Discord's Chaos

Now explaining what happened to Octavia's dad was easy enough, sometimes the truth will actually work, what was hard was ignoring my skull heating to a supernova from the glares I was getting from a certain white unicorn and a black Pegasus. It was as subtle as a rhino wearing a tutu. Now, I don't think Toby was annoyed about me making Vinyl huge and nuzzle him, I mean who wouldn't want to wake up holding a chick, he probably was pissed because Vinyl was pissed at him because of me.

After Vinyl wrapped up Octavia's head with a bandage to cover the bump that was transforming her into a unicorn, Walter came down and handed out the chores and jobs to get the club ready for tonight. I don't wanna sound paranoid but I have the suspicion he gave me the floor and bathroom cleaning jobs simply to spite me. Oh well, he is letting me, a stranger, into his home and stay with one of his daughters rooms, and giving me some work for the moment. So I cant complain much, well at least to him.

"Awww this sucks Tavy. The floor doesn't even look dirty, there is only a few spills and none of them really noticeable. Why does your dad hate me, I'm a nice person, I not asking to sit around and watch I just wanna-"

"BREAK TIME!!"

"Really already? I had wanted to get this finished but I guess it could wait."

Octavia giggled at my antics as we put down the mops and brushes and walked towards the exit of the bathroom.

I kept an eye on her, just in case she was concussed or something. I didn't want her collapsing or nothing on my ass. Walter would have my ass out of here faster then jew in a sauna.

I widen my eyes at the last thought then close them and lowered my head out of shear shame.

wow, that was terrible even for me, I need to track my mind better, or at least a distraction. But what could be an interestin-"

Pomf

My face struck something soft and something that felt like a scarf wrapped itself around my neck.

And oh god was it soft.

"What the fuck?'

But what I heard was "Werrt taaa Faaak" followed by a small squeak of maybe embarrassment.

I opened my eyes and saw I had run into Octavia's flank. I splattered for a second, but it sounded as though I had done a raspberry. Another gasp was hear but my mind wasn't thinking normally, so I didn't even pay attention. For a second I stared at it, my eyes wide with shock and a little lust, not much, the kind that was acceptable for this situation. The my head started process actual thoughts and not dirty fantasies and I removed my head from her flank and turned to a red faced, bandaged pony that look like she was going to die right then and there.

The silence that ensured was killing.

"....um, apparently that happened, sooo I'm going to suggest we don't talk about it and pretend it didn't."

Octavia, still red faced and embarrassed nodded a little frantically.

We stood there for another minute then I walked out of the bathroom, trying to get away from the atmosphere. I don't handle awkward silences well. But on the up side, I got my distraction. And I have to say.

A sly grin crossed my face at this moment

If I get it back, I would bury my dick so far up that ass, the one to pull it out would be crowned the new king Arthur.

"What ya thinking about?"

"Who king Arthur will be."

"What?"

Now I realize that I had made it to the table and that Walter was asking me a question. Vinyl was giving me a confused look, well I'm guess cause she still has those shades on and Toby was for some reason wearing what looked like Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect eye ridicule that wrapped around his ear and covered one eye with a light green screen.

hehe I can rhyme

"Umm, nothing. You had to be there. So what's with the eye contact Tob's?"

Toby grinned and fiddled with it as he answered my question.

"It's a beat tracker and voice synthesizer, it allows me to see where the next beat needs to be, or what pitch needs to go up and down or if it needs a little more power and then it also lets me change the pitch, tone and volume of my voice. Vinyl found it lying around in her room from her earlier years, when she was young and talented."

"Yeah, keep talking, i'll wipe the smug grin off your face tonight."

Insert my trademark here.

Toby noticed this and explained.

"We had an argument about music so we are having a DJ-off tonight when the club opens. Walter has given it the okay as well. The winner get to make the loser what ever they want for a full day. Well, besides anything dirty."

Vinyl, who was stealing Toby's sandwich will he was explaining the bet to me, then sat up and looked over to me.

"Hay, do you wanna judge the winner?"

I raised my eyes in surprise at the offer, wasn't she worried i'd simply make Toby the winner. When I voiced my question she waved it off like she wasn't. Oh well. Her Problem

"Do you like dubstep?"

