The tale of a majin the great and powerful Lampby Chaos NightmareChaptersThe new universe. Enter the Majin LampWelcome to Ponyvile. Derpy's new friendOff to meet Kami, Lamps training beginsThe new universe. Enter the Majin LampIt was a dark day as the streets were filled with chaos. As it was the end of the world with riots and looting happening in the streets. I hid in the corner of my apartment waiting for somebody to try to loot my place, and I was terrified to leave and find a safe haven. As hours passed my fears turned to boredom. I got out my DVDs of DBZ and I decided to watch the Buu saga again as it was my favorite saga from DBZ. It had so many great moments from Vegeta's death to SSJ3 to Mr satan actually being useful and so many others great moments. As it was getting to the good part some schmucks kicked down my door. One of them shouted ”Get on your knees.” I looked at them and saw that they had guns I teared up.“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” I cried as they looked at each other before one walked up to me and pointed his gun at my head. “Stop crying!” he ordered “You're a grown woman for god sakes.” He said. “But I’m going to die.” I cried. The armed thugs looked at each other before the one closest to me hit me in the gut with the butt of his rifle “Shut up.” he said. I grabbed my stomach as I curled into a ball on the floor. “Now to make ourselves clear we're taking you to town square and you're not going to cry understand?” The head thug said. “Why are you taking me there?” I asked. “To hang you of course.” he said as I backed up. “March.” the head thug said as he grabbed my hair and pulled me up. As we got to the square I saw that it was about a minute to midnight “Now boys tonight we will make an example of these sinners.” The town's priest said as the other prisoners and I were strung up. “At the stroke of midnight these sinners will hang.” the priest said As the clock went closer to midnight I got more scared for my life. The other prisoners and I pled for our lives. We said that we didn’t deserve this but the town has always been god crazy. I was one of the black sheeps of the town, lived on welfare and didn’t go to church. As the clock struck midnight I heard lever being pulled and the rope dropped and i closed my eyes. As I opened my eyes I saw a white void... it was scary to be honest. I was alone nobody for miles. “ Hello my child ” a voice said scaring me. “ Oh no need to be frightened.” the voice said. “Who’s there?” “ Take a guess.” “Santa?” I guessed “ You're not too bright are you? “Hey!” “ Sorry but it's true. Anyway I am God.” The voice I guessed was God said. “Why am I here am I dead?” “ No you’re not dead… in fact you survived the end of the world, here is your reward.” “Reward for what?” “ What do you know of the Mayan Calendar?” he asked “The Mayan what now?” “ Never mind anyway today was a test to see who would go violent and who would remain peaceful.” “Okay what about the people who were violent to defend people like cops?” I asked. “Well that's a hard question it depends on what they did if they only fought to defend then they may have been brought here but if they were violent enough they were left on earth. “Speaking of earth what happened when millions of people suddenly go missing?” “Well that's why I’m leaving clones of you behind today will have never happened and the world will continues as normal.” “Why clones why not just make people forget we existed?” “Okay last question, as for why I don’t do that is it's going to raise too many questions like why do we have these empty picture frames or who lived in this house? You understand.” he said as I nodded “Alright then you have two choices the first is to just head back to earth and forget that today ever happened or the second is being sent to a new place in the multiverse with some new powers.” “Multiverse?” I asked “Basically I can send you anywhere you want to go like maybe to a Dragon Ball World as a saiyan?” he hinted “No I don’t want to be a saiyan I want to be a majin.” I said as pink goop started to surround me and cover me I tried to scream but as soon as I opened my mouth i was covered in the stuff. “What?” I asked looking at my now pink hands I looked at me and i had similar clothing to Majin Buu only with less baggy pants and an actual shirt to hide my buu-bs. “You’re a Majin now I can teach you some techniques but you're going to have to learn the rest. ” he said as a sharp thing entered the back of my neck and gave me a shock “I gave you the basics of Ki control and flight as well as how to control your body and the basics of martial arts” “Can I get an advance technique please?” I asked giving my best puppy dog eyes “Only one and only because you’re cute, what's the technique?” “Turn to candy” “That should be easy to teach” he said as the wire that was in my neck gave me another shock. “There you should know the technique now… as for where do you want to go as I can no longer send you back to earth”I thought for a moment as there were too many choices before god spoke up “If you want I can pick a world for you” he said as I looked at him. “Okay could you pick a world for me?” I asked as he magicked his hands and a portal opened underneath me and I fell. “Have a safe landing” he said as the portal closed. As I fell I crashed through some windows and turned into a puddle of goo. As I was in this puddle form I over heard voices speak like ’what is that?’ or ‘is that what's threatening canterlot?’ or ‘is this some kind of prank?’. But as they asked those questions I began to regrow back into my normal form saying “Da dun dun da dun, da dun dun da dun” as I fully reformed I began to giggle before I heard a cough and I looked around realising this was a wedding. “Oh my i’m so sorry i’ll just...” I was cut off by a unicorn girl opening the door and the entire hall just looked at her...that's also when I noticed they were all pony people I barely could contain my excitement seeing how cute they were. The bride said something under her breath before crying “Why does she want to ruin my special day?” I got angry at the unicorn girl for daring to ruin a wedding but before I could rush her and kick her out a second Bride came in the seen as everybody gasped I simply went “Dun dun duuuuuun!” “It's not your special day it's mine.” the second bride said as everybody gasped. I simply went “Looks like the groom has some explaining to do… I mean really marrying twins on the same day have you no shame. Were you too cheap to rent the suit and have this all go on a second time?” The second bride looked at me “What no I don't have a twin, she’s a changeling.” Everybody gasped as I just stood there “A what?” I asked confused as I heard a sound behind me and the fake bride that I thought was the original bride was surrounded by green flames and transformed into a bug lady “Of course the villain behind all this Perfect Cell!” I exclaimed as everybody just facepalmed. “Well I appreciate the compliment of being called perfect my name isn’t Cell it is Queen Chrysalis.” she said as I rushed her. “How dare you try to ruin this wedding Cell!” I exclaimed as I rushed her punching her in the face and knocking her back a few inches. “Like I said my name isn’t Cell.” she the launched me to the doors at the back as I got up I noticed that the unicorn lady and the real bride just looked at me “What?” I asked trying to grab my head with my left hand only to find it gone. “Hold on.” I said holding my breath as my arm regrew back. As I got up I saw a white winged unicorn fighting Cell in a beam struggle. I quickly fired a few energy blasts at Cell but as soon as I fired them the winged unicorn fell in front of them knocking her into Cells arms “Sorry those were meant for Cell” I shouted. “My name is not Cell!” Cell shouted as she fired a beam at me cutting me in half...i just returned to normal a few seconds later “So you can regenerate.” Cell said. “Yeah and so can you namekian DNA remember?” i said as she tried to shoot me again “I. AM. NOT. THIS. CELL!” she screamed as the unicorn girl and some other pony people ran out of the building. I had the thought to follow them they might have the key to defeating Cell. I flew above them before the rainbow haired winged one stopped me “Hey what are you doing?” he asked “I’m following you mister.” I said as he got mad “I’m a girl you idiot.” she said slapping me. I looked at him realising that he was a her “Oh sorry mam.” I said. “Rainbow stop that...what what are you?” The unicorn girl asked. “I’m a Majin” I said “What's your name miss majin?” the unicorn asked a s I looked around ‘Crap I didn't’ think of a name. Think lara, think..’ i thought to myself as I saw a lamp “My name is...Lamp.” I said as I was internally screaming. “Nice to meet you Lamp.” the pink one said. “So what are your names?” I asked. The unicorn girl spoke up “I’m Twilight Sparkle” She pointed to the rainbow haired one “That's Rainbow Dash.” she then pointed to the one in the cowboy hat “Thats Applejack.” “Like the cereal?” I asked. “What i don’t know of any cereal named after me.” Applejack said. “Anyway” Twilight said pointing to the pink one “this is Pinkie Pie” she said as Pinkie got too close to me which itself was weird as I was flying. “Hitherewhatsyourfavoritkindofcupcakecanyoueatcupcakeshowcanyounotlikecupcakes?” Pinkie asked as I simply said “I heard the word cupcake will there be cupcakes?” I asked. “No there aren't any cupcakes now come on let's find the elements like the princess ordered.”Twilight said as as white unicorn coughed “Oh right Lamp this is Rarity and Fluttershy.” she said. “Hi.” i said meekly before we all ran into the courtyard of the castle where we surrounded by “Cell Jrs.” I said as all the Cell Jrs. facepalmed at once “I don’t know what Cell is or what Cell Jrs are but these are not them they are changelings.” Twilight said. I didn’t listen as I kicked one of the Cell Jrs. In the head and launched a few ki blasts at a group of Cell jrs. “Get to wherever you're heading i will hold them off.” I said as I was surrounded by Cell Jrs. “Let's go” I said fight back them. As I was dragged into the throne room I saw the six pony people that I had sent to gather whatever they were trying to get. I just looked up to see Cell or Queen Chrysalis as the Changelings drilled into my head standing over me. “Well looks like we found the second pink nuisance now to put you in a cocoon” she said “Yeah i have three words for you.” I said as she got closer “And what are those words?” “Turn to candy” I said as my antenna glowed pink and hit a nearby changeling as I guess they were called and turned it into a cookie. “What are you the spawn of Discord’s?” she asked as I broke free and made it to the bride and groom but not before eating the cookie that the changeling turned into. I blasted the groom free with a Ki blast and told him “Listen take her and run” I said as he tried to stand up. “No I need to protect Cadence.” he said barely standing. “Look I may have a way for you to help.” I said as I pulled a part of me off and placed it on him as he wondered what I just did as it began to grow and I absorbed him turning my clothing into golden armor. “Well that is interesting...” Chrysalis said as I kicked her in the face. “Gah” she screamed as she was sent into a wall as I fired a bunch of Ki blasts at said wall.”THAT'S IT!” Chrysalis cried out as I placed a barrier around her and threw her out of the room I quickly followed her as she broke out of the barrier. “Great time to go” I said as I tried to blast her out of the sky and decided to get in close and spin kick her into the castle before launching a flurry of energy blasts at the room. As I flew down to see the unconscious Queen I decided to bring her back to the hall where those girls where as I had no idea what to do with her...I didn’t want to kill her as I had fun fighting her and they would probably hate me for killing her. “Hey.” I said dragging the body into the room. “Did you...” Twilight asked “No she’s alive don’t have the strength to kill her.” I said before remembering I was still wearing the golden armor so I closed my eyes and entered myself to find where I put captain armor and dragged him out. “Cadence.” he said dragging himself to his fiancee to hug her “I’m sorry.” “It's alright Shining.” Cadence said as they hugged before a barrier started to form around them launching the nearby changelings away as well as launching me too. When I came too I was in this spooky forest. ”Hello?” I asked as an owl hooted at me. I quickly got down from the tree I was in and saw a dirt path, “Okay flying or walking...” I thought for a second before noticing something “Oh look a bunny” I said following the bunny down the road. Welcome to Ponyvile. Derpy's new friendAs I walked down the path I saw a small cottage near the edge of the woods. The bunny I was chasing ran into a hole in the cottage I politely knocked at the door trying to catch the bunny. “Hello?” I called out wondering if this house was abandoned or part of some animal sanctuary, As I looked around the door opened and a whisper came through the crack “Umm hello?” the familiar voice asked “Yes i’m looking for a white bunny that ran in here.” I said looking around hoping to find bunny. “You mean Angel?” the voice whispered. “Is that the little guy’s name?” I asked finally looking at who I was talking too only to see a hand hiding behind the door. “Wait Fluttershy?” I said recognizing the small bit of pink hair. “Have we met?” she asked as she pulled her head out to the crack in the door. “Lamp?” Fluttershy asked. “That's my name.” I said as I noticed the bunny, I quickly ran in and hugged the thing before realising I had just burst into somebody's house, I turned to Fluttershy who was on the floor holding her nose “Oh are you okay?” I asked. “Y-yeah I just bumped my nose on the door when you barged in” “I am so sorry her let me try something.” I said as my antenna started to glow “Hold still.” I said as I tried to heal the wound but as soon as I removed her hands from her nose blood started to come out “I’m sorry I thought I could help.” I said remembering Buu’s healing technique. “It's alright Lamp you didn’t mean it.” she said getting up. “Fluttershy, you home?” A voice asked as Rainbow came in the door and saw me and a bleeding Fluttershy ”What did you do to her?” she asked tackling me and when I was on the ground she started to punch my face, I barely managed to get her off me with a good vase to the face. “I knew you were bad news the moment you-” she was cut off by Fluttershy. “Rainbow, stop it! She didn’t mean to hurt me she was just chasing Angel bunny. Now both of you apologize.” “I’m sorry I rushed you” “I’m sorry I hit you with a vase; also sorry for the vase Fluttershy.” “Good.” Fluttershy said as angel brought down a box of tissues “Thank you Angel.” she said handing him a nearby carrot. “Anyway I think we should take you to ponyville Lamp.” “Why?” “To meet with Twilight she has questions for you.” “Okay can we get food it feels like I haven't eaten in a week.” The two have looked at each other before Fluttershy asked “What have you been doing since we saw you last week?” I looked at them “No I haven’t been here for a week it's only been a few hours since I saw you” They again looked at each other “The wedding was a week ago Lamp.” I couldn’t believe it I actually haven't eaten anything in a week that and I actually napped in a tree for that long too. “That must have been one comfy tree because it feels like only a few hours have passed.” “Anyway let's take you to town.” As I entered the town I sensed a powerful energy source coming from one of these houses but I completely forgot about it when I saw a “COOKIE HOUSE!” I screamed as I tried to eat it. “Lamp no put that down it's not to eat.” Fluttershy said. “But cookie house.” i said as they dragged me away my arms stretching and honestly it kinda hurt both the arms stretching and the fact I couldn’t eat the cookie house. “Anyway we're here.” Rainbow said “She lives in a tree?” I asked “weird.” “Said the pink goo monster.”Rainbow said “Alien.” I corrected as they looked at me. “Alright then, not going to question it just go inside.” Rainbow said As I entered I saw a little lizard reading a book “Hello I’m looking for Twilight” I said The lizard looked at me before calling down Twilight “Twilight, you got a visitor.” “Who is it Spike?” Twilight called out “Hold on.” spike said before looking up to see me “Umm... what's your name?” he asked. “Lamp. My name is Majin Lamp.” I said “Really Lamp that's your name, whatever.” he said as he called out “It's a girl named Lamp.” Twilight rushed down the stairs and greeted me “I have so many questions for you.” she said before turning to Spike “Spike could you please go somewhere maybe Pinkie needs your help.” she said as he took his book and left. “So what did you want to see me for?” I asked all innocent. “Well I wanted to ask some questions about what happened last week.” Twilight said. “Okay.” “First. What were those energy blasts you were shooting and how did you produce them?” Twilight asked as I remained silent “... Umm could you answer the question please?” “Could you repeat it in english not space man.” I said confused. “Okay how did you shoot those lasers from your hands?” “Oh you mean my ki blasts yeah I just hold my hand out like this think about shooting then...” I was cut off by me firing a Ki blast at Twilight’s head. “Oh crud I am soo sorry I didn’t mean to hit you.” “It's alright talking rutabaga i'm perfectly cabbage.” she said before falling unconscious. I began to shake her up. “Come on wake up Twilight.” I said slapping her. I then saw a sink in the other room and quickly went to grab a glass of water to throw it on her. “Gasp! … what happened?” Twilight asked. “I accidentally hit you in the head with a ki blast.” I said. “Oh okay.” She said getting up and writing something in her notebook before turning to me “What did you do to my brother at the wedding?” She asked. I thought for a second who was her brother again wa she the one I absorbed? “Was he the guy I absorbed?” I asked. “Absorbed?” she asked “Yeah its an ability we Majins