
Toaster Waffles Are Magic
This story contains 0% Toaster Waffles, and 100% randomness. Thanks for 100 followers!
I don't know why this exists.
I blame myself for this.
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There is likely nothing in particular within this mess of loosely-related horse words that would interest you.
Please leave.
Contains VERY HIGH levels of Random Tag abuse.
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1874 words: Estimated 9 minutes to read
7 Chapters:
- "WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA'S FUZZY PLOT IS THIS?!" 2017-05-28 00:02:29 UTC545
- The chapter in which 'Techie is most definitely surely bored out of his mind and has little motivation to continue other than a slow weekend 2017-05-28 00:02:33 UTC439
- NOW there are toaster waffles. 2017-05-30 22:04:07 UTC161
- SUDDENLY, VINYL! 2017-05-31 21:50:52 UTC243
- Please wait as your locally hosted universe resets. 2017-06-10 00:42:47 UTC299
- YOU THERE, OMNIPRESENT CHILD! 2017-06-17 04:53:26 UTC90
- World Ending Disaster #101.01134 2017-06-27 02:36:44 UTC97