Discord's Chaos

I just blanched at the yellow mare that was claiming to be my friend.

"Wait a second, Jack. As in my friend Jack? The GUY that I shared Discords Chaos with?"

The yellow mare rolled her eyes and flicked her mane around out of her eyes, like the way models flip their hair in a fashion shoot.

"Why, Am I too beautiful to be Jack?"

"In a word; Yes."

The yellow mare laughed and walked next me, wrapping a hoof around my neck, pulling me in a awkward one armed hug.

"Come on dude, it's me. The guy that helped you buy a white katana from the shops, the guy who's ass you would kick at poker and Best drinking buddy."

I was still unconvinced, Hmmm whats something only we know. After a couple of seconds an idea come to me.

"What is our Spec Ops names?"

If this is really Jack he will know th-

"Come on man that's easy. Yours is Mist Vale or Misty if its off mission, Mine Is Grizzly or Griz off mission, Doc is Zero and Ebony is Black Dynamite."

Now I believe him.

"Brother!!"

I gave him, ummm, her?, the one armed bro hug in return.  "The Bro Code" certified.

Jack returns the BH and the steps back taking a seat on the grass rubbing his, crap, her hoof around the back of her head, grinning like a idiot the whole time. "Can you believe it man, we are IN Equestria!"

That's when i remembered how i was feeling about Jack and this pony world. The smile slide off my face faster then Doc was in bed, and I glared at hi- HER with very pissed off eyes. Jack seemed to notice cause his grin slowly faded.

"Ummm, you alright buddy?"

A soft cynical laugh escaped my lips as i slowly started to walk towards him, kinda like how a pedophile moves towards a toddler with a kite. Jack started backing away with a look of fear on his face.

"Am i alright? hmmm, let me think about that one."

I took a deep breath and began my reasonably worded and toned opinion about this situation.

"OF COURSE I'M NOT FUCKING ALRIGHT, YOU STUPID SACK SHIT, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS FUCKING UGLY AND YOUR SOUL IS DOG SHIT!! THIS IS THE REASON WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR SLAPPED YOUR MUM!! YOU GIVE ME SOME FUCKING CIA DRUG THAT CHANGED ME FROM BEING A HUMAN INTO THIS POWERPUFF WORLD WITH TALKING PONIES!! THEN YOU ASK ME IF I'M ALRIGHT!?!"

I took a moment to regain my breath, then I noticed Jack starting to stand back up after being blasted with my "opinion".

"Sit your five dollar ass down, before i make change."

Jack raised his---arrrgh fuck it-- hoofs.

"Hay buddy, calm down."

"Don't tell me to be calm ponyboy"

"Ponyboy?"

Weird now Jack's voice is changing to be more girly....but he didn't move his lips.

"Excuse me, what the buck is going on here?"

OOOOooooohhhhh shit.

I could tell from the same look Leon had the same thing had gone through his head. At the same time we both turned our heads to the left to see Vinyl, still standing there, with her shades raised and a look of confusion on her face. I gave a weak smile and squeaked,

".....It's an inside joke."

Vinyl narrowed her eyes at me and Leon, i felt a drop of sweat appear on the back of my head and Jack was sweating bullets. After a moment of heavy burning via what looked like a Sharingan technique, she lowered her shades back over her eyes.

"Okay, well i guess... that makes...sorta sense."

Aww thank Christ.

"So how do you know each other?"

DAMNIT!!

My head went blank. Jack's head on the other hand, must be filled with a lie for any situation. Without missing a beat he answered her with,

"We used to go out."

"Yeah, we used to g- WHAT!!"

I turned towards him and Jack laughed at the look on my face, i'm guessing it was somewhere between rage and embarrassment.

What the hell? Why would he say that?

"No we didn't, the fuck man?"

Jack giggled, FUCKING GIGGLED, again looked back to Vinyl.

"Okay, i was kidding, he didn't really go out,"

I sighed with relief, usually it was harder for him to stop a joke.

"Thank you"

I caught out of the corner of my eye the smallest of smirks.

"We just fucked a couple of times."

..... CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!!!

I felt my eye twitch as quickly as the blush that appeared on Vinyls face. Slowly i turned around to face the dead man walking, only to see a patch off dust with his outline and a quickly retreating figure.