"Not particularly, some of them."

"well then, you and Octavia will be perfect judges."

"I don't know, I wouldn't be able to tell them apart."

Toby rolled his eyes and put his towards Vinyl, as if to say "Let me try".

"How about this, you do it and you can do a song of your own."

Hmmm, intriguing.

I rubbed my chin and asked if It could be whatever I wanted and if I could dress up, as long as I supplied my attire and the song. Toby and Vinyl chatted to each other and then to Walter and then nodded in agreement.

A huge grin spread across my face as I filled through my mental list of songs. I was somewhere between "Candyland" and "Around The World" when Octavia arrived at the table. She seemed to have recovered her composer since our little "bump" into each other. She flatly refused being a judge with a fold of her hooves and a frown on her face. She  eventually agreed to being a judge after five minutes of Vinyl poking her and asking with each poke.

After lunch I asked if I could borrow some bits to get my costume for my song. Walter left and came back with a small bag of them telling me i'd be working to get them back to him. Fair enough, I had planned to get them back to him. I asked if there was a tailor or somewhere to get things like costumes, even though I knew about Rarity, I didn't want them to get suspicious that I knew her or the main six when I only just got here. I was surprised when Octavia suggested some place called "Leather & Lace". Vinyl and Walter cracked up laughing at the suggestion and Octavia grinned slyly. I thought about it then agreed simply cause I had chosen my song and if the name was something to go by, it sounded perfect. Plus it wiped the grins off everyone's face and that always feels good.

After some directions, that had to be repeated three times before I had some idea where to go, a saddle bag and my bits, I was off.

I think it was about 1:10 so the sun was staring to drop from directly above me to behind me. Ponies were walking by themselves or in groups of two, maybe three. There was Bon Bon and Lyra walking and talking with some zebra that looked a little irritated, ponies I didn't even know saying hello as I passed, which I replied to cause I'm only going to be here once so, better make the most of it. Sugarcube Corner was just as the show portrayed it, all gingerbread and frosting and as much as I wanted to go in, I remembered I a little rule about the universe. Don't go into houses made of candy. Cause bad shit happens.

"Not always. This house is very FUN."

I stiffened when I heard that voice. Simply because it was THAT voice. and maybe a little to the fact that the voice was answering something that I thought. In all honesty I should have seen this coming but as I slowly turned my head I was greeted by the bane of the 4th wall. HER.

"Hiiiiimynamespinkiepieiworkheresoiknowitsareallyfunplacewaitareyounewohmycelestiayouranewpony."

All I had made out of that was "Pinkie Pie and new pony", and before I could explain that I had being here for a day already, she was gone in a flash of pink and excitement.

"Dear god, what have I unleashed?"

Feeling somewhat afraid of the repercussions of this simple meeting, I traveled down the road, taking a left....then a right.....then another left into a dead end.

"Fuuck, where am I?"

Looking around I spotted Lotus walking with a bag of what seemed to be groceries. Awesome, the twins where my favourite BC's besides Octavia and Derpy*. I quickly called out to get her attention as I hurried over.

"Excuse me!!"

She turned and putt down her shopping to answer me.

"Yes, can I help you?"

I was slightly disappointed at the lack of an accent but I didn't let it show.

"Um, I'm kinda lost, would you happen to know where "Leather & Lace" is?"

She seemed taken back, then she blushed and avoided eye contact with me.

Yep, this shop Is defiantly going to work.

Lotus shuffled her hoof out of maybe nervousness or maybe embarrassment, probably the latter if the shop was what I thought and was hoping it to be.

"Ahhh,um, Ahem, well not personally, I mean, my sister has been known to frequent there but I, ah, I've never been to it."

"Would you mind if I tagged along and asked your sister some directions?"

"not,not at all, um, if you, um follow me."

She reaches for her bag again but I quickly grab it and tie it to my saddle bag.

"Here, i'll take this for ya, the lest I can do since your helping me out."

She looks at me with surprise, then rewards me with a small smile which felt awesome.

As we walked I had to adjust a little due to the extra load but after a few minutes I was all good.

I looked over and smile realizing I hadn't introduced myself yet.

"Oh, by the way i'm Jack. It's nice to meet you..."

