, someone get me into my body" I demanded. "Well you don't have a body right now" NightShade said, I fell to the ground and everything went dark. "Snow Piercer, Cloud anypony in there" there was a light being shined on me "what is it" I murmured "who is this?" It was a lab pony "who the fuck do you think?" I said "ah mister Piercer, welcome to the world of the living" the stallion said, there was a machine hooked up to my chest. "What is this?" I asked him pointing to the metal entering my chest "it's a heart pump" he said "why?" I asks  "well you need it because the body you are in has to control two separate brain waves, yours and Snow Piercers." He said "were not sure if you will survive in her body yet so NightShade and your mother went to get DNA samples from her house. Apparently there was a struggle with you and some changelings?" He said "no actually... there was a mental struggle" I started "I had sexual intercourse with Snow Piercer, as well as my mother" I paused. "It feels so long ago now, even though it was barely four days ago." I said "actually you were in Ponyville seven days ago" he said. "Are you saying I've been dead for three days?" I asked "yes well, you have taken longer than that to heal from head wounds, you tend to heal faster with adrenaline." He said "Doctor we got his DNA!" NightShade burst into the room, she flopped something long and grey onto the table. "What is this?" The doctor said looking up at NightShade "uhh... well ya see I sorta bit off his penis." She said "that was very painful by the way" I spoke up "Cloudy, thank Celestia you're awake" she yelled "I can't hug you or kiss you seeing as I'm being restrained to this torture device." I said "plus I think I'll die if my heart rate goes up" I added. BlueMint came in with a bag of my mane in his teeth "why the fuck would you need my DNA, isn't there a perfectly good clone right here." I said pointing a hoof at myself "yes we thought about that but your chromosomes are very different from hers." The doctor said "you should get rest, your body should be created before next week" NightShade said. I was strapped to a table for three days, NightShade came into the room. "Cloudy, Snow Piercer we finished your body" she said, I turned my head to her "really?" I asked "the body is the exact same as your old one" she said "but I asked them to do a few minor adjustments" she said winking. "Have you noticed how quiet Snow Piercer has been lately?" She asked "she hasn't made anything come out of my mouth in days" I said. "We still aren't even sure how you are alive inside of her body" she said. There was a loud boom "what was that?" I asked "hello Mr Piercer Chrysalis walked into the room "or should I say Mrs Piercer" she added "fuck yourself" I said "how flattering... I see your fiancé has been with you while on your death bed, how cute" she said. "I won't let you hurt him... her, whatever they are" NightShade said staring into the eyes of the black bug. "Very well" Chrysalis said turning NightShade into dust "nooo!" I screamed, my blood was boiling and I watched my heart beat faster. "Awe poor Cloud, you're in your own hell aren't you" she said, she started laughing maniacally and pressed a hoof onto my heart. "I understand how you must feel... oh wait I feed on love, I don't care about the ponies who get hurt after I take it." She said crushing my heart into paste. I awoke being kissed by NightShade "what's going on here?" I asked "we're supposed to be having sex right now but you keep stopping to say random shit" she said, I was in my own body again."NightShade, I'm in my own body again!" I yelled "the hell are you talking about?" She asked "it hasn't happened yet" I whispered "ya know what, I don't feel like having sex right now anymore." She said "wait NightShade, I want you to marry me" I said "why, I've known you three months?" She asked, I was covered in blood "holy shit" I said, it was in the time directly after my flight test. NightShade grew a horn and blasted me to dust.