"I'M COMING FOR YOU FUCKER!!"

I hulled ass after him, having walked a lot more, i could run a lot better and quicker now. Jack probably could run longer than me but i was pretty speedy so I quickly caught up with Jack and cornered him in font of some cliff face. He looked left and right, probably looking for a way out.

"Any last words asshole?"

He smirk and nodded.

"I should never have switched from scotch to martinis."

I cracked a smile and raised my hoof to end him.

“Wait!!”

Jack and I both turn to face vinyl, who was panting and a little red in the face, probably from chasing us.

“What” we both replied in unison

“Toby you can’t hit pineapple snap”

I blinked and lowered my hoof.

“Okay if this is about the whole "you can't hit girls" bullshit then yo-”

“No, You can't hit her because of the barrier.”

“What the hell is ‘the barrier’ supposed to be?”

Vinyl caught her breath and then gave me a weird look.

“Wait you don’t know about the barrier”

“No, enlighten me”

“Well it’s the magical barrier cast by princess Celestia that stops stallions from committing a violent act against mares, but…..”

Vinyl throws a punch to my side

“Ouch” I rub my side to ease the pain

“… Mares can still beat up stallions”

“OK, firstly that's sexist. Secondly, I don’t care about some stupid barrier, and Thirdly she’s not a mare”

I throw my hoof at Jacks face, he flinches expecting pain but to both our surprises my hoof was stopped by a golden aura a mere inches away from his face.

“Told you so” Vinyl said in that manner of fact tone

My left eye twitches

“Nothing defies me”

I throw hundreds of punches to Jack's face all of them being stopped by that bloody barrier, Jack looked at the helpless me who had just given up on hitting him.

“Ha, nah nah can’t hit me” He sticks out his tongue and makes a fucking stupidly annoying face.

“I WILL KILL YOU JACK!”

Jack twists his neck and cracks it before putting up his hooves like he is trying to box then goes to hit me but I manage to put my hoof on his forehead and hold him back leaving him to angrily flail his forelegs at me. I just look at him, the rage fading away at the pathetic attempt's to give me bodily harm. I sighed and move to the left, removing my hoof at the same time. For a full second Jack stayed in the same position and then fell on his face.

"...Ouch. Asshole."

I just shrugged helped him up. Then i turn back to Vinyl and take a breath and sigh.

"Okay, time to clear a few things up. Firstly, We didn't go out OR MORE FUCKING IMPORTANTLY HAVE SEX!!, we grew up together and went to the same school since we were kids. Secondly, like me, he-"

"She" Vinyl interrupted to my annoyance and Jack's amusement.

"He, She, It, I really don't care, It doesn't have a place to stay at them moment, do you think you're dad might be cool with it crashing at the club?"

Vinyl rubbed her chin as she thought, i couldn't tell what though, due to her shades.

"I don't know, you will have to talk to him yourself. Now that, whatever this was, is over, i need to get the shopping done. We need to stop at the grocery shopping and then I want to get some new headphones, the pony hoofers x12 are out and I want them.”

I give her a mock bow and said in my most charming voice "after you malady."

She just smirks and starts walking away with Jack and me following her.

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It wasn't a far walk so I was happy, we stopped by several vendors and pick up all sorts of different items and vinyl places them in a saddle bag she loaned to me, the bag getting heavier and heavier by the moment. I stole a glance at Jack, who at the moment was socializing with some ponies at a flower store. I noticed he seemed to be making an impression cause some of stallions that walk past would stop and try to talk to him.

Hehe, if only they knew he was a guy.

Vinyl turns to face me

“OK now to the music store”

I called Jack over, watching wave goodbye to the ponies and catch up with us.

We walk to the music store and I had to pick up the pace to keep up with vinyl as we got closer to the music store we finally get to our destination, I browse the shelves with the different artists, most of my favorites where there too, they had van hayling, hay c/dc and Alice hoofer.

Truly something’s are universal

I looked over and saw Jack looking at a "Griffin City" Album and i just rolled my eyes.

He has no sense of music.

Shortly after vinyl returned with her new headphones in her saddlebag

“OK we can go now”

I raise an eyebrow at her.