have, we can absorb anyone to add their power to our own changing our clothes as well.” “Alright.” she said writing more things down in her note book. “That explains why you had golden armor in the fight with Chrysalis and please don’t correct me by saying it was Cell who ever that is.” “Cell is… how should I explain this, he’s a mixture of the galaxy's strongest warriors...most of them at least he doesn’t have Majin Buu or any of Babidi's minions who were stronger than him.” Twilight was stunned to hear that but she quickly snapped out of it and wrote down in her note book “By the way whatcha writing?” She looked at me “I can’t say sorry.” I wanted to grab her notebook and read it but my stomach growling stopped me “I’m hungry.” I said as she checked the clock. “I think it's time. Let's take you to Sugarcube Corner there Is a surprise waiting for you.” Twilight said as I jumped in the air and flew out the open door...before coming back in and asking “Ummm where’s Sugarcube Corner?” Twilight rolled her eyes and grabbed my hand pulling me towards the cookie house “This is Sugarcube Corner, Lamp.” she said as she saw me drooling over cookie house. “Come on let's head inside.” Twilight said dragging me inside. “Wait what about the cookie people that live here.” I asked as Twilight stopped. “Cookie people?” “Yeah cookie people that live in the cookie house.” ”I’m not going to question that and just come on you’ll meet the ‘cookie people’” she said. All i could say way a very quiet “Yay” as we entered it I felt around 30 power levels they were faint apart form one very strong one. “Hold on Twilight I feel something there are people in there.” I said as the lights turned on. “Surprise!” the pony people said half heartedly as I unintentionally ruined the surprise. “Aw... you ruined the surprise Lamp. This was a surprise party for you.” “Oh I’m so sorry I didn't mean to spoil it I just sensed a few small energy signatures and one extremely powerful one.” Rainbow stepped up “And obviously the high power comes from my awesomeness” she said as I shook my head “No. The powers coming from her.” I said pointing to a grey furred blond pony person. “Derpy?” Rainbow and Twilight said as Derpy looked at me and waved smiling. “Okay I think whatever your power sensing thing is, it’s broken. She can’t be a powerful fighter, she’s too clumsy.” Derpy just came up to me. “Hello.” Derpy said. “Hi I’m Lamp” I said “Hello Lamp I’m muffins but everybody calls me Derpy.” “Why do they call you Derpy?” “My eyes and clumsiness.” “So how did you get so strong?” “I’m strong?” “Yeah I could sense you as soon as I entered the town you're really strong.” I said as my stomach growled again “Can we talk about this later I really need something to eat.” she nodded and I went to the table with the food and started pigging out which turned people off from talking to me. “Pinkie, when you said there was going to be a new pony in town we thought it was going to be a pony… not whatever she is” A pony said “Well she did help save Equestria from the changelings.” Pinkie said as I stopped eating and listened in. “That may be but we don’t know where she came from for all we know she could be a demon from Tartarus.” Another pony said “Did you see that damage she did to canterlot castle there is no way she is a friend.” A third pony said “Well remember Zecora she wasn’t a pony and we all treated her horribly before we got to know her.” “Yeah and at least she’s a pony we don’t know what she is-” The pony was cut off by me grabbing her shoulder. “My third nanny always said if you don’t have something nice to say about someone don’t say anything at all.” I said as the pony froze in fear. “Y-yes mam.” the pony person said as I let go she ran away. “Hey Twilight what happened to your head it looks bruised?” Rainbow asked “I accidentally hit her with a ki blast.” I said as Rainbow looked angry. “What is your problem first you ‘accidentally’ hit Fluttershy now Twilight. Are you trying to make us hate you!?” Rainbow said. I took a deep breath “Well if you must know my first nanny dropped me on my head as a baby.” I said as I turned to Pinkie. “Thanks for the food but I have to go.” I said as I flew out of the cookie house as everypony looked at rainbow dash. “I’ll go after her.” Derpy said walking outside and flying at speeds that made Rainbow jealous. I found a mountain top to sit on as I started crying “Why don’t they like me?” I asked as Derpy came by and sat next to me. “Tough day, huh?” “I woke up in a tree and learned I have been asleep for a week.” I said “It's worse if you add what happened a week ago.” I cried. “We all have days like that it’s what you do after that matters.” “I guess.” “Anyway you said you could sense my power do you want to fight?” Derpy asked as I looked at her confused. “What?” “Were fight you and I and sometimes the best way to get to know someone is through a fight...you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” Derpy said as I wiped the tears from my eyes and stood up. “Yeah let’s fight...I mean what’s the worst that can happen?” I asked. An hour of flying later we found a nice wasteland to fight in “Is this necessary?” I asked. “Yes.” Derpy replied. “Alright then let's fight” I said as I rushed her only to have her block my hit and counter with a good bunch to the gut. I tried to change my approach by flying back and launching Ki blasts at her. “Hey! We never said anything about energy blasts.” She said as she dodged my Ki blasts and went to where I wanted her to as I kicked her in the head knocking her into a nearby plateau. “You okay?” I asked flying closer as I heard mumblings and an blue ball forming “...hameha!” Derpy shouted as I narrowly dodged a Kamehameha. “Where did you learn that technique?” I screamed as she rushed me we traded blows and after a while we got tired out. “That was fun” Derpy said. “ Yeah it was but seriously where did you learn the Kamehameha?” “I learned it from Kami, an old man living on the lookout.” I looked at her “Could you take me there?” “I would have to ask but if he says yes then sure.” “Okay.” I said as I yawned. “You need a place to sleep for the night I live alone with my daughter so I have a spare bed.” Derpy offered. As I had no other option I said yes and we flew back off to Ponyville. Off to meet Kami, Lamps training begins“Mom there is a pink goo monster on our couch” was the first thing I heard when I woke up. I saw a little unicorn girl hiding behind Derpy. “Morning Derpy.” I said groggy. “Quick mom get it before it escapes.” the kid said. “Dinky this is Lamp she’s going to be staying with us for a while.” Derpy said “Nice to meet you Dinky.” i said as she hid behind Derpy. “She’s just shy don’t worry it’s not you.” “Okay, thanks.” I said waking up and sitting up.”What’s for breakfast?” I asked. Derpy quickly went to her kitchen and answered with “Pancakes.” I quickly got off my butt and ran towards the dining room before sitting at a chair. “Hey that's my chair.” Dinky said as I got up and moved chairs.”Thank you Miss Lamp.” “It’s just Lamp.” I said as the pancakes were brought in “Thank you Derpy.” I said My second Nanny always told me to say please and thank you. “Your welcome Lamp.” Derp said as Dinky looked at me turning a orange into a cupcake. “Hey why does she get a morning cupcake?” Dinky said as I quickly ate it. “What cupcake?” I said swallowing. “Nice try Lamp but you have frosting on your chin, Next time make it pink frosting so we can’t tell.” Derpy joked as I wiped the frosting off my chin.”Anyway I’m heading to the lookout today Dinky and Lamp will be bringing you to school today okay?” Derpy asked as Dinky looked at her. “Great as if i wasn’t bullied enough I can now add friend of freak to the list of things ponies will bully me for.” Dinky said under her breath as I realised I could hear it. “Are you being bullied in school?” I asked as she went red. “No what would make you think that?” She said stammering. “Alright.” I said not believing her I was going to have a word with her teacher when I got there. “Dinky if you're being bullied please tell me.” Derpy said. “No it's alright mom.” As Derpy flew off for the Lookout I took Dinky to school. “So where is your school?” I asked. “*Sigh* it’s this way follow me.” she said as I followed her to the school. As we walked the way I got more the my fair share of stares as we got to the school. When we arrived I spotted the teacher talking numbers of all the students coming. “Are you the teacher around here?” “Yes I am,” she said looking up and being startled by how I looked “I’m sorry I was expecting a pony not a-” “Majin.” I said “Right I wasn’t expecting a Majin to appear at the school, anyway what can I help you with.” “I’m currently watching Dinky for Derpy and I overheard that she might be bullied.” “I haven't heard that.” she looked at the ground. “Are you sure this is a serious thing to tell me.” “Well I heard her saying that me bringing her to...” I stopped when I heard something. “Hey Blank Flank!” A voice said as I took the teacher’s hand and pulled her towards where I heard the voice coming