Pinkieton

[Spike]
I may not live to see our glory!

[Rainbow/Zecora]
I may not live to see our glory!

[Spike]
But I’ve seen wonders great and small

[Rainbow/Zecora]
I’ve seen wonders great and small

[Spike]
‘Cause if the shecat can get married

[Rainbow/Zecora]
If Pinkie can get married—

[Spike]
There’s hope for our plots, after all!

[Zecora]
Raise a glass to freedom

[Spike/Rainbow]
Hey!
Something you will never see again!

[Rainbow]
No matter what she tells you

[Zecora]
Let’s have another round tonight!

[Spike]
Raise a glass to the four of us!

[Zecora/Pinkie]
Ho!

[Rainbow]
To the newly not poor of us!

[Spike/Zecora/Pinkie]
Woo!

[Zecora]
We’ll tell the story of tonight

[Spike]
Let’s have another round—

[Pinkie]
Well, if it isn’t Twilight Sparkle

[Twilight]
Mam!

[Pinkie]
I didn’t think that you would make it

[Twilight]
To be sure

[Rainbow/Zecora]
Twi!

[Twilight]
I came to say congratulations

[Rainbow]
Spit a verse, Twi!

[Twilight]
I see the whole gang is here

[Zecora]
You are the worst, Twi!

[Pinkie]
Ignore them. Congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel
I wish I had your command instead of manning George’s journal

[Twilight]
No, you don’t

[Pinkie]
Yes, I do

[Twilight]
Now, be sensible
From what I hear, you’ve made yourself indispensable

[Spike]
Well, well, I heard
You’ve got a special someone on the side, Burr

[Pinkie]
Is that so?

[Spike]
What are you tryin’ to hide, Twi?

[Twilight]
I should go

[Pinkie]
No, these guys should go

[Zecora]
What?

[Spike]
No!

[Pinkie]
Leave us alone

[Rainbow]
Man…

[Pinkie]
It’s alright, Twi. I wish you’d brought this boy with you tonight, Twi

[Twilight]
You’re very kind, but I’m afraid it’s unlawful, mam

[Pinkie]
What do you mean?

[Twilight]
He’s married

[Pinkie]
I see

[Twilight]
He's also a Crystal Empire officer

[Pinkie]
Oh shit…

[Twilight]
Congrats again, Pinkamena. Smile more
I’ll see you on the other side of the war

[Pinkie]
I will never understand you
If you love this woman, go get her! What are you waiting for?

[Twilight]
I’ll see you on the other side of the war

[Pinkie]
I’ll see you on the other side of the war