"So are you gonna show me what they look like one you?"

"They are headphones, not a bucking bikini top, they all look the same. Anyway we should probably head back Toby.”

“Yeah alright, you coming Jack.”

“Sure, wait up Toby”

After a couple more minutes of walking we finally made it back to the club.

Walter greeted us with his cool, yet somehow still classy nod and Octavia simply stared at Jack.

“Who’s the new girl vinyl… wait are you planning a three way.”

To which me and Vinyl reply in unison before Jack could open his grinning mouth.

“NO”

“Ha ha, just messing with you vinyl”

I shook my head at both Octavia and the dirty grin that was plastered on Leon's face.

Better introduce him before he says something stupid.

"This, Octavia for your information, Is..... Pineapple Snap,"

I chuckled a little at the name which got me a dirty look from Leon.

"But he also answers to Jack, more Jack then pinapple."

Walter nodded and introduced himself and Octavia introduced herself a lot nicer then she had to me.

“So Pineapple, where are you from”

UH-oh

Jack smiled and turned to me with a cool air but I could see the worry and fear in his eye.

“Um Toby where did you say where we are from”

Before i could say anything Walter decides now was the perfect time to add his 2 cents.

“Actually he hasn't said either”

WARNING: PANIC BUTTON PRESSED, PLEASE BE ADVISED CERTAIN DEATH IMITATE!!

“Um we’re from, um Los Pegasus, we’re um, Traveling Musicians, Toby does the music and I'm bartender  Speaking of which, Nice diggs.”

please buy it, please buy it

Walter stared at us for a few seconds causing my insides to wriggle.

“oh that’s pretty cool and thanks, I've run it myself for years.”

YESS HE BOUGHT IT, good job Leon's brain

Octavia then started chatting with Jackfor a bit, a fact i noticed he at first loved but as the conversation was solely on classical music and herself, it started to take it's toll on him. Then she asked the question i was wondering how to ask Walter.

“So Pineapple, where are you ponies staying “

“Well, I don’t actually have a place to stay yet.”

“Well why don’t you stay here, until you find a place to stay.”

“Yeah that would be cool” I said trying to hold back a smile

Vinyl nodded in agreement.

“Ok well the house is pretty full so pineapple you can stay in octy’s room and Toby you can crash on the sofa bed in my room”

“Sounds good to me” I look around and see Walter giving me a stare that said any funny business and you’re dead

“well its getting dark out so pineapple I’ll show you where my room is.”

Octavia lead Jack to her room and when they returned a couple of minutes later, Walter had gone to the kitchen and finished making dinner, we sat around and talked about trivial matters, time went by and eventually Walter came back with dinner and served it on the table, we sat around and ate our vegetable soup.

Walter finished first followed by Jack, Vinyl, me and lastly Octavia.

“That was great, thanks Walter”

I mean it was great although I do wish there was some meat

“No problem kid”

I let out a massive yawn and vinyl laughs

“A little tired are we” vinyl teased

“Yeah probably from carrying all your stuff”

“All right let’s get some sleep, tomorrow the club opens again and we have to get it ready”

“Sure, sounds like fun”, the sarcasm was almost pouring out of my mouth

“Come on, Pineapple, we can stay up all night and talk”

Jackhad a look of please for the love of god SAVE ME mixed in with some happiness plastered on his face and I could not help but laugh at the sight, the four of us head up stairs and into our respective rooms, i look around in vinyls room and try spot the couch.

“I take it that this sofa bed is either imaginary or under trash mountain.”

“Sofa bed, what are you… Oh that, there’s no sofa bed in my room. You can crash with me.”

“Oh so you enjoyed my hoof on your flank” I said with I mischievous smile

“No! I just didn’t want you to sleep on the couch, it’s… um… Bad for your back posture?”

I raise my eye brow.

I have no idea I even had those.

“Right sure, my back posture”

“Shut-up and get in, and no cuddling or getting close, you cross this line and your dead”

She draws an imaginary line through the middle of the bed to prove her point, I climb onto the other side of the bed and she gets on hers.

“Goodnight vinyl” I said in the most seductive voice I can manage.

