Spikes Night Job

It was 5Am in the sleepy town of ponyville, and with the exception of a few people out jogging. If one were to enter the castle of friendship, you’d see very wide open spaces and empty halls that could fit hundreds of people that much space for one person would probably make anyone feel lonely. Inside a bedroom laid a lone figure, princess Twilight Sparkle in her white nightgown, she was no exception, she had to admit it got lonesome in there, but luckily for her she always had Starlight her number one assistant and best friend in the world Spike was supposed to be in his bed, but a look-over his room would show it was completely empty, so where could he be?

Just outside the town a lone figure appeared from a cluster of bushes where he had been hiding something quickly and was now running feverishly toward the castle, he was wearing a long purple trench coat over a black shirt with a serpentine purple dragon on the front, he had long green spikey hair that would jostle infront of his eyes while he ran quickly and quietly through the streets as he hurried. His pants were, long, black and baggy and under that was a pair black and purple combat boots.

Still under his trench coat you’d see an assortment of weapons ranging from two long barreled revolvers, to shurikins, smoke grenades and some spherical objects the size of tennis balls designed for who knows what. The figure stops at the castle of friendship, he looks at his watch to see it was 5:58 AM.

“Shit! I’m goanna run out of time!” The figure said as the raced towards the centre of the castle, who was he? An assassin here to kill the princess, a thief here to take what he could grab and run?

Meanwhile….

“Beepbeeepbeeepbeep!!!! Click” the alarm clock went off before being hastily being shut off by the hand of the rooms occupant. She lifted herself up from bed and stretched her arms wings and legs, she was no other than the princess of friendship Twilight Sparkle who had just woken up from a satisfying, albeit lonely, sleep.

“Hmm…weird, usually I’d smell Spikes cooking by now, don’t tell me I have to wake his lazy butt, I swear that boy is 19 years old and still is the same kid now he was years ago,” She said to herself as she walked out of her room and towards the kitchen where she hoped the young man would be.

Following this train of thought she began thinking about Spike and just how he had changed since they arrived in ponyville, he was taller than her now by five inches, his reptilian eyes were much more noticeable and ne was growing pretty muscular but not overly so, she had to admit she spent a lot more time admiring his long toned arms than she was comfortable admit-.

“No Twilight! You can’t have thoughts like that about Spike; he’s like a brother to you, right?” She said to herself as she passed by Starlight’s room peeking inside to see she was still asleep and headed for the kitchen; she was confused when she didn’t hear anything at all until she heard the familiar tone of her best friend Spike singing his favorite little tune he made up.

“Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got shocked with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy,” she heard him sing as she walked into the kitchen to see him just starting to prepare her breakfast.

“Good morning Spike,” Twilight said in a sweet tone as she took a seat at the kitchen table so she could eat, she saw him wearing his usual cooking attire which was his cute little pink apron and under that a white T-shirt and purple shorts.

“Mourning Twi,” he greeted back with a smile.

“Did you sleep in today? Cause usually your finished with my breakfast by now,” She asked.

“Oh yeah I just couldn’t tear myself from my soft warm bed, you know?”

“Honestly Spike you have it too easy, all you do is sleep eat do a little work repeat and that’s basically your whole day, and I still would like to know how you’re not grossly overweight from all that eating and literally no doing anything.”

“So you want to know the secret of how I keep this ass looking so tight huh?” He asked playfully as he gave it a slight shake in Twilights face making her blush.

“Spike put your butt down; no one wants to see that!”

“Are we talking about Spikes butt? Cause then I’d like to join the conversation,” A familiar voice said as Starlight Glimmer entered the room wearing her purple night gown that fit her rather nice in Spikes eyes.

“Morning Starlight, yeah Twilight wants to know how I do so little but still look so good,” Spike said jokingly.

“Well could you let me on it too, I’d kill to have an ass like that,” Starlight said as she reached for the toned orbs before being swatted away by Spike.

“Hey! You can look but you can’t touch Stary,” Spike said as he gave her a smirk.

“Oh really, well how about you let me touch yours and I’ll let you touch mines,” she purred at the drake after using the cute little nick name he came up with for her.

“Are you talking about just my ass?” Spike asked as he leaned in closer

“Oh I don’t know let’s just start there and see where the wind takes us hmm? Starlight said leaning in closer as well.

“OK THAT’S ENOUGH YOU TWO!!!” Twilight yelled at the top of her lungs scaring the two away from each other before bursting into a fit of laughter.

“Bwahahahahahahah calm down Twilight no need to get jealous,” Starlight said with amusement at her friend’s anger.

“I’m not jealous! I just don’t want anything immoral happening in my castle”

“That’s why you never get laid,” Spike chuckled only to receive a glare from Twilight.

“Ok ok that’s enough you guys can we just eat?” she said in defeat.

“Yeah sure, here you go girls,” Spike said handing them each a plate of scrambled eggs, as the girls took the plates out of his hands they noticed something peculiar and decided to question him about it.

“Hey Spike,” Starlight spoke up.

“Hmm?”

“What’s that on your side?” Twilight finished.

Spike looked to his left side to see something shocking; there was a large red stain there as if something had spilled on him…or out of him. At that moment a realization hit Spike but he kept calm and gave them an answer.

“Oh it just some ketchup, don’t worry about it,” he said as he dipped his finger in the substance and raised it to his mouth to taste it in order to seal the deal.

“Oh ok, well go wash it off its getting all over that cute little apron of yours,” Twilight said teasingly to get him back.