from. “I heard you're dead eyed mother happened to stumble upon some weird pink freak huh?” The voice said to Dinky. “Diamond Tiara!” The teacher said as the two who were bullying Dinky froze. “How long has this been going on?” She asked “A year.” Dinky said, looking at the ground. “That’s...the whole time Dinky has been going to the school?” The teacher, whom I should really learn her name, said. “You are going to see me after class the three of you.” “Wait three?” I asked “I’m going to talk with Dinky as well.” She the leaned in my ear. “Don’t worry she’s not in trouble I just want to talk to her.” The teacher whispered. “Great when my Daddy hears about this.” “I’ll turn him to candy if he tries anything.” I threatened as both the teacher and the Diamond Tiara looked stunned as I took my leave. As the day went on I took a walk through that forest full of funny looking animals that remembering the large kitty caused me to giggled. But as I headed to the school I say a Pony man speaking to Diamond Tiara...I miss my old tiara’s they were so shiny. “Hello.” I said as the Ponyman gave me a look. “You must be the woman who found out what my daughter was doing.” The ponyman said “But where are my manners I’m Filthy Rich.” “You don’t need to tell me how much money you have...” I said as he laughed. “Oh that is priceless I haven’t heard that joke in a while.” He said as I looked confused. “Oh you were serious ,sorry. My name is Filthy Rich.” “I’m Lamp.” I said as he offered his hand. “Nice to meet you Lamp, though I wish it was under better circumstances.” He said as I was confused. “Under what now?” “Better terms?” “Huh? “I just wish I didn’t meet you when my daughter was revealed to be a bully.” “OH why didn’t you say that.” I said shaking his hand “Nice to meet you.” I said “Anyway I believe Cheerily is ready for us.” Filthy Rich said as we entered the school...which was just one room. “Ah Mr. Rich, miss Majin-” “My name is Lamp.” I corrected. “Right sorry Lamp. Anyway it turns out that Diamond was being a bully to the almost the whole class.” She said as Diamond just snuck into her chair, embarrassed that she had to tell her father. “I thought I raised you better than this Diamond.” Her dad said. “I’m sorry.” She whispered “Sorry is not good enough.” He then turned to Cheerily “Just tell me the truth is she going to be expelled?” “Fortunately for you no...but she is going to have to take some weekend schooling to make up for this...and she lost recess.” Cheerily said. “That’s good, where did you get this behaviour Diamond?” Filthy Rich asked as Diamond was crying. “MOM! I GOT IT FROM MOM!” She screamed and ran out. “I got her.” I said running out and flying at high speed to catch her. “Oh no you don’t.” I said as I caught the crying Diamond. “Let me go!” She screamed as she bit my arm. “OW!” I said accidentally absorbing her gaining a little tiara. Walking to the school Filthy Rich asked “Well where is my daughter?” He asked “Hold on” I said closing my eyes and after a good three minutes I spat her out “Sorry she bit me and I couldn’t stop it.” I said as she ran behind her dad. “What did your mother do Daimond?” He asked as she cred in his arms “You're never home and Mom gave me lessons on how to behave.” “Why don’t you have a nanny for her, i had 6 and I turned out fine...minus the being dropped on my head part.” “I may be rich but I’m not rich enough to hire a full time nanny much less six...” “Guess My family was richer than yours...Never knew what they did.” “Anyway I’m going to speak with your mother about this when we get home.”Filthy took a deep breath “Is there anything else we have to discuss?” “No we pretty much covered it...Unless Dinky has something to say.” Cheerily said as i reaslied Dinky was in the corner reading a book. “No i think Diamonds outburst covered everything.” Dinky said “Wait where's the third kid?” I asked “Oh I sent Silver away with the others we had our talk during the first recess after it was revealed that she too was being bullied.” Cheerily said. “Okay anyway let's take you back Dinky, Derpy might be home now.” I said as Dinky walked to the door. When we got to Derpy’s place I opened the door to see derpy reading mail as I opened the door she looked at me ”where were you I was expecting to see Dinky when I got home?” “It turns out that Dinky was being bullied at school and since I was the closest thing to a legal guardian Dinky had I had to go and deal with it.” I said. Derpy sighed “Look I appreciate what you did but I should have been the one to go to that conference not you.” I looked down “Sorry.” “*Sigh* it's alright I just want to help my daughter sense Kami pulls me away from her every now and then...and her father is well, gone.” Derpy said. “I’m sorry.”I said “Speaking of Kami I’ll take you to the lookout after I take Dinky to school tomorrow.” I smiled “great.” I said. Derpy turned to Dinky “As for you young lady you're grounded for a week for not telling me of your bullying problem.” She said. Dinky looked at her mom “But...but.” “No buts little missy, This could have been dealt with... how long has this been going on?” she asked “A year.” I told her. “A YEAR!” She said as she sat down.”My daughter was being bullied for a whole year and I couldn’t even do anything about it.” she cried. “It's alright Derpy, it's not your fault.” I tried to comfort her. The next day we say Dinky off to school and flew towards the lookout as we got close to it I saw that it looked like the one in Dragon Ball minus the poll at the bottom. “I should warn you if Kami doesn’t think you're worthy he won't train you so be on your best behavior.” she said as we landed I looked around seeing that it was just like the shows lookout... I wonder if there is a hyperbolic time chamber here too? “Hello you must be the one that Derpy asked to be trained.” A voice said as I turned around to see a Namekian. “I take it you’re Kami.” I said bowing. “Yes I am the guardian of this world Kami and who might you be.” “I am Lamp the Majin.” I said. “Yes now that I have a good look at you I recognize you, you're that girl that crashed into our world.” “You know about me?” I asked. “Yes I helped you out in the fight with the changeling queen, You may have knowledge on how to use Ki but your soul couldn’t adapt in time had I not helped you it would have damaged your soul, and I also had to shut your body down for a week to let it adjust to its new changes.” “What would have happened if you didn’t?” I asked “You would have been in tremendous pain.” I didn’t understand the first word but I understood pain and that scared me. “Alright then, what would have happened if you didn’t shut me down? I’m a big girl I can take some pain” I said with a nervous chuckle. “You would have most likely gone insane from the pain and caused major damage to this world even possibly destroying it and countless others.” He said as I looked back In horror. “I would never do that.” I said. “Maybe as you are now but in your insane state you would have turned into a monster and your strength would increase to the point where Derpy may not have been enough to beat you.”I took a step back and wondered does he mean my insane self would just be stronger would I have turned into Kid Lamp similar to Kid buu. “Anyway now that the two of you are acquainted I need to go my daughter is grounded for not telling me about her bullying problem and I need to make sure she’s staying true to her grounding.” Derpy said flying off. I stood there for a minute before I asked “If your Namekian does that mean there are dragon balls on this planet?” I asked before realising “Oh my I’m sorry if that came off as racist I wasn’t trying to be- I stammered as he stopped me. “Don’t worry I am from the dragon clan so I did create dragon balls and surprisingly in the five hundred years I created them they have never been brought together.” “What the password?” I asked “Password?” Kami asked “Yeah like how the earth dragon balls had ‘Rise shenron grant us our wish!’ or the namekian Dragon balls you have to ether speak Namekian or have a namekian be there to wish for you.” I said to his surprise. “Ah now I see what you meant by password are you searching for the dragon balls?” He asked “Well it might be a good Idea to know where they are just incase me or Derpy get killed in battle.” “Yes that might be a good call.” Kami said as he stroked his chin. “I’m just curious but do you have an evil half like earth's Kami had King Piccolo.” “No,no I heard of that tale but no I am not like that Kami I didn’t have darkness in my heart to remove.” Kami said. “You have one last question before we start training. “No I don’t have anymore questions.” I said as he motioned for me to follow. “This is the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, it is a room where a year in here is a day outside.” He said as I just stared at the at the white void it honestly reminded me to last week when I was brought to another white void. ”Do you need time to adjust it can be frightening to see for the first time you enter the chamber.” I took a deep breath and composed myself. “No I think i’m ready.” I turned to see him smiling. “Good we'll start with the basics then.”