“Shut-up and sleep.”

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With Jack

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As me and Octavia walked towards her room, a whirl of emotions were raging inside of me. On one hand I was in Equestria, every brony i know would do unspeakable things to be given the chance to be where me and Toby are right now, so i'm happy, no, Over-joyed!! But on the other hand, My friends may be anywhere in this world with no way to know where the hell they are and no idea how to get ho- HELLLLOOOO Octavia plot.

I shake my head rapidly, trying to keep on my train of thought on it's tracks. Octavia lead me to a door and opened it up then walked inside. Looking around the room, i could see it was nicely furnished and a decent size. Octavia had a nice taste in decoration as well. Her walls were a Light-cream color with a Lavender feature wall, decorated with a painting with what looked a ship-wreck in the fire of a sunset that really complemented the purple. The curtains were open to the night sky and were a bronze brown color. Her cello case was sitting in the corner next a stool and bookcase filled with books and what looked like music sheets. Her bed was on the other-side of the room and much to my dwaaa factor she a little plushie of a griffon.

This is Octavia's ROOM....and i'm IN in it. Why can't i hold all my feels?

My attention was drawn to the mare in question opening a closet i'd missed in my initial look around, and started pulling out some light pink socks. Octavia looked over her shoulder at me and noticed my curious gaze and her eyes seem to harden a little.

"I usually wear socks to bed to keep my hooves warm, and NO i don't have a fetish before you ask, it just helps.

I chuckled at the last part of her statement, causing a little frown of either annoyance or confusion to appear on Octavia's forehead, i really didn't know which.

"I wouldn't care if you did have a sock fetish, it's not weird to me. I have heard of a lot more weirder fetish then that like for example S and M, or role-playing...or even bondage, oh wait thats the "B" in BMS so i guess that to, whoa is it me or is it hot in here?."

I didn't mean too, but as i said each one of them to Octavia, my brain decided to get horny and showed me images in my mind of each of the acts causing a little warmth to grow in my face and..um.."new" parts. I let out a small gasp of lust as the images faded before noticing Octavia looking at me with a small blush on her face.

"What?"

"You, um, have some strange satisfactions. I don't even know what this "S&M" is."

I chuckled awkwardly and rubbed the back of my head and messing with my mane abit.

It's so cool that i can say that.

"I'll explain another time. but anyway as i was saying, wearing sock to bed isn't the a fetish, if anything it's cute to me."

"Do you want a pair as well?"

"...sure, why not."

Octavia looked back in and pulled a pair of blue and grey striped socks and chucked to me. I tried to catch them with my mouth, as I had seen that it was possible in the show to do, but they bounced off my muzzle and and i had to grab them with my hoof and put them on. Once i had i could see what she meant. It wasn't a particularly cold night but it felt like when you lie in bed with the blanket covering only you feet and yet the rest of you is still warm. It was a nice feeling.

I looked around the room again and then noticed a small flaw.

"Um, do you have a blow up mattress or a sleeping bag i can use?"

Octavia, who had just put on her socks and was looking cuter then a pouty bat face, looked over with confusion.

"I don't have a extra mattress, so you'er going to sleep with me in my bed."

Now In my group, next to Toby, i have the dirtiest mind, so when i heard her say that i let out my trademark action for when i had taken something sweet and innocent and corrupted it. I let out a spit take of breath then cover my mouth with my ha..hoof and smirked. I think i might have blushed a little red involuntarily as well. All of this was of course noticed by Octavia and she raised an eyebrow at my antics. I coughed and cleared my throat then trotted over to her bed.

"I dibs right side."

"why?"

"Because it's the Right side."

"...um, okay"

We hopped into the bed and chatted for a while about things and each other. I learned that Octavia had no luck with love, never having a stallion or marefriend, enjoyed the beach, hates her sisters music but i guess the feelings mutual with me too, not a hate more of an.... picky liking, some i like, others not so much. She told me some funny stories about her friends and her sister, mostly bad or funny things HAPPENING to her sister. She asked me about myself and i answered her questions to the best of my ability, trying not tell her about earth or humans. I had to avoid some questions like why me and Tob's don't have cutie marks. We talked for a great long time before deciding to go to sleep.

