After Celestia Blows Up Applejack, Death HIMSELF is drunk at the same time, meaning that he was Stupid Enough to bring Applejack back to life

Applejack is BACK YALL! And She's gon back to her KILLING SPREE!

Contains;Probably the weirdest story you've ever read, and ever WILL read, profanity, an agitated Derpy, ponies back from the dead, and a horrible put together story, and yes, it is incredibly rushed