The new universe. Enter the Majin LampIt was a dark day as the streets were filled with chaos. As it was the end of the world with riots and looting happening in the streets. I hid in the corner of my apartment waiting for somebody to try to loot my place, and I was terrified to leave and find a safe haven. As hours passed my fears turned to boredom. I got out my DVDs of DBZ and I decided to watch the Buu saga again as it was my favorite saga from DBZ. It had so many great moments from Vegeta's death to SSJ3 to Mr satan actually being useful and so many others great moments. As it was getting to the good part some schmucks kicked down my door. One of them shouted ”Get on your knees.” I looked at them and saw that they had guns I teared up.“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” I cried as they looked at each other before one walked up to me and pointed his gun at my head. “Stop crying!” he ordered “You're a grown woman for god sakes.” He said. “But I’m going to die.” I cried. The armed thugs looked at each other before the one closest to me hit me in the gut with the butt of his rifle “Shut up.” he said. I grabbed my stomach as I curled into a ball on the floor. “Now to make ourselves clear we're taking you to town square and you're not going to cry understand?” The head thug said. “Why are you taking me there?” I asked. “To hang you of course.” he said as I backed up. “March.” the head thug said as he grabbed my hair and pulled me up. As we got to the square I saw that it was about a minute to midnight “Now boys tonight we will make an example of these sinners.” The town's priest said as the other prisoners and I were strung up. “At the stroke of midnight these sinners will hang.” the priest said As the clock went closer to midnight I got more scared for my life. The other prisoners and I pled for our lives. We said that we didn’t deserve this but the town has always been god crazy. I was one of the black sheeps of the town, lived on welfare and didn’t go to church. As the clock struck midnight I heard lever being pulled and the rope dropped and i closed my eyes. As I opened my eyes I saw a white void... it was scary to be honest. I was alone nobody for miles. “ Hello my child ” a voice said scaring me. “ Oh no need to be frightened.” the voice said. “Who’s there?” “ Take a guess.” “Santa?” I guessed “ You're not too bright are you? “Hey!” “ Sorry but it's true. Anyway I am God.” The voice I guessed was God said. “Why am I here am I dead?” “ No you’re not dead… in fact you survived the end of the world, here is your reward.” “Reward for what?” “ What do you know of the Mayan Calendar?” he asked “The Mayan what now?” “ Never mind anyway today was a test to see who would go violent and who would remain peaceful.” “Okay what about the people who were violent to defend people like cops?” I asked. “Well that's a hard question it depends on what they did if they only fought to defend then they may have been brought here but if they were violent enough they were left on earth. “Speaking of earth what happened when millions of people suddenly go missing?” “Well that's why I’m leaving clones of you behind today will have never happened and the world will continues as normal.” “Why clones why not just make people forget we existed?” “Okay last question, as for why I don’t do that is it's going to raise too many questions like why do we have these empty picture frames or who lived in this house? You understand.” he said as I nodded “Alright then you have two choices the first is to just head back to earth and forget that today ever happened or the second is being sent to a new place in the multiverse with some new powers.” “Multiverse?” I asked “Basically I can send you anywhere you want to go like maybe to a Dragon Ball World as a saiyan?” he hinted “No I don’t want to be a saiyan I want to be a majin.” I said as pink goop started to surround me and cover me I tried to scream but as soon as I opened my mouth i was covered in the stuff. “What?” I asked looking at my now pink hands I looked at me and i had similar clothing to Majin Buu only with less baggy pants and an actual shirt to hide my buu-bs. “You’re a Majin now I can teach you some techniques but you're going to have to learn the rest. ” he said as a sharp thing entered the back of my neck and gave me a shock “I gave you the basics of Ki control and flight as well as how to control your body and the basics of martial arts” “Can I get an advance technique please?” I asked giving my best puppy dog eyes “Only one and only because you’re cute, what's the technique?” “Turn to candy” “That should be easy to teach” he said as the wire that was in my neck gave me another shock. “There you should know the technique now… as for where do you want to go as I can no longer send you back to earth”I thought for a moment as there were too many choices before god spoke up “If you want I can pick a world for you” he said as I looked at him. “Okay could you pick a world for me?” I asked as he magicked his hands and a portal opened underneath me and I fell. “Have a safe landing” he said as the portal closed. As I fell I crashed through some windows and turned into a puddle of goo. As I was in this puddle form I over heard voices speak like ’what is that?’ or ‘is that what's threatening canterlot?’ or ‘is this some kind of prank?’. But as they asked those questions I began to regrow back into my normal form saying “Da dun dun da dun, da dun dun da dun” as I fully reformed I began to giggle before I heard a cough and I looked around realising this was a wedding. “Oh my i’m so sorry i’ll just...” I was cut off by a unicorn girl opening the door and the entire hall just looked at her...that's also when I noticed they were all pony people I barely could contain my excitement seeing how cute they were. The bride said something under her breath before crying “Why does she want to ruin my special day?” I got angry at the unicorn girl for daring to ruin a wedding but before I could rush her and kick her out a second Bride came in the seen as everybody gasped I simply went “Dun dun duuuuuun!” “It's not your special day it's mine.” the second bride said as everybody gasped. I simply went “Looks like the groom has some explaining to do… I mean really marrying twins on the same day have you no shame. Were you too cheap to rent the suit and have this all go on a second time?” The second bride looked at me “What no I don't have a twin, she’s a changeling.” Everybody gasped as I just stood there “A what?” I asked confused as I heard a sound behind me and the fake bride that I thought was the original bride was surrounded by green flames and transformed into a bug lady “Of course the villain behind all this Perfect Cell!” I exclaimed as everybody just facepalmed. “Well I appreciate the compliment of being called perfect my name isn’t Cell it is Queen Chrysalis.” she said as I rushed her. “How dare you try to ruin this wedding Cell!” I exclaimed as I rushed her punching her in the face and knocking her back a few inches. “Like I said my name isn’t Cell.” she the launched me to the doors at the back as I got up I noticed that the unicorn lady and the real bride just looked at me “What?” I asked trying to grab my head with my left hand only to find it gone. “Hold on.” I said holding my breath as my arm regrew back. As I got up I saw a white winged unicorn fighting Cell in a beam struggle. I quickly fired a few energy blasts at Cell but as soon as I fired them the winged unicorn fell in front of them knocking her into Cells arms “Sorry those were meant for Cell” I shouted. “My name is not Cell!” Cell shouted as she fired a beam at me cutting me in half...i just returned to normal a few seconds later “So you can regenerate.” Cell said. “Yeah and so can you namekian DNA remember?” i said as she tried to shoot me again “I. AM. NOT. THIS. CELL!” she screamed as the unicorn girl and some other pony people ran out of the building. I had the thought to follow them they might have the key to defeating Cell. I flew above them before the rainbow haired winged one stopped me “Hey what are you doing?” he asked “I’m following you mister.” I said as he got mad “I’m a girl you idiot.” she said slapping me. I looked at him realising that he was a her “Oh sorry mam.” I said. “Rainbow stop that...what what are you?” The unicorn girl asked. “I’m a Majin” I said “What's your name miss majin?” the unicorn asked a s I looked around ‘Crap I didn't’ think of a name. Think lara, think..’ i thought to myself as I saw a lamp “My name is...Lamp.” I said as I was internally screaming. “Nice to meet you Lamp.” the pink one said. “So what are your names?” I asked. The unicorn girl spoke up “I’m Twilight Sparkle” She pointed to the rainbow haired one “That's Rainbow Dash.” she then pointed to the one in the cowboy hat “Thats Applejack.” “Like the cereal?” I asked. “What i don’t know of any cereal named after me.” Applejack said. “Anyway” Twilight said pointing to the pink one “this is Pinkie Pie” she said as Pinkie got too close to me which itself was weird as I was flying. “Hitherewhatsyourfavoritkindofcupcakecanyoueatcupcakeshowcanyounotlikecupcakes?” Pinkie asked as I simply said “I heard the word cupcake will there be cupcakes?” I asked. “No there aren't any cupcakes now come on let's find the elements like the princess ordered.”Twilight said as as white unicorn coughed “Oh right Lamp this is Rarity and Fluttershy.” she said. “Hi.” i said meekly before we all ran into the courtyard of the castle where we surrounded by “Cell Jrs.” I said as all the Cell Jrs. facepalmed at once “I don’t know what Cell is or what Cell Jrs are but these are not them they are changelings.” Twilight said. I didn’t listen as I kicked one of the Cell Jrs. In the head and launched a few ki blasts at a group of Cell jrs. “Get to wherever you're heading i will hold them off.” I said as I was surrounded by Cell Jrs. “Let's go” I said fight back them. As I was dragged into the throne room I saw the six pony people that I had sent to gather whatever they were trying to get. I just looked up to see Cell or Queen Chrysalis as the Changelings drilled into my head standing over me. “Well looks like we found the second pink nuisance now to put you in a cocoon” she said “Yeah i have three words for you.” I said as she got closer “And what are those words?” “Turn to candy” I said as my antenna glowed pink and hit a nearby changeling as I guess they were called and turned it into a cookie. “What are you the spawn of Discord’s?” she asked as I broke free and made it to the bride and groom but not before eating the cookie that the changeling turned into. I blasted the groom free with a Ki blast and told him “Listen take her and run” I said as he tried to stand up. “No I need to protect Cadence.” he said barely standing. “Look I may have a way for you to help.” I said as I pulled a part of me off and placed it on him as he wondered what I just did as it began to grow and I absorbed him turning my clothing into golden armor. “Well that is interesting...” Chrysalis said as I kicked her in the face. “Gah” she screamed as she was sent into a wall as I fired a bunch of Ki blasts at said wall.”THAT'S IT!” Chrysalis cried out as I placed a barrier around her and threw her out of the room I quickly followed her as she broke out of the barrier. “Great time to go” I said as I tried to blast her out of the sky and decided to get in close and spin kick her into the castle before launching a flurry of energy blasts at the room. As I flew down to see the unconscious Queen I decided to bring her back to the hall where those girls where as I had no idea what to do with her...I didn’t want to kill her as I had fun fighting her and they would probably hate me for killing her. “Hey.” I said dragging the body into the room. “Did you...” Twilight asked “No she’s alive don’t have the strength to kill her.” I said before remembering I was still wearing the golden armor so I closed my eyes and entered myself to find where I put captain armor and dragged him out. “Cadence.” he said dragging himself to his fiancee to hug her “I’m sorry.” “It's alright Shining.” Cadence said as they hugged before a barrier started to form around them launching the nearby changelings away as well as launching me too. When I came too I was in this spooky forest. ”Hello?” I asked as an owl hooted at me. I quickly got down from the tree I was in and saw a dirt path, “Okay flying or walking...” I thought for a second before noticing something “Oh look a bunny” I said following the bunny down the road.
Welcome to Ponyvile. Derpy's new friendAs I walked down the path I saw a small cottage near the edge of the woods. The bunny I was chasing ran into a hole in the cottage I politely knocked at the door trying to catch the bunny. “Hello?” I called out wondering if this house was abandoned or part of some animal sanctuary, As I looked around the door opened and a whisper came through the crack “Umm hello?” the familiar voice asked “Yes i’m looking for a white bunny that ran in here.” I said looking around hoping to find bunny. “You mean Angel?” the voice whispered. “Is that the little guy’s name?” I asked finally looking at who I was talking too only to see a hand hiding behind the door. “Wait Fluttershy?” I said recognizing the small bit of pink hair. “Have we met?” she asked as she pulled her head out to the crack in the door. “Lamp?” Fluttershy asked. “That's my name.” I said as I noticed the bunny, I quickly ran in and hugged the thing before realising I had just burst into somebody's house, I turned to Fluttershy who was on the floor holding her nose “Oh are you okay?” I asked. “Y-yeah I just bumped my nose on the door when you barged in” “I am so sorry her let me try something.” I said as my antenna started to glow “Hold still.” I said as I tried to heal the wound but as soon as I removed her hands from her nose blood started to come out “I’m sorry I thought I could help.” I said remembering Buu’s healing technique. “It's alright Lamp you didn’t mean it.” she said getting up. “Fluttershy, you home?” A voice asked as Rainbow came in the door and saw me and a bleeding Fluttershy ”What did you do to her?” she asked tackling me and when I was on the ground she started to punch my face, I barely managed to get her off me with a good vase to the face. “I knew you were bad news the moment you-” she was cut off by Fluttershy. “Rainbow, stop it! She didn’t mean to hurt me she was just chasing Angel bunny. Now both of you apologize.” “I’m sorry I rushed you” “I’m sorry I hit you with a vase; also sorry for the vase Fluttershy.” “Good.” Fluttershy said as angel brought down a box of tissues “Thank you Angel.” she said handing him a nearby carrot. “Anyway I think we should take you to ponyville Lamp.” “Why?” “To meet with Twilight she has questions for you.” “Okay can we get food it feels like I haven't eaten in a week.” The two have looked at each other before Fluttershy asked “What have you been doing since we saw you last week?” I looked at them “No I haven’t been here for a week it's only been a few hours since I saw you” They again looked at each other “The wedding was a week ago Lamp.” I couldn’t believe it I actually haven't eaten anything in a week that and I actually napped in a tree for that long too. “That must have been one comfy tree because it feels like only a few hours have passed.” “Anyway let's take you to town.” As I entered the town I sensed a powerful energy source coming from one of these houses but I completely forgot about it when I saw a “COOKIE HOUSE!” I screamed as I tried to eat it. “Lamp no put that down it's not to eat.” Fluttershy said. “But cookie house.” i said as they dragged me away my arms stretching and honestly it kinda hurt both the arms stretching and the fact I couldn’t eat the cookie house. “Anyway we're here.” Rainbow said “She lives in a tree?” I asked “weird.” “Said the pink goo monster.”Rainbow said “Alien.” I corrected as they looked at me. “Alright then, not going to question it just go inside.” Rainbow said As I entered I saw a little lizard reading a book “Hello I’m looking for Twilight” I said The lizard looked at me before calling down Twilight “Twilight, you got a visitor.” “Who is it Spike?” Twilight called out “Hold on.” spike said before looking up to see me “Umm... what's your name?” he asked. “Lamp. My name is Majin Lamp.” I said “Really Lamp that's your name, whatever.” he said as he called out “It's a girl named Lamp.” Twilight rushed down the stairs and greeted me “I have so many questions for you.” she said before turning to Spike “Spike could you please go somewhere maybe Pinkie needs your help.” she said as he took his book and left. “So what did you want to see me for?” I asked all innocent. “Well I wanted to ask some questions about what happened last week.” Twilight said. “Okay.” “First. What were those energy blasts you were shooting and how did you produce them?” Twilight asked as I remained silent “... Umm could you answer the question please?” “Could you repeat it in english not space man.” I said confused. “Okay how did you shoot those lasers from your hands?” “Oh you mean my ki blasts yeah I just hold my hand out like this think about shooting then...” I was cut off by me firing a Ki blast at Twilight’s head. “Oh crud I am soo sorry I didn’t mean to hit you.” “It's alright talking rutabaga i'm perfectly cabbage.” she said before falling unconscious. I began to shake her up. “Come on wake up Twilight.” I said slapping her. I then saw a sink in the other room and quickly went to grab a glass of water to throw it on her. “Gasp! … what happened?” Twilight asked. “I accidentally hit you in the head with a ki blast.” I said. “Oh okay.” She said getting up and writing something in her notebook before turning to me “What did you do to my brother at the wedding?” She asked. I thought for a second who was her brother again wa she the one I absorbed? “Was he the guy I absorbed?” I asked. “Absorbed?” she asked “Yeah its an ability we Majins have, we can absorb anyone to add their power to our own changing our clothes as well.” “Alright.” she