An attempt at a deconstruction and application of the widely-taken "Rainbow Dash is a homosexual" fanon belief. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are up to their usual antics when they choose Applejack as their next victim for pranking. However, one slip-up makes everything take a detour to tragic proportions. This oneshot is also told by the POV of Pinkie Pie, and following chapters will be told from third-person perspective.