
My strange friends, clinical insanity is magic.
Disclaimer: The EBL (Equestrian Board of Literature) has rated this book BBGO (Big Boys and Girls Only) for:
Drug use
Use of alcohol
scenes of graphic and descriptive violence
graphic scenes of sexual intercourse
graphic descriptions of interspecies sex
graphic descriptions of disturbing scenes
Scenes of graphic and cruel brutality
scenes of graphic animal cruelty
liberal use of course language
use of racial and/or ethnic slurs
use of controversial and/or unsettling topics
blood and gore
Update: Done. I really don't know what to do now. Danny finally got a life and moved, so I can't just stop by at his place and do writing with him all the time. So I guess this is the part where i tell you there's no sequel, so be sad I suppose.
Anyway, description: Generic and shallow characters, bad writing, and its a dark, adventure comedy. It appeals to those who need a pick-me-up. If you need a laugh, read this sick filth. Otherwise, go home.
note to people who read the description: waifufags and husbandofags are permitted and encouraged. So get out there and comment about waifus.





31 Chapters:
- Prologue, what is this? I don't even... 2012-07-18 16:52:14 UTC1900
- the road to Zi... nevermind 2012-07-18 17:01:23 UTC2206
- The pink menace 2012-07-18 17:07:15 UTC1744
- Foreigner has a song for this somewhere. I'm sure of it. 2012-07-18 17:16:19 UTC2818
- ...In another castle. 2012-07-18 17:35:30 UTC2952
- Adventures with Ahzek 2012-07-17 18:35:45 UTC2304
- oh ho It's Magic 2012-07-18 22:19:46 UTC3158
- The hell are we wearing? 2012-07-29 06:22:02 UTC2347
- A True Evil 2012-07-31 00:58:08 UTC4075
- Got Some Time to Kill 2012-07-31 06:29:34 UTC2801
- Fifty Shades of F***ed 2012-09-13 21:34:44 UTC1955
- le chapitre visage de palme 2012-09-22 02:25:10 UTC1345
- Pretty much just drugs and sex 2012-10-20 07:53:59 UTC1523
- mi nem tetszik, nem az, de mi lesz, mint azok nem 2012-11-03 04:53:40 UTC2621
- Insanity. 2012-11-27 02:43:28 UTC1570
- Now with 20% more Danny 2012-12-01 06:13:17 UTC933
- 3000 view special 2012-12-01 09:37:45 UTC1232
- Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: Chapter Title: ... 2012-12-11 16:18:13 UTC1959
- In which Danny commences his relentless siege on the fourth wall. 2012-12-18 01:26:10 UTC1716
- Like a muthafucking, awesome, pussy getting, ass grabbing, titty touching, sensitive and totally not misogynistic BAWS. 2012-12-28 09:23:49 UTC2219
- 'Till death do us part. 2013-01-02 10:50:43 UTC7647
- What the fuck am I? 2013-01-03 01:44:51 UTC3876
- A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to. 2013-01-20 09:49:55 UTC2987
- The plot thickens to a consistency of shit. 2013-01-19 10:53:50 UTC7135
- Sex. No violence, no story, no character development. This is bestial sex. Period. 2013-01-19 10:54:09 UTC1668
- This ain't a scene it's a goddamned arms race. 2013-01-27 07:45:09 UTC5804
- Omnicidal maniac with a bad appetite. And I'm supposed to be the good one. 2013-01-29 06:25:53 UTC5995
- 6000 viewers. More people saw this than people who saw In the Name of the King. 2013-02-10 21:54:27 UTC1034
- The End 2013-04-13 04:18:19 UTC273
- The rest of everything. 2013-05-04 22:52:34 UTC8231
- Coming sometime in the future of a certain time continuum, 2013-12-08 17:31:24 UTC588