Follow your own adventure as the biggest jerk of equestria. There's not going to have booze or hookers because that's a one shot but you get to throw a dildo and save Spike from Tartarus... So there's that!

Warning: May cause blindness, irritation, delirium and other fun secondary effects. I am not responsible for any clinical symptoms you may develop.

This is a submission to the 'make Spike suffer contest' of the Barcast group.
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212308/the-barcast/thread/321290/the-barcast-writing-contest-1-make-spike-suffer

Lightly edited by my non-brony brother. HA! that's what you get for making badly thought promises! Thanks though!

The cover was made by me with Paint and some picture of a guy getting arrested.

As english is my second langage, i'll greatly appreciate any help provided and will do whatever i can to improve the grammar.