I knew her name but like Rarity's shop I didn't want to freak her out, so I left the question hanging to let her supply it.

"Lotus, my name is Lotus."

"Hmm, pretty name for a pretty pony."

She faltered a step and blushed again, giving me a quick confused and awkward look, she probably thought I was coming on to her or something. Okay in my defense I've always been a bit of a flirt. Simple because it was fun. But if it became serious, I am actually quite shy. Go figure cause I sure as hell can't

"Relax Lotus, I'm just teasing."

She visibly relaxed and a small laugh escaped her along with a smaller smile.

"You and my sister are going to get along."

I raised my eyebrow with a "Oh? Are we?" to which Lotus nodded.

"What's you sisters name?"

"Aloe, and word of warning, she is the cruder one of us."

I grinned widely. "Sounds like a nice pony to meet."

The rest of the journey to the spa was filled with small talk and when we arrived she opened the door so I could go first, to which I replied with a thanks.

Aloe was sitting in the reception desk going through some files when I called out her name.

"Do I know you?"

Hmmm, if she is the cruder one, then this should be fun.

I gave her my best attempt at bedroom eyes and answered

"Do you watch porn?"

Man I hope that's the same thing here.

I heard a gasp behind me, and watched as Aloe eyes widen and then she smiled mischievously.

"Oh yeaaah, now I remember, I saw you a couple of nights ago. Your the one that specializes in three-ways and cross-species."

Yep, its the same and yes I like this one.

Grinning wider I gave a small bow and walked slowly over to her around the desk, trying to be as seductive as I could.

I heard a whispered "dear celestia, there is two of them" coming from Lotuses direction.

"Yep, that's me. So did ya like what you saw or did ya want to teach me a thing or two?"

Now she had bedroom eyes and she licked her lips slowly as she hopped of the seat and slowly walked towards me.

"Well I don't like to brag but I reckon I could show you what a spa pony can do to blow your mind and maybe a few other places."

We were now just a couple of inches apart and looking at each other with eyes that would make a guy harder than a pine tree. We stayed that way for a minute then at the same time burst out laughing, leaning on each other to keep on standing.  After a couple of minutes we both calm down and introduce ourselves.  We chatted about the spa and apparently the sisters ran the most sought after treatments in Equestria and had been offered to work in Canterlot but had turned it down cause the country-town feel had reminded them of home.

Huh, That's something I could put into a fiction at home.

"Well, it was nice too meet you two, i'd better be going, I don't know when this guuuyhhh-stallion closes, so i'd better move it. I'll drop in again sometime thou."

We parted ways, one of us relieved while the other two were happy to have found someone else this fun. Two guesses who is who.

Armed with Aloe's Illustrated map, I quickly arrived at this "Leather and Lace", and it was as every bit as awesome as I had imagined.

No surprises why this didn't make it to the show.

I noticed a little something in the window and my eyes lit up like the forth of july....nah, but there was a large amount of excitement. I had to change my theme song but the song I thought of suddenly and oddly was perfect and if done right could still be sexy. So with my bag of bits and a spring in my step I entered the Smexy shop.

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"Wow, I was in there longer then I meant to."

Night had fallen and I had just arrived back at the club with my purchases, there was another little thing I saw and HAD to have. The front door was guarded by some purple peguses that looked pretty tough and had "The List" out in font of him. I could hear the starting's of a song from inside, something that made me smile as it was appropriate.

Who is this dick head?

Luckily he must've been warned about me, cause he waved me in without any hassel. I entered the club just as the first Bass was amplified to such an extant nearly air cannoned my back out. I looked up at Vinyl and Toby at the turntable booth and smiled.

Yeah, tonight is gonna be fun. One way or another.

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Earlier that day

"Okay Roadblock, she is about this tall, she is yellow with green hair and probably has shopping with her, when you see her just let her through. She is part the band."

"OKAYYY!'

"....just to be clear, she is THIS tall, she is yellow with green hair and probably has shopping with her. Let her through first. She is part of the band.

"I've got it, I had it the second time you told me, I had it the seventh time and I had it the sixteenth time you told me. Here let me tell it back to you. She is about this tall, she is bucking yellow with green hair and probably will have shopping with her, when I see her, just let her through. She is part the band. I KNOW IT."

