Pinkieton

[LAURENS]
Alright, alright. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Now everyone give it up for the maid of honor
Angelica Schuyler!

[Rarity]
A toast to the groom!

To the bride!

From your sister

Who is always by your side

To your union

And the hope that you provide

May you always…

Be satisfied

[ALL MEN]
To the groom!
To the groom!
To the groom!

To the bride!
To the bride!

Rarity!
Rarity!
Rarity!

By your side!

To the union!
To the revolution!

You provide!
You provide!

[HAMILTON AND MEN]
Always—

Rewind—

[ALL WOMEN]
To the groom!

To the bride!

To the bride!

[ELIZA AND WOMEN]
Rarity!

By your side!

To the union!
To the revolution!

You provide!

Always—

Rewind—
Rewind, Rewind
Helpless, sky's, sky's
Drownin' in em
Drownin', rewind

I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night, I just might (rewind)
I remember that night, I remember that—

[Rarity]
I remember that night, I just might
Regret that night for the rest of my days

I remember those soldier boys
Tripping over themselves to win our praise

I remember that dreamlike candlelight
Like a dream that you can’t quite place

But Alexander, I’ll never forget the first
Time I saw your face

I have never been the same
Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame
And when you said “Hi,” I forgot my dang name
Set my heart aflame, ev’ry part aflame

[FULL COMPANY]
This is not a game…

[Pinkie]
You strike me as a mare who has never been satisfied

[Rarity]
I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. You forget yourself

[Pinkie]
You’re like me. I’m never satisfied

[Rarity]
Is that right?

[Pinkie]
I have never been satisfied

[Rarity]
My name is Rarity Schuyler

[Pinkie]
Pinkamena Diane Pie

[Rarity]
Where’s your fam’ly from?

[Pinkie]
Unimportant. There’s a million things I haven’t done but
Just you wait, just you wait…

[Rarity]
So so so—
So this is what it feels like to match wits
With someone at your level! What the hell is the catch? It’s
The feeling of freedom, of seein’ the light
It’s Ben Hooflin with a key and a kite! You see it, right?
The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes
Ev’rything we said in total agreement, it’s
A dream and it’s a bit of a dance
A bit of a posture, it’s a bit of a stance. She’s a
Bit of a flirt, but I’m ‘a give it a chance
I asked about her fam’ly, did you see his answer?
Her hooves started fidgeting, she looked askance?
She’s penniless, she’s flying by the seat of her pants

Beautiful, boy, does she know it!
Pink fuzz, and she can’t even grow it!
I wanna take her far away from this place
Then I turn and see my sister’s face and she is…

[Fluttershy]
Helpless…

[Rarity]
And I know she is…

[Fluttershy]
Helpless…

[Rarity]
And her eyes are just…

[Fluttershy]
Helpless…

[Rarity]
And I realize

[Rarity AND COMPANY]
Three fundamental truths at the exact same time…

[Pinkie]
Where are you taking me?

[Rarity]
I’m about to change your life

[Pinkie]
Then by all means, lead the way

[COMPANY]
Number one!

[Rarity]
I’m a girl in a world in which
My only job is to marry rich
My father has no sons so I’m the one
Who has to social climb for one
So I’m the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in
Neigh York City is insidious
And Pinkamena is penniless
Ha! That doesn’t mean I want her any less

[Fluttershy]
Fluttershy Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you

[Pinkie]
Schuyler?

[Rarity]
My sister

[COMPANY]
Number two!

[Rarity]
She’s after me cuz I’m a Schuyler sister
That elevates her status, I’d
Have to be naïve to set that aside
Maybe that is why I introduce her to Fluttershy
Now that’s her bride
Nice going, Rarity, he was right
You will never be satisfied

[Fluttershy]
Thank you for all your service

[Pinkie]
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

[Rarity]
I’ll leave you to it

[COMPANY]
Number three!

[Rarity]
I know my sister like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
If I tell her that I love her she’d be silently resigned
She’d be mine
She would say, “I’m fine”

[Rarity AND COMPANY]
She’d be lying

[Rarity]
But when I fantasize at night
It’s Pinkamena’s eyes
As I romanticize what might
Have been if I hadn’t sized her
Up so quickly
At least my dear Fluttershy’s her wife;
At least I keep her eyes in my life…

To the groom!

To the bride!

From your sister

Who is always by your side

To your union

And the hope that you provide

May you always

Be satisfied

And I know

She’ll be happy as

Her bride
And I know

[ALL MEN ]
To the groom!
To the groom!
To the groom!

To the bride!
To the bride!

Rarity!
Rarity!

By your side

To the union!
To the revolution!

You provide!
You provide!

[Pinkie AND MEN]
Always—

Be satisfied

Be satisfied

[MEN]
Be satisfied
Be satisfied
Be satisfied
Be satisfied

Be satisfied
Be satisfied

Be satisfied
Be satisfied
Be satisfied
Be satisfied.

[ALL WOMEN]
To the groom!

To the bride!

To the bride!

[Fluttershy AND WOMEN]
Rarity!

By your side

To the union!
To the revolution!

You provide!

Always—

Be satisfied

[WOMEN]
Be satisfied

Be satisfied

Be satisfied.

[Rarity]
She will never be satisfied
I will never be satisfied