You know the story.
Guy goes to con.
Guy buys item.
Guy goes to Equestria.

Here's what's different. I went as the Lich King. You're probably thinking. "Oh the Lich King! He's OP! With his army of rotting corpses and Frostmourne! Huurdur!" Yeah, I did you one better... I'm the Lich King, if the Lich King was a Space Marine in Enscorcelled Dragonbone Eldar Rune-Etched Mk8 Artificer Power Armor. How's that for OP?

So while exploring a Comic Con with a rather nice yet odd couple, I come across a booth selling stuff that would complete any con-goers costume. Said booth is manned by, you guessed it, The Merchant. And, after buying a few too many things what does the Merchant say?

"Here's your stuff, but I am not strong enough to you to Equestria as loaded up as you are. I mean.... Damn..."
"Okay... well what happens now?"
"I'm referring you to my boss, don't worry she already knows knows."
"Okay, where's your boss?"
"Oh, you've already met her. Just go see her and you'll be on your way... You obscenely powerful Lich Marine."

Long story short, I find his boss. I buy something, I get sent to Equestria.

However...

I can't tell where or when I am.

I feel.... wrong. Out of sorts. Like I woke up after not getting enough sleep.

I'm separated from my friends. I can't stop setting things on fire. Everything that comes close to me dies, or sets on fire, or both. I can't everything that dies comes back as a zombie.

I don't know how my powers work and the only thing I wanna do is find a spot to sit for a bit and take a nap.

I just need a nice nap so I can get my head straight. Is that so much to ask?

It lives again!
This is inspired by Monster Is as Monster Does by Weapons_X.

Character tags are subject to change as the story advances in the timeline.

Warning: Contains Language, Blood, Gore, Copious Amounts of Death (duh), Sexual innuendo, and quite possibly Enuff Dakka.

Wow Featured on June 4th. Really? Another of my stories got featured? Why?

I do not own MLP, Warhammer 40,000, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Warcraft or any other thing I may reference within the story. All rights go to their respective owners.