"Good night Octavia"

"Good night Pineapple"

"Octavia please call me Jack."

"But it's a stallions name?"

"So what."

"Alright, Good night Jack."

SQQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

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The next morning I wake up to find Octavia had already woken and left. I growl at the sunlight that was sneakily slipping through the one crack in the curtains to attack my eyes. It's probably for the best anyway, i'd sleep till four in the afternoon if i'm left too. I slip out of the bed, stretching all four of my hooves making a sound that was a mash of a gorilla's growl and Gollum having an orgasm.

At least i had a bed, last night and not a bed made of flowers, arggh i can still feel the bloody thorns.

I look back to the bed and saw it was a mess on the right side and somehow nice and tidy on the left. After a moment i made my side of the bed, partially out of kindness and majorly because i would feel guilty if i didn't now that i had noticed. Satisfied i walked out of the room, shutting the door with my tail, now that was a weird feeling, akin to having a second... um actually never mind. As i walked past Vinyls room I paused with a small grin. Placing an ear to the door, I heard a pair of breathing and slight snoring. Grinning wider i slowly opened the door to find Vinyl and Toby sleeping side by side.

So much for a "Sofa Bed". Hang-on, hmmmm.

An wild idea has appeared.

Sneaking closer to the bed i reached out with my mouth to one of Tob's wings and gently grasp on one his feathers. I Paused for a second the yanked quickly. His face scrunched up in pain for a few seconds while my heart hammered, hoping that he wouldn't wake up. He then mumbled and rolled over onto his back, rubbing his stomach then sighing and then started snoring again. I internally sighed with relief, then i turned my attention to vinyl.

"What are you doing?"

The whisper that came from behind me nearly gave me a heart attack and bowel moment at the same time. Turning around I saw Octavia standing there with a bemused look. I motioned for her to get closer but quietly. When she was next to me I turned back to Vinyl and slowly tickled her left side then quickly retracted. Vinyl mumbled and rubbed the spot. Slowly I tickled the spot again, but this time for a second longer and i was rewarded with my plan coming together. Vinyl rolled over onto Toby cuddling into him and burying her muzzle into his mane. Toby then responded in his sleep by hugging her in return.

Oh yeah, wing-man of the year, RIGHT HERE!!

Motioning for a giggling Octavia to follow, we stealthy left the room. As we left i grabbed the door-knob and pulled it a little harder then normal making a loud bang sound. Then me and Octavia put our ears to the door and heard the moaning of someone waking up.

......

.........

............

“YOU BASTARD, YOU CROSSED OVER ONTO MY SIDE OF THE BED”

Both me and Octavia stuffed our mouths with our hooves to stop from laughing. Toby obviously was awake now cause his voice followed sleepy and amused.

“Um vinyl you might want to check which side of the bed you’re on”

there was a beat of silence then another shout;

“Shut-up it’s my bed I get full access!”

My trademark came into play as I imagined a whole other way of taking that. Apparently so did Toby.

“Um full access huh, oh vinyl you might want to rephrase that.”

"S-SHUT UP, before i give you a mouth full."

Tears are now forming in my eyes and I had to bit down even harder to keep silent. Octavia was on the ground having silently collapsed with laughter. I calmed myself just in time to hear Vinyl yell out,

"NO I'M NOT BEING DIRTY, SHUT UP OR,OR I'LL BUCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!!"

"You already tried that when i touched your ass yesterday."

I lost it....but not as much as Octavia.

I collapsed against the door and door-knob accidentally opening it, landing on my side tears streaming down my face as i pound the floor with my hooves, I noticed Vinyls angry red-streaked face and Tobys look of exasperation which only fueled my laughter. A laughter that was cut off by a WHUMP,THUMP,THUMP, BUMP, BANNNG.

The other two rushed past me as i weakly tried to get up, following i found the source was somepony that had fallen down the stairs from laughing to hard. You could almost see the stars circling Octavia's head as her eyes span slowly in her head.

Walter opened the door and nearly tripped over her. He looked down at her then up at us.

"What's going on here?"

All three of us looked at each other and came to the same answer.

"Nothing."

"Nothing."

"Hangover."

well, I thought that was the best excuse.

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