said writing more things down in her note book. “That explains why you had golden armor in the fight with Chrysalis and please don’t correct me by saying it was Cell who ever that is.” “Cell is… how should I explain this, he’s a mixture of the galaxy's strongest warriors...most of them at least he doesn’t have Majin Buu or any of Babidi's minions who were stronger than him.” Twilight was stunned to hear that but she quickly snapped out of it and wrote down in her note book “By the way whatcha writing?” She looked at me “I can’t say sorry.” I wanted to grab her notebook and read it but my stomach growling stopped me “I’m hungry.” I said as she checked the clock. “I think it's time. Let's take you to Sugarcube Corner there Is a surprise waiting for you.” Twilight said as I jumped in the air and flew out the open door...before coming back in and asking “Ummm where’s Sugarcube Corner?” Twilight rolled her eyes and grabbed my hand pulling me towards the cookie house “This is Sugarcube Corner, Lamp.” she said as she saw me drooling over cookie house. “Come on let's head inside.” Twilight said dragging me inside. “Wait what about the cookie people that live here.” I asked as Twilight stopped. “Cookie people?” “Yeah cookie people that live in the cookie house.” ”I’m not going to question that and just come on you’ll meet the ‘cookie people’” she said. All i could say way a very quiet “Yay” as we entered it I felt around 30 power levels they were faint apart form one very strong one. “Hold on Twilight I feel something there are people in there.” I said as the lights turned on. “Surprise!” the pony people said half heartedly as I unintentionally ruined the surprise. “Aw... you ruined the surprise Lamp. This was a surprise party for you.” “Oh I’m so sorry I didn't mean to spoil it I just sensed a few small energy signatures and one extremely powerful one.” Rainbow stepped up “And obviously the high power comes from my awesomeness” she said as I shook my head “No. The powers coming from her.” I said pointing to a grey furred blond pony person. “Derpy?” Rainbow and Twilight said as Derpy looked at me and waved smiling. “Okay I think whatever your power sensing thing is, it’s broken. She can’t be a powerful fighter, she’s too clumsy.” Derpy just came up to me. “Hello.” Derpy said. “Hi I’m Lamp” I said “Hello Lamp I’m muffins but everybody calls me Derpy.” “Why do they call you Derpy?” “My eyes and clumsiness.” “So how did you get so strong?” “I’m strong?” “Yeah I could sense you as soon as I entered the town you're really strong.” I said as my stomach growled again “Can we talk about this later I really need something to eat.” she nodded and I went to the table with the food and started pigging out which turned people off from talking to me. “Pinkie, when you said there was going to be a new pony in town we thought it was going to be a pony… not whatever she is” A pony said “Well she did help save Equestria from the changelings.” Pinkie said as I stopped eating and listened in. “That may be but we don’t know where she came from for all we know she could be a demon from Tartarus.” Another pony said “Did you see that damage she did to canterlot castle there is no way she is a friend.” A third pony said “Well remember Zecora she wasn’t a pony and we all treated her horribly before we got to know her.” “Yeah and at least she’s a pony we don’t know what she is-” The pony was cut off by me grabbing her shoulder. “My third nanny always said if you don’t have something nice to say about someone don’t say anything at all.” I said as the pony froze in fear. “Y-yes mam.” the pony person said as I let go she ran away. “Hey Twilight what happened to your head it looks bruised?” Rainbow asked “I accidentally hit her with a ki blast.” I said as Rainbow looked angry. “What is your problem first you ‘accidentally’ hit Fluttershy now Twilight. Are you trying to make us hate you!?” Rainbow said. I took a deep breath “Well if you must know my first nanny dropped me on my head as a baby.” I said as I turned to Pinkie. “Thanks for the food but I have to go.” I said as I flew out of the cookie house as everypony looked at rainbow dash. “I’ll go after her.” Derpy said walking outside and flying at speeds that made Rainbow jealous. I found a mountain top to sit on as I started crying “Why don’t they like me?” I asked as Derpy came by and sat next to me. “Tough day, huh?” “I woke up in a tree and learned I have been asleep for a week.” I said “It's worse if you add what happened a week ago.” I cried. “We all have days like that it’s what you do after that matters.” “I guess.” “Anyway you said you could sense my power do you want to fight?” Derpy asked as I looked at her confused. “What?” “Were fight you and I and sometimes the best way to get to know someone is through a fight...you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” Derpy said as I wiped the tears from my eyes and stood up. “Yeah let’s fight...I mean what’s the worst that can happen?” I asked. An hour of flying later we found a nice wasteland to fight in “Is this necessary?” I asked. “Yes.” Derpy replied. “Alright then let's fight” I said as I rushed her only to have her block my hit and counter with a good bunch to the gut. I tried to change my approach by flying back and launching Ki blasts at her. “Hey! We never said anything about energy blasts.” She said as she dodged my Ki blasts and went to where I wanted her to as I kicked her in the head knocking her into a nearby plateau. “You okay?” I asked flying closer as I heard mumblings and an blue ball forming “...hameha!” Derpy shouted as I narrowly dodged a Kamehameha. “Where did you learn that technique?” I screamed as she rushed me we traded blows and after a while we got tired out. “That was fun” Derpy said. “ Yeah it was but seriously where did you learn the Kamehameha?” “I learned it from Kami, an old man living on the lookout.” I looked at her “Could you take me there?” “I would have to ask but if he says yes then sure.” “Okay.” I said as I yawned. “You need a place to sleep for the night I live alone with my daughter so I have a spare bed.” Derpy offered. As I had no other option I said yes and we flew back off to Ponyville.
Off to meet Kami, Lamps training begins“Mom there is a pink goo monster on our couch” was the first thing I heard when I woke up. I saw a little unicorn girl hiding behind Derpy. “Morning Derpy.” I said groggy. “Quick mom get it before it escapes.” the kid said. “Dinky this is Lamp she’s going to be staying with us for a while.” Derpy said “Nice to meet you Dinky.” i said as she hid behind Derpy. “She’s just shy don’t worry it’s not you.” “Okay, thanks.” I said waking up and sitting up.”What’s for breakfast?” I asked. Derpy quickly went to her kitchen and answered with “Pancakes.” I quickly got off my butt and ran towards the dining room before sitting at a chair. “Hey that's my chair.” Dinky said as I got up and moved chairs.”Thank you Miss Lamp.” “It’s just Lamp.” I said as the pancakes were brought in “Thank you Derpy.” I said My second Nanny always told me to say please and thank you. “Your welcome Lamp.” Derp said as Dinky looked at me turning a orange into a cupcake. “Hey why does she get a morning cupcake?” Dinky said as I quickly ate it. “What cupcake?” I said swallowing. “Nice try Lamp but you have frosting on your chin, Next time make it pink frosting so we can’t tell.” Derpy joked as I wiped the frosting off my chin.”Anyway I’m heading to the lookout today Dinky and Lamp will be bringing you to school today okay?” Derpy asked as Dinky looked at her. “Great as if i wasn’t bullied enough I can now add friend of freak to the list of things ponies will bully me for.” Dinky said under her breath as I realised I could hear it. “Are you being bullied in school?” I asked as she went red. “No what would make you think that?” She said stammering. “Alright.” I said not believing her I was going to have a word with her teacher when I got there. “Dinky if you're being bullied please tell me.” Derpy said. “No it's alright mom.” As Derpy flew off for the Lookout I took Dinky to school. “So where is your school?” I asked. “*Sigh* it’s this way follow me.” she said as I followed her to the school. As we walked the way I got more the my fair share of stares as we got to the school. When we arrived I spotted the teacher talking numbers of all the students coming. “Are you the teacher around here?” “Yes I am,” she said looking up and being startled by how I looked “I’m sorry I was expecting a pony not a-” “Majin.” I said “Right I wasn’t expecting a Majin to appear at the school, anyway what can I help you with.” “I’m currently watching Dinky for Derpy and I overheard that she might be bullied.” “I haven't heard that.” she looked at the ground. “Are you sure this is a serious thing to tell me.” “Well I heard her saying that me bringing her to...” I stopped when I heard something. “Hey Blank Flank!” A voice said as I took the teacher’s hand and pulled her towards where I heard the voice coming from. “I heard you're dead eyed mother happened to stumble upon some weird pink freak huh?” The