Equestria is a country that prides itself on being pure, but every palace has a court jester.

A rise in drug use has caused mass hysteria within the Equestrian Government. The newest Princess, Twilight Sparkle, has made it her personal duty to fight off drug use within her home. Certain medications have been banned from entering Equestrian soil and prescription drugs have become harder to acquire. While this has had positive effects, many Ponies have suffered from these changes. Some seek solace, so they turn to citizens who play by different rules.

One such stallion is Shrub Pot, an Earth Pony who resides in Baltimare. While initially believing his cutie mark showed his dedication towards plants, Shrub Pot now dedicates himself to another line of work. Known by his customers as Herb Shop, he sells “Purple Dream”, a ground up flowering plant that acts as a depressant. Despite allegations, Shrub stands by his product and believes that one day it could be legalized.

Shrub Pot travels as Herb Shop around Equestria to sell and get paid. His time doing business has introduced him to many other conglomerates in the drug trade. However, what Shrub Pot doesn’t realize is that Herb Shop has a profile, a profile that says he’s the biggest threat in Equestrian History...

Warning: this story contains heavy implications and the act of drug use and sexual activity. Dark Tag is used for dubious situations and

7/12: After some consideration, the Dark tag does not really fit what will happen in this story.