Special thanks to QuartzScale for writing for Pinkie and this fic was made late at god's unholy hours inspired entirely by a short, but funny, conversation.

My name is BioQuillFiction, but you can call me Bio for short. I have been sent to Equestria as my OC, a red pony with brown eyes and a Inkwell over a book as my cutie mark. While eating at the only restraint in Ponyville that isn't sweets based, Pinkie comes in and keeps trying to get me to eat a Cupcake when I don't like sweats and a family history of diabetes tells me an Equestrian cupcake would kill me. Will I give in and eat the pastry or shall I do the impossible and get Pinkie Pie to back off?