voice said to Dinky. “Diamond Tiara!” The teacher said as the two who were bullying Dinky froze. “How long has this been going on?” She asked “A year.” Dinky said, looking at the ground. “That’s...the whole time Dinky has been going to the school?” The teacher, whom I should really learn her name, said. “You are going to see me after class the three of you.” “Wait three?” I asked “I’m going to talk with Dinky as well.” She the leaned in my ear. “Don’t worry she’s not in trouble I just want to talk to her.” The teacher whispered. “Great when my Daddy hears about this.” “I’ll turn him to candy if he tries anything.” I threatened as both the teacher and the Diamond Tiara looked stunned as I took my leave. As the day went on I took a walk through that forest full of funny looking animals that remembering the large kitty caused me to giggled. But as I headed to the school I say a Pony man speaking to Diamond Tiara...I miss my old tiara’s they were so shiny. “Hello.” I said as the Ponyman gave me a look. “You must be the woman who found out what my daughter was doing.” The ponyman said “But where are my manners I’m Filthy Rich.” “You don’t need to tell me how much money you have...” I said as he laughed. “Oh that is priceless I haven’t heard that joke in a while.” He said as I looked confused. “Oh you were serious ,sorry. My name is Filthy Rich.” “I’m Lamp.” I said as he offered his hand. “Nice to meet you Lamp, though I wish it was under better circumstances.” He said as I was confused. “Under what now?” “Better terms?” “Huh? “I just wish I didn’t meet you when my daughter was revealed to be a bully.” “OH why didn’t you say that.” I said shaking his hand “Nice to meet you.” I said “Anyway I believe Cheerily is ready for us.” Filthy Rich said as we entered the school...which was just one room. “Ah Mr. Rich, miss Majin-” “My name is Lamp.” I corrected. “Right sorry Lamp. Anyway it turns out that Diamond was being a bully to the almost the whole class.” She said as Diamond just snuck into her chair, embarrassed that she had to tell her father. “I thought I raised you better than this Diamond.” Her dad said. “I’m sorry.” She whispered “Sorry is not good enough.” He then turned to Cheerily “Just tell me the truth is she going to be expelled?” “Fortunately for you no...but she is going to have to take some weekend schooling to make up for this...and she lost recess.” Cheerily said. “That’s good, where did you get this behaviour Diamond?” Filthy Rich asked as Diamond was crying. “MOM! I GOT IT FROM MOM!” She screamed and ran out. “I got her.” I said running out and flying at high speed to catch her. “Oh no you don’t.” I said as I caught the crying Diamond. “Let me go!” She screamed as she bit my arm. “OW!” I said accidentally absorbing her gaining a little tiara. Walking to the school Filthy Rich asked “Well where is my daughter?” He asked “Hold on” I said closing my eyes and after a good three minutes I spat her out “Sorry she bit me and I couldn’t stop it.” I said as she ran behind her dad. “What did your mother do Daimond?” He asked as she cred in his arms “You're never home and Mom gave me lessons on how to behave.” “Why don’t you have a nanny for her, i had 6 and I turned out fine...minus the being dropped on my head part.” “I may be rich but I’m not rich enough to hire a full time nanny much less six...” “Guess My family was richer than yours...Never knew what they did.” “Anyway I’m going to speak with your mother about this when we get home.”Filthy took a deep breath “Is there anything else we have to discuss?” “No we pretty much covered it...Unless Dinky has something to say.” Cheerily said as i reaslied Dinky was in the corner reading a book. “No i think Diamonds outburst covered everything.” Dinky said “Wait where's the third kid?” I asked “Oh I sent Silver away with the others we had our talk during the first recess after it was revealed that she too was being bullied.” Cheerily said. “Okay anyway let's take you back Dinky, Derpy might be home now.” I said as Dinky walked to the door. When we got to Derpy’s place I opened the door to see derpy reading mail as I opened the door she looked at me ”where were you I was expecting to see Dinky when I got home?” “It turns out that Dinky was being bullied at school and since I was the closest thing to a legal guardian Dinky had I had to go and deal with it.” I said. Derpy sighed “Look I appreciate what you did but I should have been the one to go to that conference not you.” I looked down “Sorry.” “*Sigh* it's alright I just want to help my daughter sense Kami pulls me away from her every now and then...and her father is well, gone.” Derpy said. “I’m sorry.”I said “Speaking of Kami I’ll take you to the lookout after I take Dinky to school tomorrow.” I smiled “great.” I said. Derpy turned to Dinky “As for you young lady you're grounded for a week for not telling me of your bullying problem.” She said. Dinky looked at her mom “But...but.” “No buts little missy, This could have been dealt with... how long has this been going on?” she asked “A year.” I told her. “A YEAR!” She said as she sat down.”My daughter was being bullied for a whole year and I couldn’t even do anything about it.” she cried. “It's alright Derpy, it's not your fault.” I tried to comfort her. The next day we say Dinky off to school and flew towards the lookout as we got close to it I saw that it looked like the one in Dragon Ball minus the poll at the bottom. “I should warn you if Kami doesn’t think you're worthy he won't train you so be on your best behavior.” she said as we landed I looked around seeing that it was just like the shows lookout... I wonder if there is a hyperbolic time chamber here too? “Hello you must be the one that Derpy asked to be trained.” A voice said as I turned around to see a Namekian. “I take it you’re Kami.” I said bowing. “Yes I am the guardian of this world Kami and who might you be.” “I am Lamp the Majin.” I said. “Yes now that I have a good look at you I recognize you, you're that girl that crashed into our world.” “You know about me?” I asked. “Yes I helped you out in the fight with the changeling queen, You may have knowledge on how to use Ki but your soul couldn’t adapt in time had I not helped you it would have damaged your soul, and I also had to shut your body down for a week to let it adjust to its new changes.” “What would have happened if you didn’t?” I asked “You would have been in tremendous pain.” I didn’t understand the first word but I understood pain and that scared me. “Alright then, what would have happened if you didn’t shut me down? I’m a big girl I can take some pain” I said with a nervous chuckle. “You would have most likely gone insane from the pain and caused major damage to this world even possibly destroying it and countless others.” He said as I looked back In horror. “I would never do that.” I said. “Maybe as you are now but in your insane state you would have turned into a monster and your strength would increase to the point where Derpy may not have been enough to beat you.”I took a step back and wondered does he mean my insane self would just be stronger would I have turned into Kid Lamp similar to Kid buu. “Anyway now that the two of you are acquainted I need to go my daughter is grounded for not telling me about her bullying problem and I need to make sure she’s staying true to her grounding.” Derpy said flying off. I stood there for a minute before I asked “If your Namekian does that mean there are dragon balls on this planet?” I asked before realising “Oh my I’m sorry if that came off as racist I wasn’t trying to be- I stammered as he stopped me. “Don’t worry I am from the dragon clan so I did create dragon balls and surprisingly in the five hundred years I created them they have never been brought together.” “What the password?” I asked “Password?” Kami asked “Yeah like how the earth dragon balls had ‘Rise shenron grant us our wish!’ or the namekian Dragon balls you have to ether speak Namekian or have a namekian be there to wish for you.” I said to his surprise. “Ah now I see what you meant by password are you searching for the dragon balls?” He asked “Well it might be a good Idea to know where they are just incase me or Derpy get killed in battle.” “Yes that might be a good call.” Kami said as he stroked his chin. “I’m just curious but do you have an evil half like earth's Kami had King Piccolo.” “No,no I heard of that tale but no I am not like that Kami I didn’t have darkness in my heart to remove.” Kami said. “You have one last question before we start training. “No I don’t have anymore questions.” I said as he motioned for me to follow. “This is the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, it is a room where a year in here is a day outside.” He said as I just stared at the at the white void it honestly reminded me to last week when I was brought to another white void. ”Do you need time to adjust it can be frightening to see for the first time you enter the chamber.” I took a deep breath and composed myself. “No I think i’m ready.” I turned to see him smiling. “Good we'll start with the basics then.”