“Alright I’m heading for the bathroom then,” Spike said as he exited the room and made his way down the hall, but when he was out of ear shot he gripped his side in pain and grunted as he went to his bedroom to try and stop the bleeding.

He entered his room and locked the door so he wouldn’t be disturbed, then opened his closet and pushed away the entire cloths pile to reveal a secret compartment with a key pad to open it up. Spike typed in the numbers as quickly as he possibly could and as it opened revealed his suit and equipment along with some desperately needed medical supplies.

“Damn that were wolf really did a number on me,” he said to himself after taking of the apron and shirt and examining three scratch marks on his torso which were bleeding a bit too much for his liking. He opened up the first bottle of a special yellow medicine given to him by Zecora after a he did her a special favor.

He drank it down steadily and when he finished about a quarter of the bottle he felt a tingly cool sensation flow through his entire body and the wound disappear right before his very eyes, almost as if nothing had been there in the first place. “This stuff is awesome, I should bet Zecora to make me more,” He said examining his toned torso in his mirror like a certain curly haired woman examines herself.

“Well I guess I’d better call Luna and give her my report,” Spike said sitting down In his bed and pulling an almost transparent disk from under the mattress and touching the tip of his finger to the centre of it before tossing it up in the air were it hovered like a helicopter before the holographic image of the Alicorn Blood Luna appeared to be standing on it.

Luna was taller than Spike by about a head; she was wearing her long dark blue sundress which hugged her salivatingly large bosom and bottom rather well. She looked down at the shirtless dragon blood and smiled a smile of relief to see that he was okay after another night out hunting a deranged monster thirsty for human blood.

“Spike our friend, we are most pleased to see that you have indeed returned safe from the fight with ghastly werewolf unharmed,” she said sweetly

“Well, I wouldn’t say unharmed Princess Luna,” Spike said with a nervous smile.

“Oh dear what happened?” Luna asked in worry.

“That were wolf clawed my side pretty good, I didn’t even feel it until Twilight pointed it out for me, I tell yah adrenaline must have been pumping through my blood like a piston if I didn’t feel something like that,”

“Oh we are so sorry you got hurt like that on our behave,”

“No princess Luna it’s okay, I said yes when you made me the offer so it’s my fault, and besides Zecora and her healing juices healed me right up so it’s nothing to worry about,” Spike said to comfort her.

“Oh okay young master Spike, wait…did you say Twilight Sparkle saw it? Did she question you?”

“Yeah but I told her it was ketchup, my lying skills have gotten a lot better, but I’m not sure if that’s something I should be proud of” Spike said with his head down.

“I know that you dislike lying to your companions Spike but I simply can’t let this secret get out or it would for certain cause mass panic throughout not just Equestria, but the entire world,” she explained.

“I understand Princess, I just hope I can stop them from finding out themselves, especially Twilight, I expected someone as smart as her to figure something out by now but thankfully it hasn’t been so.”

“So we assume you have taken a mommento for this one as well?” Luna asked.

“As a matter of fact I did Princess,” Spike said as he pulled out a five inch claw from his pocket and showed it to the princess.

I see, you will be making another addition to your collection Princess Luna said as she watched Spike move over to another secret compartment and open it to reveal all kinds of knives claws and jewelry he took as trophies from the other monsters he hunted.

“You beat this werewolf badly didn’t you?”

“Are you kidding, I did to this where wolf, what the Joker did to Jason Todd,” Spike explained.

“Hmmm, we only hope that hunting monsters doesn’t turn our favorite subject into one as well, that would be tragic,”

“Don’t worry your pretty little head Lulu I’m alright, just a bit stirred up is all,” Spike answered.

“Well if you’re feeling so…..stirred, don’t be afraid to come see us, we will relieve you properly,” she added with a wink and lick of her lips causing Spike to slightly blush.

“W-well ok Luna I’ll keep that in mind.”

“Spike! Where are you?” Twilight called out.

“Oh crap! That Twilight, sorry Princess duty calls,” Spike said standing up and putting on shirt.

“Tis no problem young master Spike, take care, and see you tonight for your next assignment,” Luna said as she waved good bye and the transparent disk floated back to the ground before shoving itself back into the mattress.

Spike walked over to the door and opened it to reveal Starlight and Twilight in their usual attire which was a purple Skirt and white button up blouse for Twilight and a Long baby blue Sun dress for Starlight.

“Spike where trying to sleep again?” Twilight deadpanned.

“Oh uh yeah just another quick catnap before the days chores,” Spike replied.

“Come on Spike, staying in bed for long is only cool if there a girl there with you,” Starlight added.

“Oh, well maybe you could help me with that,” Spike asked with a raised eye brow.

“Maybe I will.”

“Spike here is a list of chores to do for the day; I won’t have you lazing around in bed,” Twilight said pushing Starlight out of the bed to get infront of Spike. “You’ll be going around to help our friends today, and I told them about your lazy behavior so don’t think they’ll let you off easy.

“Fantastic,” Spike said sarcastically.

“Me and Starlight have to go to the Crystal Empire so we will be gone all day, bye Spike,” Twilight said leaving him behind and pushing Starlight ahead of her so she couldn’t stay and talk with Spike anymore.

“Alright, their gone and I have a whole day of chores, hopefully no one on this list will question me about what I did at night,” Spike said as he held the paper and read the first thing he had to do.

1. Help Applejack with Apple bucking at Sweet Apple acres.

“Appljack…..Dammit!”