".......I'm not convinced. She is-"

'Toby!! we need to get ready!"

I looked up and away from the fuming peguses to see Vinyl leaning out the window from her room looking down at me. Giving her a nod I looked back at Roadblock. I had been deliberately trying to piss this guy off for the last ten minutes and I was just beginning to think he wasn't going to crack when he let slip that little outburst. I had won. Giving him a smirk and nod I turned back and head into the club. It was getting dark now, the club would be open in twenty minutes and all there left to do was to get dressed get the music set up to go.

Walter and Octavia were chatting over the bar will they waited for the club to be officially open, since Walter was bar tending and Octavia was dish-bitch, a name she has come to loath since I thought of it, they were going to be busy. I walk up the stairs and into Vinyl's room to grab my visor. Avoiding all the crap on the ground  I walked over to the bed and grabbed it and maneuvered it to sit probably around my ear and eye. Once It was sitting comfortably, I flicked the little switch to get it running. As it slowly came alive I thought back to the explanation of technology in Equestria.

So, apart from musical and entertainment purposes, technology is pretty shit here?

Well, kind of. I mean, we have magic so technology is not really need for much. Only the things that we cant create fully with magic, or don't grow we usually do with out. This common knowledge, didn't you learn this in school?

Pffft I barely learnt the teachers name.

Right... so yeah that how it is. You lucky I'm letting you use this thing, it's pretty uncommon to see these things.

System Activating

Hello Dj Pon-3

Welcome Back

A synthesised voice interrupted my train of thought. The visor lit up in front of my eye slightly blinding me a little at first, but that quickly passed. Fiddling with the visor I managed to get it to stop calling me Dj Pon-3 and switched it to Ba55Cannon.

"Okay Sheila, have you saved the play-list I saved into the your memory bank?"

Yes I have. The records are saved and ready for use.

"Great, can you play one of the songs through your speakers for me please."

Certainly.

Smiling smugly I listened to the sound, the rise and fall of the beat, the bass rising slowly with each of my heart beats. Rising my hoofs....

Wow, I guess I'm sorta used to it now.

...higher and higher until I feel the shift and the bass drops. An my hooves and head follow. Listening for a few minutes I realise is still need to get my hair and attire awesome. I headed into hallway and down to the bathroom, bobbing my head in time with the blasts of tech-magic and walked in. Narrowing my eyes at the steam in the air I made my way to the mirror and looked into it, well after I wiped the layer of film and condensation that clung to it. I styled my head to look awesome, not an easy task when the air was full of mist.

Why is there all of this steam?

Looking around I spot the source....the shower.

Steam was billowing out of the top of the it and I could see the silhouette of someone...

Okay, not fully yet.

...Washing themselves, bouncing there heads as if they were listening to music.

Not daring to take my eyes off the shower I fumbled with the headset until it muted. As the silence from the techno-gizmo stop I heard what it had been covering. And it was priceless.

"If you wanna party let me hear you yell. Cuz we got it goin' on again. Yeah"

The figure did a little shake in the shower, flipping its hair and ass around as it sings, not that greatly but still singing, one of the most embarrassing songs to be caught singing to.

......God, I love you and I know you want me to be happy.

"Am I original?"

Okay I have to do this.

" Yeah"

" Am I the only one?"

"Yeah"

" Am I sexual?"

" Yeah"

"Am I everything you need, wait what the buck?

The water stops and I had maybe four second to bail. I only needed two. With the door shut behind me I heard steps on the ground and some humming so I figured that I was in the clear. I sighed and turned to head towards the stairs and what I saw made me froze. Octavia was standing not three feet away from me with the biggest shit-grin I had ever seen.

"What were you doing in the bathroom with Vinyl?"

The fact she said it in a sweet kind voice made it all the more reason to know she was not going to be gentle. So I did what the honest and morally correct thing to do was.....

.....lie through my teeth.

"I brought Vinyl her towel, she uhh, didn't want to walk out naked."

Octavia raised an eyebrow and I felt a small bead of sweat run down my face.

"Well, I'm sure she appreciates it. Wouldn't want her to feel naked now would we?"

