Having escaped the destruction of their captors, three horses - Schubert, Blackie, and Burr - find themselves in Equestria, where the locals seek to forcibly assimilate them into their species.

Now, as several goblins whisk them away into different worlds, they will have to survive the seemingly-endless pursuit of the colourful ponies. Will the horses finally evade their cutesy pursuers, or will they be subjected to the magic of friendship?

[Author's note: Inspired by a lot of boredom, a lot of Internet surfing a few years ago that led me to liking this pony show, and "Get Him!" I like seeing ponies and ridiculous-looking characters get mad and chase someone.]