I chuckled nervously and agreed then slipped past her and into Vinyls room. I flopped onto Vinyls bed and look up at the roof.  Thoughts of home stated to float back to me and about how we haven't seen or heard if Doc or Eb was okay. I had no idea how or when we were going to be able to go back. Leon seem content to stay as long as we are here. Then again he probably hasn't even thought about yet. Still in a high.

I shook my head and stretched my hooves then paused at a strange sensation from my sides. After a quick check I discovered my wings were stretching as well. I try and give them a flap but to no avail. With a sigh I spend the next few minutes trying to fold them back down. I didn't help when Vinyl walked in with her still wet and said something about a "Wing-Boner".

That was grounds for execution in my book. The fuck is a "wing-boner" anyway? They aren't attached to my dick. So I commented on the penis on her forehead and she countered with my hygiene, my hooves smell and my dick is small.

The classics.

It was thanks to Walter timely arrival that prevented any more ego stabbing to let us know that the club was about to open so we should head downstairs.

So after the quick sound check by Vinyl the crowd started to come in and soon the place was filled to a comfortable number. Vinyl then proceeded to start out with a song that seem appropriate

"Welcome to the club everypony!"

The crowd on the dance floor cheered when Vinyl addressed them and started to bop around to the music in various degrees of cool dancing to somepony that looked like they were having a stroke. As the first bass drop was approaching I noticed a certain yellow mare walk into the club. Target locked. With a wicked grin I placed my hooves under the dials for the sound and bass controls. Just it dropped the first bass I slammed them to full sending a sound wave out that knocked him back a bit much to my delight, would have preferred him falling on his ass but  I'll take it.

He smiled up at us and shook his head then slipped past the ponies dancing great or terrible, there seemed to be no middle ground, and then upstairs. I smiled and wondered what he had managed to snag while he was out today.

"okay tough guy are you ready to lose?"

"hehe, I don't Vinyl. I was just about to ask you the same thing."

We both gave a cocky look to each other then announced the competition to the crowd.

"Okay everypony, Listen up we got ourselves a hot shot who thinks his beats don't fizzle. Well what do ya say to that?"

A chorus of boo's and cheers followed her call, I just rolled my eyes not really giving a fuck.

"Yeah, that's what I thought as well, but as the awesome and generous pony I am, I decided to give the guy a chance. SO. This is what's going down, there will be three rounds. The first is Dub-step, second is Assisted and third is free choice. Cheer as loud as you can for the Dj that you like the most an the winner is the one who can sway the crowd and impress the judges hidden in the crowd as well."

The cheers were deafening and I just smiled at the pressure that was being laid on me. It would make my win that much more satisfying. I stepped down from the turn table to allow her full use of it.

"Well Vinyl, ladies first."

She smirk and then started her rip.

With her magic she quickly flipped a different controls and started pumping out a tune that started pretty quickly. I felt the headset fly off my head in a glow of sapphire and get plugged into the board. At certain points she started to talk into the head set, but her voice was distorted and  higher in pitch.

Hehe, she sounds like some Nightcore shit voice.

A sudden pink blur appeared next to Vinyl as some random pony popped up from under turntable....somehow even thought it was flat at the bottom.

"WEEEEEE, LETS GO"

Holy shit that her normal voice?

I blinked and then she was gone as quickly as she arrived.

Who the hell was that?

No one else seemed to care so I just let it go. Vinyl was doing very well, she finished her track and the crowd cheered loudly. A little too loudly in my opinion but whatever.

She walked past me to let me up with a huge shit-eating grin, I quickly nab the headset as I pass.

"Okay tob's, lets show these ponies what magic really is."

It had been difficult at first but under the lie that her model was different to my old ones, vinyl had given a quick run down on her little treasure earlier that day, and I had quickly learned how to operate it with my new "Hands". I had whipped together a little piece from memory of some of the better songs that were dubsteped and saved them into the drive of the thing. And now it was time to unleash the beats.

"Okay everyone Lets fucking do this!"

The crowd cheered as I started and I suddenly felt unstoppable. Well more then usual.

I didn't even have to think as I worked, spitting out some lyrics as I worked on the beats, I just did it.

All to soon my song had come to a close and I finished.

"HAY, HAY WHAT DO YA THINK?"

The crowd screamed and stomped their hooves in response. Looking over at vinyl to see her un-amused face told me I was pretty good. Naturally.

She walked back into the spot light of the turntable.

"Okay, that's it for round 1. Who won? Hot stuff over here?..."

The crowd cheered and stomped their hooves quite loudly. Not as loud as I would like but still a noise.

"Okay, kay not bad and what about moi?"

...I think a window just broke....yeah she had won the first round somehow. I call favouritism.

She turned back to me with another wide grin that clearly said "Suck on that".

"Oh-oh looks like you down one newby. Now onto the assisted round. OCTAVIA!! I NEED YOU!!"

In hindsight I should have kept my mouth shut.

"Wow never thought you all for incest."

S.I.L.E.N.C.E

"What..the..buck dude. Just no."

Octavia walked in from upstairs carrying her cello case on her back. Wading through the crowd of ponies she stepped up to the stage and opened the case next to the table and pulled it out. Sitting down on the small stool she then looked at Vinyl expectedly, almost as if waiting for something. As it turned out she was, vinyl turned and with her magic levitated a small chord that connected into the table and plugged into the side of Octavia's cello.

This mustn't be the first time they've done this.

Turning back to the crowd she grins her smirk and that seemed to be the signal for Octavia for she started to play.

It was a very quick sounding pieace, one that would not be mistaken with a battle scene but with viynl in the background it made i that much more blood-pumping.

I got to hand it to dish-bitch, she can play the hell out of...wait, i dont have a partner for this battle....fuck.

Octavia had back off and now was letting Vinyl do most of the work for the moment and she was doing well. All the the chaos of ponies a the bopped, moved and danced the music was a sight to see. Me on the other hand was now panicing about how i was going to pull this off without a partner and as Octavia brought the ending i saw Vinyl giving me a smug grin again.

No can't let her think im off my game.

I returned her grin with on of my own, not that i had anything to back it up with.  Octavia simply packup her equpiment as the club members cheered and screamed for more.

"SO EVERYPONY, WHAT's THIS I HEAR? DO YOU WANT MORE?"

The chours of "Yes" was enough to send another bead of sweat down my back.

"WELL OKAY, HERE IS THE HOTSHOT WITH HIS PARTNER, OH I'M SORRY, WHERE IS YOUR PARTNER!?"

All eyes were now on me.

Shit...

A moment of silence was making itself known. Some asshole in the back jeered about being forever alone.

"Ima coming, Ima coming just a sec."

The voice rang out over the crickets that had started to sound and make it awkward. Okay this is one of the time where Jack reminds me he is my friend. I turn to see him parting through the crowd with a case on his back.

OH THANK CHRIST....wait since when does he play an intrument.

As Jack hops up onto the stage after flailing a little at its height and his height he motioned Octavia to move from the stool, ignoring two sets of dumb-struck and one suspicious look. He pulls out a violin and i heard Octavia gasp. He looked up and then over to me. "Make sure to play something a little slower but heavier, okay dude."

Where the hell did he get that  vil- Okay, I'm just going to go with this.

I give him a smug smile and nod and he returns it with a wink and then turns his attention to the crowd, pulling the microphone closer to him as he rests the violin against his chin and closes his eyes with a small smile. I turn back to the crowd and let my hooves move to my instincts.

Okay tob's, lets get this going.

I start with just a small repeat of little bleeps at a rapid speed too which Leon then slides in a little to get the feel of the song. Neither of us had rehearsed this so instinct was going to be a big thing, so hoping to any god or devil that would take pity on us that is was going to be awesome, I start Letting out some bigger drops and changes to the song.

Jacks head jerks the slightest and then he joins in with a sound that was soft and sweet to me, I didn't know much of classical music so I couldn't make a judgment, but it sounded good to me and judging by the cheers from the crowd they did too.

As we play we both make a point of not over turning the other, rather helping each other out. I handled the slow and heavy music and he was doing quick and precise movements with his bow. How he moved it that fast was beyond me but I guess all those hours masturbating must have done him some good.

It was going awesomely the whole way through that I knew we had this one in the bag. That was until the last note when he jerked violently to the left screeching the last note.

God damn it man. SO close.

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